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3rd Rock From the Sun
  • Ep: 1
  • Brains and Eggs
  • Also Starring: Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek), Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Jennifer Rhodes (Mrs Sumner)
  • Co-Starring: Marne Patterson (Volleyball Girl)
  • Featuring: Susan Leslie (Kissing Woman), Dan Gilvezen (Radio DJ)
  • Written By: Bonnie Turner & Terry Turner
  • Directed By: James Burrows
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 2
  • Post Nasal Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Marla Sokoloff (Dina)
  • Also Starring: Rachel Davies (Flora), Wayne Thomas Yorke (Best Man), Pat Lach (Mother)
  • Featuring: Marijane Cole (Sshh Lady)
  • Special Appearance By: Martha Stewart (Herself)
  • Written By: Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: The earth is a primitive place, notable for its pollution, squandered resources, and violent upheavals. But man, you should taste the doughnuts!
  • Ep: 3
  • Dick's First Birthday
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Lauren Graham (Laurie), Michael Milhoan (Coach), Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn)
  • Also Starring: Dee Freeman (Waitress), Benjamin King (Man In Bar), Robert Lynch (Doug)
  • Written By: Andy Cowan
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: The earth revolves around the sun. But ask most humans, they'll say it revolves around them.
  • Ep: 4
  • Dick is From Mars, Sally is From Venus
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Michael Milhoan (Coach), Whitney Rydbeck (Mr. Kersey)
  • Also Starring: Elayn Taylor (Teacher #1), Artie Anderson (Brad), Merrick Deamon (Guy)
  • Written By: Bill Martin & Mike Schiff
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: The people of earth sometimes divide against each other based on national origin or skin color. Of course, no one else in the galaxy can tell them apart.
  • Ep: 5
  • Dick, Smoker
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn)
  • Also Starring: Jane Lynch (Mrs Koppel), David Dunard (Mechanic), Eddie Allen (Dr Bunkson), Dee Freeman (Waitress), Laurel Ann Green (Moviegoer), Jonathan Everett Lewis (Jack), Katheryn Joosten (Cafeteria Lady), John Platt (Patient)
  • Written By: Bill Martin & Mike Schiff
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: The earth is actually two-thirds water... about the equivalent of scotch at a cheap wedding.
  • Ep: 6
  • Green-Eyed Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Ed Begley Jr. (Jeff)
  • Also Starring: Kathryn Lanasa (Kate), Richard Gilbert-Hill (Jeff's Brother), Katie Layman (Muriel), Nancy LeSuk (Female Necker), Darlene Kardon (Old Woman), Mark Bedard (Naked Guy), Lindsey Haun (Lisa), Eric Saiet (Pleasant Man), Steve Yiall (Male Necker)
  • Featuring: Steve Yiall (Male Necker)
  • Written By: Joe Fisch
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: They say earth started with just two humans. Now there are five billion of them. Someone needs to turn a hose on them.
  • Ep: 7
  • Lonely Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Shay Astar (August), Carole Davis (Aviana)
  • Also Starring: Maria Cina (Onya), Karen Constantine (Woman)
  • Special Guest Star: Phil Hartman (Phillip)
  • Written By: Christine Zander
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: The earth is populated by millions of beautiful women. And those who aren't beautiful have great personalities.
  • Ep: 8
  • Body, Soul and Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Shay Astar (August)
  • Also Starring: William Bogert (Dean Sumner), Jennifer Rhodes (Mrs Sumner), Anna Slotky (Cheryl), Bruce Morrow (Father Rice), Harry Murphy (Professor), Steven Barnett (Cableman)
  • Special Guest Star: John Mahoney (Dr. Hamlin)
  • Written By: Bonnie Turner & Terry Turner
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: The earth is covered with a deep, hard crust... although it does have a wonderful chewy center.
  • Ep: 9
  • Ab-Dick-ted
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Shay Astar (August)
  • Special Guest Star: Bronson Pinchot (Roy)
  • Written By: Bob Kushell & Christine Zander
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: Earth is a place where backing down causes ego problems, and backing up causes severe tire damage.
  • Ep: 10
  • Truth or Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Richard Roat (Dr Byron), Andrew Hill Newman (DMV Agent)
  • Also Starring: Mailon Rivera (Campus Cop), Dee Freeman (DMV Clerk), Kristin Morley (Waitress)
  • Written By: Bonnie Turner & Terry Turner
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 11
  • The Art of Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Charlotte Booker (Grace), Kimberly Scott (Emily)
  • Also Starring: Lorna Scott (Mrs. Walters)
  • Featuring: Peggy Billo (Mrs. Hartzinger), Heather McPhaul (Mrs. Duvall), Jane Gordon (Mrs. Greenstein)
  • Written By: Bob Kushell
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 12
  • Frozen Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Rex Linn (Chuck), Ian Lithgow (Leon), Robert Knott (Ellis)
  • Also Starring: Teresa Tudury (Connie), Pat Thomas (Customer #1), Carolyn Pemberton (Customer #2), Skye McKenzie (Last Customer)
  • Featuring: Tami Tappan (Barbara), Gigi Bermingham & Martin Hilton & Karl Hamann & Linda Dangcil (The Singing Truckers)
  • Special Guest Star: John Raitt (Trucker Gil)
  • Written By: Linwood Boomer
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 13
  • Angry Dick
  • Starring: Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Mike Starr (Frank Muller), Lois Foraker (Patty Muller), Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn)
  • Written By: Linwood Boomer
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 14
  • The Dicks, They Are A-Changing
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Written By: Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 15
  • I Enjoy Being a Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Shay Astar (August)
  • Also Starring: Ileen Getz (Judith), Jane Galloway (Dr. Blumfeld), Teresa Tudury (Woman #2), Scooter Stephan (Man), Bart McCarthy (Grouch)
  • Written By: Christine Zander
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 16
  • Dick Like Me
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), John D'Aquino (Mr. Randell)
  • Written By: Joe Fisch
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 17
  • Assault With a Deadly Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Shay Astar (August), Michael Milhoan (Coach)
  • Also Starring: Roy Proscia (Mugger), Lance E. Nichols (Security Salesman)
  • Featuring: Robert Arce (Nutty Guy)
  • Special Guest Appearance By: Wayne Knight (Don)
  • Written By: Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 18
  • Father Knows Dick
  • Starring: Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), John D'Aquino (Mr. Randell), Lisa Kaminir (Margueritte), Kenneth Magee (Policeman Joe)
  • Also Starring: J. Jay Cohen (Frank), Adam Consolo (Classmate), Jesse Jacobs (Waiter), Craig Tolliver (Bartender)
  • Special Guest Star: Naomi Judd (Frances)
  • Written By: Bob Kushell
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 19
  • Selfish Dick
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
  • Guest Starring: Ileen Getz (Judith), Richard McGonagle (Head Doctor), Bruce Morrow (Father Rice)
  • Also Starring: Tom Jourden (Doctor), Tom Simmons (Peter), Steven M. Porter (Roger), Elliott Woods (Doctor Ladypart), Jan Claire (Nurse Wounds), Lily Knight (Nurse Turner)
  • Special Guest Star: Harry Morgan (Professor Suter)
  • Written By: David Sacks
  • Directed By: Robert Berlinger
  • Opening Joke: None
  • Ep: 20
  • See Dick Run (Part 1)
  • Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
  • Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Shay Astar (August), John D'Aquino (Mr. Randell)
  • Featuring: Yoshihisa Kuwayama (Chef), Jocelyn Harris (Restaurant Patron)
  • Written By: Bill Martin & Mike Schiff
  • Directed By: James Burrows
  • Opening Joke: None


Season One
John Lithgow .................................. Dick Solomon
Kristen Johnston ............................. Sally Solomon
Joseph Gordon-Levitt ......................... Tommy Solomon
French Stewart ............................... Harry Solomon
Jane Curtin .............................. Dr. Mary Albright
James Earl Jones .................................. Narrator