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American Dad
  • Ep: 1
  • Pilot
  • Headline: DEMOCRATIC PARTY MISSING: FEARED DEAD
  • Original Pilot Headline: TV CRITICS BROKER MID-EAST PEACE DEAL
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Biology Teacher), Chris Cox (George W. Bush), Carmen Electra (Lisa Silver), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson), Natasha Melnick (Hilary), Kim Parks ( ), Kevin Michael Richardson (Principal Lewis), Andre Sogliuzzo (Mr. Goodwin), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), John Viener (Dan Rather / English Teacher)
  • Written By: Seth MacFarlane & Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
  • Directed By: Ron Hughart
  • Ep:
  • Inside the CIA
  • Headline: None
  • Written By: Seth MacFarlane & Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
  • Directed By: Seth MacFarlane
  • Note: Shown in theatres before the movie "Fever Pitch"
  • Ep: 2
  • Threat Levels
  • Headline: STUFF HAPPENS AS WAVE OF AMBIGUITY SPREADS
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry), Ralph Garman (Hazmat Guy), Zuhair Haddad ( ), Mike Henry (Jackson / Charlie), Busy Philipps (Dana), Kevin Michael Richardson (Scab Bum), Stephen Root (Dick), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
  • Written By: David Zuckerman
  • Directed By: Brent Woods
  • Ep: 3
  • Stan Knows Best
  • Headline: OPTIMIST DROWNS IN HALF-FULL TUB
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry), Robin Bartlett ( ), Zooey Deschanel (Candy Striper Stripper), Nat Faxon ( ), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson / Charlie), Sarah Silverman (Stripper), Tori Spelling ( ), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry), Brenda Vaccaro ( )
  • Written By: Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
  • Directed By: Pam Cooke
  • Ep: 4
  • Francine's Flashback
  • Headline: HOOKER KILLED FOR HEART OF GOLD
  • Also Starring: Ellen Albertini Dow ( ), Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson / Charlie), Josh Homme (Himself), Terri Rodriguez (Lindsay Coolidge), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry), Debra Wilson (Whitney Houston), Marissa Jaret Winokur (Jewel)
  • Written By: Rick Wiener & Kenny Schwartz
  • Directed By: Caleb Meurer & Brent Woods
  • Ep: 5
  • Roger Codger
  • Headline: ECONOMY TURNS CORNER, FALLS DOWN STAIRS
  • Also Starring: Rob Corddry ( ), Neil Feinberg ( ), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Charlie), Phil Lewis (Duper), Martin Mull ( ), Patrick Stewart (Bullock)
  • Written By: Dan Vebber
  • Directed By: Albert Calleros
  • Ep: 6
  • Homeland Insecurity
  • Headline: MISSING TWINS FOUND IN GINGERBREAD HOUSE
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker ( ), Abraham Benrubi ( ), William Fichtner (Harland), Gina Gershon (Karen), Seth Green ( ), Richard Kind (Tuttle), Elias Koteas (Jim), Matthew Lillard (Bruce), Ron Livingston (Bob), Megyn Price ( )
  • Written By: Neal Boushell & Sam O'Neal
  • Directed By: Rodney Clouden
  • Ep: 7
  • Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
  • Headline: BUSH FINALLY GETS JOKE ABOUT LAST NAME
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Chuck), Josh Groban (Whiny Parishioner), Jodi Long ( ), Martin Mull (Father Donovan), Dennis Predovic (Bela Karolyi), Molly Shannon (Kristy), Marley Shelton (Betsy), James Patrick Stuart (Bartender)
  • Written By: Nahnatchka Khan
  • Directed By: John Aoshima
  • Ep: 8
  • Bullocks to Stan
  • Headline:
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Agent), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson), Stephen Root (Dick), Patrick Stewart (Bullock)
  • Written By: Alison McDonald
  • Directed By: Brent Woods
  • Ep: 9
  • A Smith in the Hand
  • Headline: ISRAEL PULLS OUT OF GAZA, GAZA NOT PREGNANT
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Dr. Heisler), Mike Henry (Senator #2), Peter MacKenzie (Dr. Grossbard / Senator #1), Scott Menville (Timmy / Kids), Kevin Michael Richardson (Principal Lewis / TV Announcer)
  • Written By: Dave Hemingson
  • Directed By: Pam Cooke
  • Ep: 10
  • All About Steve
  • Headline: GAS PRICES HIGHER THAN DUDE AT WEEZER CONCERT
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry / Skinny Man), Catero Colbert (Derek Jeter), Stephen Colbert (Dentist), Mike Henry (Jackson / Taco King), Brian Posehn (Dan Vebber), Stephen Root (Dick / Dentist's Father), Jon Ross (Alien Man), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kate Thomas (Barry)
  • Written By: Chris McKenna & Matt McKenna
  • Directed By: Mike Kim
  • Ep: 11
  • Con Heir
  • Headline: SCIENTIST DISCOVERS WIFE CHEATING
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Henry (Jackson / Painter), Martin Mull (Father Donovan), Daran Norris (Jack Smith), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Sherry Weston (Gretchen)
  • Written By: Steve Hely
  • Directed By: Albert Calleros
  • Ep: 12
  • Stan of Arabia, Part 1
  • Headline: None
  • Also Starring: Jeff Bennett (Mahmood), Paget Brewster (Thundercat), Odile Corso (Angelina Jolie), Neal Feinberg (Khalid), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Brian George (Ali), Mike Henry (Jackson / Faziz / Michael Moore), Peter Lurie (Mysterious Man), Stephen Root (Dick), Andre Sogliuzzo (Manager), April Stewart (Salima / Bahir), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Jill Talley (Mom / Dalia), Fred Tatasciore (Police Officer #2), Wally Wingert (Jay Leno)
  • Written By: Nahnatchka Khan
  • Directed By: Rodney Clouden
  • Ep: 13
  • Stan of Arabia, Part 2
  • Headline: None
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker ( ), Paget Brewster (Thundercat), Odile Corso (God), Neal Feinberg (Khalid / Zacharias / Defense Attorney), Brian George (Ali / Prince / Guy #3), Gina Gershon (American Girl #1), Zuhair Haddad (Old Guy / Police Officer #3), Mike Henry (Faziz / Announcer #2), Grant Heslov (Man #2 / Announcer #4), Peter Lurie (Mysterious Man), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Fred Tatasciore (Police Officer #2 / Judge)
  • Written By: Carter Bays & Craig Thomas
  • Directed By: Anthony Lioi
  • Ep: 14
  • Stannie Get Your Gun
  • Headline: BIG BIRD DEAD OF BIG AVIAN FLU
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Mr. Madsen / Michael), Beau Bridges (Doctor / Lieutenant Thacker), John Carroll Lynch (ACL-Lou / Mr. Simms / Monkey), Jill Talley (Little Girl's Mom / Ramona)
  • Written By: Brian Boyle
  • Directed By: John Aoshima
  • Ep: 15
  • Star Trek
  • Headline: BUSH APPOINTS STEPHEN KING AS AMBASSADOR TO TERROR
  • Also Starring: Paul Adelstein ( ), Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Bryan Cranston (Publisher), Leslie Jordan (Mr. Beauregard), Matt McKenna (Kevin / Cap'n Monty), Jill Talley (Boob Woman / Old Woman), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry / Spike), Jim Wise (Mr. Durbin)
  • Written By: Chris McKenna & Matt McKenna
  • Directed By: Mike Kim
  • Ep: 16
  • Not Particularly Desperate Housewives
  • Headline: CLEVER BUMPER STICKER ENDS ABORTION DEBATE
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Researcher), Paget Brewster (Casey), Eric Edwards (Manager), Michael Hagerty (Cop #1 / Editor), Sandra Oh (Katie), Megyn Price (Linda), Freddy Rodriguez (Hector), Molly Shannon (Kristy), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Jill Talley (Fat Lady / Female Officer)
  • Written By: Dan Vebber
  • Directed By: Brent Woods
  • Ep: 17
  • Rough Trade
  • Headline: BRITNEY SPEARS' BABY TO ENTER PRE-HAB
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Contestant), Keith Carradine ( ), David Faustino ( ), Jason Lee (Officer Bays), Ron Livingston (Bob Memari), Megyn Price (Linda Memari), Andy Richter (Philip), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Fred Tatasciore ( ), Jill Talley (Senator Feinstein / Maria), Rob Tinkler (Doyle / Fusfeld)
  • Written By: David Zuckerman
  • Directed By: Pam Cooke
  • Ep: 18
  • Finances With Wolves
  • Headline: TANTRIC SEX CONFERENCE ENDS PREMATURELY
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry / Ticket Guy / Valet), David Herman (Arboreus / Mr. Aids), Peter MacKenzie (Chief Shopaholic / Midnight Runner #1 / Salesman), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
  • Written By: Neal Boushell & Sam O'Neal
  • Directed By: Albert Calleros
  • Ep: 19
  • It's Good to Be the Queen
  • Headline: MICHELLE KWAN FINALLY DISHONORS FAMILY
  • Also Starring: Leigh-Allyn Baker (Margie), Mike Barker (Jock #2 / Sanders / Pig Head), Jon Cryer (Quacky), Ioan Gruffudd (Dark Haired Man / Medic), Jeff Fischer (Jeff / Donnie), Mike Henry (Jackson / Maitre d'), Matt McKenna (Donnie's Dad / Waiter / Guy in Line), Stephen Root (Dick), Jeremy Sisto (Mitch), David Zuckerman (Betty Sue / Housekeeper)
  • Written By: Alison McDonald
  • Directed By: Rodney Clouden
  • Ep: 20
  • Roger 'n Me
  • Headline: CONFUSED IRANIAN PRESIDENT DENIES HOLLOW CRUST PIZZA
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Frank / Terry Bates), Peter Facinelli (Miles), Jennie Garth (Trudy), Laura Linney ( ), Peter Scollari (Host / Peter / Limo Driver), Wendie Jo Spears (Old Lady / Wendie Jo), John Torbett (Bobo)
  • Written By: Rick Wiener & Kenny Schwartz
  • Directed By: Anthony Lioi
  • Ep: 21
  • Helping Hands
  • Headline: KING KONG TOLD NOT TO USE AIDS QUILT FOR WARMTH
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Nick), John Cho (Vince Chung), John DiMaggio (Sully), Juanita Jennings ( ), Matt McKenna (Coach Andrews), Kevin Michael Richardson (Monty), Andre Sogliuzzo (Deaf Teddy / Blind Jimmy), Jill Tilley ( ), Fred Tatasciore (Johnny Four-Legs), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
  • Written By: Nahnatchka Khan
  • Directed By: Caleb Meurer
  • Ep: 22
  • With Friends Like Steve's
  • Headline: 'AMERICAN DAD' RELEASES DVD, SMALL GIRL FROM BASEMENT
  • Also Starring: Alex Breckenridge ( ), James DeBello (A.J.), Craig Ferguson (Evil Barry), Chris Klein (Gary / Rick), Matt McKenna (Drill Sergeant), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry), Reno Wilson ( )
  • Written By: Erik Durbin
  • Directed By: John Aoshima
  • Ep: 23
  • Tears of a Clooney
  • Headline: ROB SCHNEIDER, DEAD AT 62
  • Also Starring: Adilah Barnes ( ), Mike Barker ( ), Bruce Boxleitner (Himself), Paget Brewster (Raina), John DiMaggio (Petkov), Brad Grunberg (Clooney Boys), Kate Jackson (Herself), Andre Sogliuzzo (George Clooney)
  • Written By: Chris McKenna & Matt McKenna
  • Directed By: Brent Woods


Season One
Seth MacFarlane ......................... Stan Smith / Roger
Wendy Schaal ................................ Francine Smith
Scott Grimes ................................... Steve Smith
Rachael MacFarlane ............................ Hayley Smith
Dee Bradley Baker .................................... Klaus