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American Dad
  • Ep: 24
  • Camp Refoogee
  • Headline: ZACH BRAFF MANIA SWEEPS ZACH BRAFF'S APARTMENT
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker ( ), Romany Malco (Skittle / Refugee / Hot Rod), Thandie Newton (Makeva), Seth Rogen (Student), Christine Taylor (Candy), Rob Tinkler (Clerk)
  • Written By: Josh Bycel & Jonathan Fener
  • Directed By: Albert Calleros
  • Ep: 25
  • The American Dad After School Special
  • Headline: JEWISH GYNECOLOGIST DEVELOPS PAP SCHMEAR
  • Also Starring: Lizzy Caplan (Debbie), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), David Herman (Man / Zack), Ron Lynch ( ), Matt McKenna ( ), Azura Skye (Veronica), Patrick Stewart (Bullock)
  • Written By: Dan Vebber
  • Directed By: Pam Cooke
  • Ep: 26
  • Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option
  • Headline: DESPONDENT PLUTO DROWNS TWO OF ITS MOONS
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Christine Baranski (Homeless Woman), Mike Barker ( ), Paget Brewster (Judy), Beau Bridges (Lieutenant Thacker), John DiMaggio (Priest / Repo Guy), Elias Koteas (Jim), Swoosie Kurtz (Marilyn), Scott Lowell (Felix), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Fred Tatasciore ( ), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
  • Written By: Etan Cohen
  • Directed By: Rodney Clouden
  • Ep: 27
  • Lincoln Lover
  • Headline: BUSH TO VOTERS: VOTES FOR DEMS KILL ANGELS!
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker ( ), Wilson Cruz (Male Fan / Male Log Cabin Chorus / Hot Andew), Tom Hollander (Performance Artist Lincoln / Waiter), Scott Lowell (Brett), Matt McKenna ( ), Peter Paige (Jason), Stark Sands (Conservative Republican / Tino / Conservative #1), Fred Tatasciore ( )
  • Written By: Nahnatchka Khan & Rick Wiener & Kenny Schwartz
  • Directed By: Brent Woods
  • Ep: 28
  • Dungeons and Wagons
  • Headline: DEMS TAKE HOUSE, REPUBLICANS GET RECORD COLLECTION
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot / Fladnag), John DiMaggio (Leon / Brad), Jeff Fischer (Jeff / Zamfir), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshio / Popo), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry / Flandnag)
  • Written By: Michael Shipley & Jim Bernstein
  • Directed By: Kurt Dumas & Anthony Lioi
  • Ep: 29
  • Iced, Iced Babies
  • Headline: RUMSFELD STEPS DOWN... ON PUPPY'S HEAD
  • Also Starring: Lizzy Caplan (Debbie), Karen Maruyama (Kichiro), Matt McKenna ( ), Kevin M. Richardson ( ), Elijah Wood (Ethan)
  • Written By: Steve Hely
  • Directed By: Caleb Meurer
  • Ep: 30
  • Of Ice and Men
  • Headline: TURKEY UPRISING FAILS!
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry Bates), Tom Hollander ( ), Austin Majors (Thomas), Ivana Milicevic (Svetlana), Martin Mull (Father Donovan), Andre Sogliuzzo (Teacher), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
  • Written By: Brian Boyle
  • Directed By: John Aoshima
  • Ep: 31
  • Irregarding Steve
  • Headline: TRANS FATS BANNED IN NYC, FAT TRANNIES STILL OK
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker ( ), Johnny Galecki (Arnie Squirrel), Leslie Jordan (Beauregard), John Krasinski (Gilbert Squirrel), Rusty Schwimmer (Mama Squirrel), Andre Sogliuzzo ( ), Jon Stewart (Himself)
  • Written By: Chris McKenna & Matt McKenna
  • Directed By: Pam Cooke
  • Ep: 32
  • The Best Christmas Story Never
  • Headline: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! SANTA EXITS SLEIGH, FLASHES CROTCH
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry Bates), Chris Diamantopolous (Donald Sutherland / Robert Deniro), Rick Hoffman (Caroller #1 / John Hinkley), Lisa Kudrow (Ghost of Christmas Past), Matt McKenna ( ), Sam Pancake ( )
  • Written By: Brian Boyle
  • Directed By: Albert Calleros
  • Ep: 33
  • Bush Comes to Dinner
  • Headline: IT'S 2007... STILL NO FLYING CARS
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker ( ), Chris Cox (George W. Bush), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson), Bobby Lee (Korean Man), Stephen Root (Dick / Co-Worker #4), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Fred Tatasciore (Secret Service Agent)
  • Written By: Matt Weitzman & Mike Barker
  • Directed By: Mike Kim
  • Ep: 34
  • American Dream Factory
  • Headline: GIRLFRIEND DUMPED AFTER ASKING "WHO'S IN WORLD SERIES BOWL?"
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker ( ), Mary Jo Catlet, ( ) Miguel Ferrer (Agent Hopkins), Mike Henry ( ), Leila Hoyle ( ), Niecy Nash (Patty Labelle), Elizabeth Pena (Store Owner), Louie Perez ( ), Iggy Pop (Jerry), Efren Ramirez (Paco), Stark Sands (Williams), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry), Matt Weitzman ( )
  • Written By: Nahnatchka Khan
  • Directed By: Rodney Clouden
  • Ep: 35
  • A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial
  • Headline: HOMEMADE VALENTINE PROVES THOUGHT DOESN'T COUNT
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Gordon), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Peter Graves (Mr. Pibb), Masam Holden (Henry), Patton Oswalt (Bob)
  • Written By: Dan Vebber
  • Directed By: Joe Daniello
  • Ep: 36
  • Black Mystery Month
  • Headline: IRAN CHANGES FLAG TO MIDDLE FINGER
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Kevin Michael Richardson (Principal Lewis)
  • Written By: Laura McCreary
  • Directed By: Brent Woods
  • Ep: 37
  • An Apocalypse to Remember
  • Headline: SCOOTER LIBBY FARTS, PARDONED
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Flower), Lisa Edelstein (Sharri Rothberg), Elliot Gould (Russel Rothberg), Mike Henry (Buckle), Deanne Jeffries (Woman), Matt McKenna (Mountain Man), Liz Sheridan (Mrs. Rothberg), Patrick Stewart (Bullock)
  • Written By: Erik Durbin
  • Directed By: John Aoshima
  • Ep: 38
  • Four Little Words
  • Headline: CHILDHOOD OBESITY UP, PEDOPHILIA DOWN
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker ( ), Mike Henry (Jackson), Jane Lynch ( ), Stephen Root (Dick), Lyndon Smith ( ), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Ally Walker ( )
  • Written By: David Zuckerman
  • Directed By: Caleb Meurer
  • Ep: 39
  • When a Stan Loves a Woman
  • Headline: AIRLINES TO SCREEN EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Biology Teacher), Paget Brewster ( ), Chris Diamantopoulos (Guy / Old Man), Michael Dunn ( ), Matt McKenna ( ), Becki Newton ( ), Terri Rodrigues ( ), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
  • Written By: Rick Wiener & Kenny Schwartz
  • Directed By: Rodney Clouden
  • Ep: 40
  • I Can't Stan You
  • Headline: MEXICAN PRESIDENT CREATES NEW TACO SUPREME COURT
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry Bates), Paul Butcher (Johnny), Chris Diamantopoulos (Jim / Executive), Mike Henry (Jackson), Ron Livingston (Bob Memari), Ann Magnusson ( ), Becki Newton ( ), Megin Price (Linda Memari), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Fred Tatasciore ( )
  • Written By: Michael Shipley & Jim Bernstein
  • Directed By: Pam Cooke
  • Ep: 41
  • The Magnificent Steven
  • Headline: PLANE DELAYED AS MRS. PLANE FINISHES GETTING READY
  • Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Harve Presnell ( ), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry), Carnie Wilson (Cashier / Woman)
  • Written By: Steve Hely
  • Directed By: Mike Kim
  • Ep: 42
  • Joint Custody
  • Headline: POPEYE INSISTS: "OLIVE OIL AIN'T NO VIRGIN!"
  • Also Starring: Mike Barker ( ), Clancy Brown (Jeff's Dad), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Richard Gant (Leprechaun), David Herman ( ), J. Lee ( ), Daran Norris (Jack Smith)
  • Written By: Keith Heisler
  • Directed By: Joe Daniello


Season Two
Seth MacFarlane ......................... Stan Smith / Roger
Wendy Schaal ................................ Francine Smith
Scott Grimes ................................... Steve Smith
Rachael MacFarlane ............................ Hayley Smith
Dee Bradley Baker .................................... Klaus