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Better Off Ted
  • Ep: 1
  • Pilot
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba)
  • Co-Starring: Jim Lau (Screaming Office Worker)
  • Written By: Victor Fresco
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 2
  • Heroes
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Co-Starring: Peter Spruyt (Jerome), Bill Stevenson (Lab Worker #1), Carla Jimenez (Lab Worker #2), Rizwan Manji (Male Office Worker)
  • Written By: Victor Fresco
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 3
  • Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Richard Fancy (Mr. Campbell)
  • Co-Starring: Martha Boles (Lisa), Sean Christopher Davis (Jerry), Julian Bailey (Hal), Mason Lauderdale (Little Boy)
  • Written By: Justin Adler
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 4
  • Racial Sensitivity
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Kristoffer Polaha (Don)
  • Co-Starring: Jonathan T. Floyd (Bert), Jesse Head (Stu)
  • Written By: Michael Glouberman
  • Directed By: Paul Lazarus
  • Ep: 5
  • Win Some, Dose Some
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Co-Starring: Rocky McMurray (General McMillian), Natalia Reagan (Mindy), Alison Robertson (Kathy), Bill Stevenson (Lonny)
  • Written By: Elijah Aron & Jordan Young
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 6
  • Goodbye, Mr. Chips
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Chip Chinery (Ryan), Terry Rhoads (Chet), Patricia Belcher (Janet)
  • Co-Starring: Carla Jimenez (Patricia), Roger Narayan (Jim)
  • Written By: Becky Mann & Audra Sielaff
  • Directed By: Michael Spiller
  • Ep: 7
  • Get Happy
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Merrin Dungey (Sheila), Richard McGonagle (Manny), Richard Riehle (Bob), Ernie Grunwald (Clark)
  • Co-Starring: Rizwan Manji (Rick), Chris Dotson (Joe), Vivian Bang (Debbie)
  • Written By: Mike Teverbaugh
  • Directed By: Gail Mancuso
  • Ep: 8
  • You Are the Boss of Me
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Benjamin King (Gil)
  • Co-Starring: Abner Genece (Francis Groth)
  • Written By: Dan O'Shannon
  • Directed By: Paul Lazarus
  • Ep: 9
  • Bioshuffle
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Joy Osmanski (Lucy), Rizwan Manji (Rick)
  • Co-Starring: Tom R. Hughes (Brody), Ithamar Enriquez (Wallace)
  • Written By: Michael A. Ross
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 10
  • Trust and Consequences
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Janet Varney (Female Lawyer)
  • Co-Starring: Jordan Murphy (Male Lawyer)
  • Written By: Mike Teverbaugh
  • Directed By: Lee Shallat-Chemel
  • Ep: 11
  • Father, Can You Hair Me?
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Geoff Pierson (Elijah Palmer), Kevin Chamberlin (Ted's Father)
  • Co-Starring: Gary Rubenstein (Dr. Rosenbaum), Welton Thomas Pitchford (Glenn)
  • Written By: Michael Glouberman
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 12
  • Jabberwocky
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Terry Rhoads (Chet)
  • Co-Starring: Rizwan Manji (Rick), Stefan Marks (Brett), Yuki Matsuzaki (Scientist #1), Keisuke Hoashi (Scientist #2)
  • Written By: Michael A. Ross
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 13
  • Secrets and Lives
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Rachelle Lefevre (Rebecca), Mark Deklin (Mordor)
  • Co-Starring: Shantel Wislawski (Sabrina), Bill Parks (Ernie), Brady Matthews (Steve), Jennifer Landa (Kristi), Allen C. Liu (I.T. Guy), Stanley Ullman (Coffee Cart Guy)
  • Written By: Dan O'Shannon & Mike Teverbaugh
  • Directed By: Michael Spiller


Season One
Jay Harrington ......................... Ted Crisp
Portia de Rossi .................. Veronica Palmer
Andrea Anders .................... Linda Zwordling
Jonathan Slavin ....................... Phil Mymen
Malcolm Barrett ....................... Lem Hewitt
Isabella Acres ........................ Rose Crisp