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Better Off Ted
  • Ep: 14
  • Love Blurts
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Taye Diggs (Greg), Virginia Williams (Danielle)
  • Co-Starring: Rachel Anderson (Receptionist)
  • Written By: Kat Likkel & John Hoberg
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 15
  • The Lawyer, the Lemur and the Little Listener
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Terry Rhoads (Chet)
  • Co-Starring: Chelsey Crisp (Nadine), Christopher Hoffman (Jeffrey), Matt Miller (Bert), Brandon Molale (Extraction Guy #1)
  • Written By: Tim Doyle
  • Directed By: Chris Koch
  • Ep: 16
  • Battle of the Bulbs
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Terry Rhoads (Chet)
  • And: Khandi Alexander (Stella)
  • Co-Starring: Mike Siegel (Executive #1), Jesse Henecke (Guy)
  • Written By: Michael Shipley
  • Directed By: Marc Buckland
  • Ep: 17
  • It's Nothing Business, It's Just Personal
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Mark Deklin (Mordor)
  • Co-Starring: Carla Jimenez (Patricia), Gary Rubenstein (Doctor), Bill Stevenson (Lonny)
  • Written By: Victor Fresco
  • Directed By: Marc Buckland
  • Ep: 18
  • The Great Repression
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Merrin Dungey (Sheila), Jennifer Irwin (Denise)
  • Co-Starring: Jake Dogias (Alvin), Jerry Kernion (Keith), Zaid Farid (Steve), Christina Ferraro (Gail), Kristi Clainos (Erica), Wilmer Calderon (Carlos)
  • Written By: Becky Mann & Audra Sielaff
  • Directed By: Reginald Hudlin
  • Ep: 19
  • Beating a Dead Workforce
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Merrin Dungey (Sheila)
  • Co-Starring: Brad Raider (Perry), Warren Sweeney (Gordon Jenkins), Graham Norris (Johnny), Ed Hopkins (Narrator)
  • Written By: Ingrid Escajeda
  • Directed By: Marc Buckland
  • Ep: 20
  • Change We Can't Believe In
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Chip Chinery (Ryan), Jeff Doucette (Mr. Krebs)
  • Co-Starring: Lydia Blanco (Sarah)
  • Written By: Elijah Aron & Jordan Young
  • Directed By: Lee Shallat Chemel
  • Ep: 21
  • The Impertence of Communicationizing
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Chris Parnell (Walter), Patricia Belcher (Janet)
  • Co-Starring: Vivian Bang (Debbie), Jake Dogias (Alvin), Richard Robichaux (Mark), Malcolm Foster Smith (Water Guy)
  • Written By: Mike Teverbaugh
  • Directed By: Michael Fresco
  • Ep: 22
  • The Long and Winding High Road
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Kyle Bornheimer (Pete), Terry Rhoads (Chet)
  • Co-Starring: Carla Jimenez (Patricia), Martha Boles (Lisa), Leanne Wilson (Kathleen), Omi Vaidya (William)
  • Written By: Michael A. Ross
  • Directed By: Michael Spiller
  • Ep: 23
  • Lust in Translation
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Stefanie von Pfetten (Greta)
  • Co-Starring: Rizwan Manji (Rick), Stefan Marks (Brett), Hans Tester (Hans), Jeffrey Anthony (Carl)
  • Written By: Michael Shipley
  • Directed By: Lee Shallat Chemel
  • Ep: 24
  • Mess of a Salesman
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Eddie McClintock (Billy), Rick Hoffman (Mr. Page)
  • Co-Starring: Bill Stevenson (Lonnie), Stefan Marks (Brett), Shirley Jordan (Mrs. Boudreaux), Glenn Taranto (Lou)
  • Written By: Tim Doyle
  • Directed By: Marc Buckland
  • Ep: 25
  • It's a Party and I'll Lie if I Want To
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
  • Guest Starring: Terry Rhoads (Chet)
  • Co-Starring: Callie Thompson (Olivia), Danielle Soibelman (Hannah), Kaelyn Raye Lustig (Ava), Larry Udy (Man), Claudia Choi (Employee)
  • Written By: Mike Teverbaugh
  • Directed By: Michael Spiller
  • Ep: 26
  • Swag the Dog
  • Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
  • Guest Starring: Merrin Dungey (Sheila), Terry Rhoads (Chet), Dakin Matthews (Arthur Wells)
  • Co-Starring: Rachelle Wood (Susan), Donald Li (Asian Man), Bill Stevenson (Lonnie), Adam Harrington (Jimmy), Richard Robichaux (Ritchie)
  • Written By: Michael A. Ross
  • Directed By: Lee Shallat Chemel


Season Two
Jay Harrington ......................... Ted Crisp
Portia de Rossi .................. Veronica Palmer
Andrea Anders .................... Linda Zwordling
Jonathan Slavin ....................... Phil Mymen
Malcolm Barrett ....................... Lem Hewitt
Isabella Acres ........................ Rose Crisp