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The Girl From U.N.C.L.E.
  • Ep: 1
  • The Dog-Gone Affair
  • Act I: My dog has fleas
  • Act II: Never on Tuesday
  • Act III: Hook, line and Stinker...
  • Act IV: Gone....Fishing
  • Guest Stars: Luciana Paluzzi (Tuesday Hajadakis), Marcel Hillaire (Antoine Fromage)
  • Special Guest Star: Kurt Kasznar (Apollo Zakinthios)
  • Co-Starring: Florentine's Princess Heidi (Putzi)
  • Featuring: Jan Arvan (Patras), Beth Brickell (Airline Hostess), Susan Brown (Secretary), Allen Jaffe (Thrushman)
  • Written By: Tony Barrett
  • Directed By: Barry Shear
  • Ep: 2
  • The Prisoner of Zalamar Affair
  • Act I: Baubles, Bungles and Bangs
  • Act II: ...a Sheikess by any other name.....
  • Act III: That's fate, Mr. Slate
  • Act IV: One scoop or two?
  • Guest Star: Michael Ansara (The Vizier)
  • Co-Starring: Randy Kirby (Randy Kovacs)
  • Also Starring: Brenda Benet (Gizelle), Abraham Sofaer (Omar), John Gabriel (Prince Ahmed), Henry Calvin (Sheikh Ali Hassen)
  • Featuring: Jason Wingreen (Fahd), Vincent Beck (Cassim), Richard Hale (High Priest)
  • And: Rafael Campos (Abou)
  • Written By: Max Hodge
  • Directed By: Herschel Daugherty
  • Ep: 3
  • The Mother Muffin Affair
  • Act I: Oh to be in England... now that April's there
  • Act II: Gather ye rosebuds, while ye may...
  • Act III: Old time is still a-flyin'...
  • Act IV: And this same flower... tomorrow will be dyin'..
  • Guest Stars: Boris Karloff (Mother Muffin), Bernard Fox (Rodney Babcock)
  • Special Guest Star: Robert Vaughn (Napoleon Solo)
  • Co-Starring: Bruce Gordon (Vito Pomade)
  • Featuring: William Tuttle (Tuttle), Maryesther Denver (Maude), Mitzie Evans (Lisa Calvert), Charles Dierkop (Iago Susich), Richard Peel (Bobbie)
  • And: Arthur Malet (William Muckleston)
  • Written By: Joseph Calvelli
  • Directed By: Sherman Marks
  • Ep: 4
  • The Mata Hari Affair
  • Act I: Anything, for posterity
  • Act II: Sandbag from Heaven
  • Act III: ....a rumble in Soho
  • Act IV: Curiouser and curiouser
  • Guest Stars: Edward Mulhare (Sir Terrance Keats), Jocelyn Lane (Mandy Dean-Tanner)
  • Co-Starring: Christopher Cary (Toby Gordon-Jones), David Hurst (Mathew Brecker)
  • And: David Watson (Greg Tover)
  • Written By: Samuel A. Peeples
  • Directed By: Joseph Sargent
  • Ep: 5
  • The Montori Device Affair
  • Act I: If you knew Chu-Chu...
  • Act II: Bashed, bagged and befuddled
  • Act III: P...L...I...T...PLIT!
  • Act IV: We're engaged...
  • Guest Stars: Edward Andrews (Conrad Rossano), John Carradine (Professor Boris Budge)
  • Co-Starring: Randy Kirby (Randy Kovacs)
  • Also Starring: Dee Hartford (Chu-Chu), Ted Cassidy (Tullio)
  • Featuring: Linda Watkins (Madame Freuchen-Nagy), Randy Whipple (Darby), Gabrielle Herrera (Model), Jackie Mitchell (Model), Lyn Peters (Model), William Edmonson (Police Captain), Ivor Barry (Freuchen-Nagy), Roger Til (Bartender), Norbert Siegfried (Valet), Alfred Shelly (Uncle Agent), Vince Eli (Thrush Agent)
  • And: Lisa Loring (Felicia)
  • Written By: Boris Sobelman
  • Directed By: John Brahm
  • Ep: 6
  • The Horns-of-the-Dilemma Affair
  • Act I: Beware the Brain-drain
  • Act II: ...a REAL Cliff-hanger
  • Act III: Tisket, Tasket ...a little wicker casket
  • Act IV: Matador, that's no bull!
  • Special Guest Star: Fernando Lamas (Alejandro DeSada)
  • Guest Star: Alejandro Rey (Paco Herrera)
  • Featuring: Sandra Sullivan (Sarita Diaz), Peter Mamakos (Thrushman), Dr. Harold Dyrenforth (Risvold), Tony Davis (Boy), Charles H. Radilac (Professor Van Zold), Martin Kosleck (Dr. Boorman), David Sharpe (Peon), Thordis Brandt (Secretary), Noel de Souza (Waiter)
  • Written By: Tony Barrett
  • Directed By: John Brahm
  • Ep: 7
  • The Danish Blue Affair
  • Act I: Say cheese
  • Act II: Everyone into the pool
  • Act III: Someone pull the plug
  • Act IV: SPUD's a dud
  • Special Guest Star: Lloyd Bochner (Ole Bergman)
  • Guest Star: Dom De Luise (Stanley Umlaut)
  • Co-Starring: Randy Kirby (Randy Kovacs)
  • Also Starring: William Bramley (Ingo)
  • Featuring: Virginia Gregg (Granny), Mark De Vries (Hansel), Cindy Taylor (Gretel), Ivan Triesault (Professor Voltan), Ernest Sarracino (Sandor), Fritz Feld (Chef), Patrick Campbell (Waiter), Walter Janovitz (Baggage Clerk), John Magnusson (Engineer), Burt Brandon (Lars), Carl Carlsson (Tor)
  • Written By: Arthur Weingarten
  • Directed By: Mitchell Leisen
  • Ep: 8
  • The Garden of Evil Affair
  • Act I: Nailed...by a sneaky Sheik
  • Act II: They went that-a-weg
  • Act III: Pistolen Rampi at the O.K. Corral
  • Act IV: Tomb,....Boom
  • Guest Star: Arnold Moss (Iman Abbas)
  • Co-Starring: Randy Kirby (Randy Kovacs), Anna-Lisa (Brunhilde), Lisa Seagram (Miss Karum), Sabrina Scharf (Greta Wolf), Oscar Beregi (Hugo von Gerb), Patrick Horgan (Duke Cornwallis)
  • Featuring: Susanne Cramer (Marlene), Than Wyenn (Dr. Ampora), Khigh Dhiegh (Thrush Director), Laurie Main (Shah Karum), Daniel Ades (Elburz), Kanan Awni (Bibar), George Perina (Marshal), Chris Anders (Gunslinger), William Benedict (Counterman), Ingrid Mack (Airline Hostess), Aisha Ali (Belly Dancer), Maya Van Horn (Wardrobe Mistress)
  • And: Arthur Malet (William Muckleston)
  • Written By: John O'Dea & Arthur Rowe
  • Directed By: Jud Taylor
  • Ep: 9
  • The Atlantis Affair
  • Act I: Fuss, muss and blunderbuss
  • Act II: What a Blast!
  • Act III: Madness, sheer madness
  • Act IV: Hair today, gone tomorrow
  • Guest Star: Sidney Blackmer (Professor Henry Antrum)
  • Special Guest Star: Denny Miller (Vic Ryan)
  • Co-Starring: Randy Kirby (Randy Kovacs), Claude Woolman (Honore Le Gallows)
  • Featuring: Khigh Dhiegh (Colonel Frank Faber), Joan Connors (Waitress), Kenneth Parker (First Man), Carlos Rivero (Native), Harry Klekas (Thrush Agent), Jess Franco (Thrush Guard), Ray Martel (Thrush Guard), Joseph Vince (Fencing Partner)
  • Written By: Richard Matheson
  • Directed By: E. Darrell Hallenbeck
  • Ep: 10
  • The Paradise Lost Affair
  • Act I: Strangers in Paradise
  • Act II: Bridge on the River...Why?
  • Act III: What have you done for me lately?
  • Act IV: Lava and leave 'em
  • Guest Stars: Monty Landis (Genghis Gomez VIII), Chips Rafferty (Liverpool 'Enry)
  • Co-Starring: Raymond St. Jacques (Big Feets Charlie)
  • Featuring: Harry Swoger (Captain Stone), Mokihana (Madame Chop-Chop), Lane Bradford (Mr. Bruno), Otto Waldis (Honstedt), Amentha Dymally (U.N.C.L.E. Secretary), Fred Waugh (Gibbons)
  • Written By: John O'Dea & Arthur Rowe
  • Directed By: Alf Kjellin
  • Ep: 11
  • The Lethal Eagle Affair
  • Act I: An Agent lovely as a tree
  • Act II: Don't call us, we'll call you!
  • Act III: Peek-a-boo Piano
  • Act IV: Ach du lieber, dere goes Dieter
  • Guest Stars: Margaret Leighton (Gita Volander), Michael Wilding (Franz Josef), Cesare Danova (Count Egon)
  • Featuring: Karl Bruck (Herr Ober), Thordis Brandt (Tearoom Blonde)
  • And: Brian Avery (Dieter)
  • Written By: Robert Hill
  • Directed By: John Brahm
  • Ep: 12
  • The Romany Lie Affair
  • Act I: Trap-ezy does it
  • Act II: ...a chicken in every plot
  • Act III: ...more Tipsy Gypsy
  • Act IV: Death a'Bruin
  • Guest Stars: Lloyd Bochner (Sadvaricci), Gladys Cooper (Mama Rosha)
  • Also Starring: Audrey Dalton (Mrs. Wainright)
  • Featuring: Cal Bolder (Goru), Anna Mizrahi (Ponthea), Johnny Haymer (Joey the Clown), Mara Marshall (Countess Vorini), Stanley Clements (Stanyl)
  • Circus Troupe: Carl Carlsson, Ruth Carlsson, Emile Avery, Felix Silla, Ingeborg Kjeldsen, Barbara Hemingway, Fred Waugh, Henry Escalante, Chuck Couch, Sunny Woods, Julie Anne Johnson
  • Written By: Tony Barrett
  • Directed By: Richard C. Sarafian
  • Ep: 13
  • The Little John Doe Affair
  • Act I: Iceman, take your pick
  • Act II: Tickin' Chicken
  • Act III: Carnage, Italian Style
  • Act IV: The Ice-man Returneth
  • Guest Stars: Pernell Roberts (Joey Celeste), Wally Cox (Little John Doe)
  • Featuring: Robert Carricart (Ugo), Mario Badolati (Enrico Bardi), Olive Sturgess (Emily Doe), Penny Santon (Linen Maid), David Fresco (Georgie Franks), Joseph Calvelli (Police Chief), Alfred Hopson (Wino), Tony Palma (Policeman), Peter Virgo (Policeman), Thordis Brandt (Nurse)
  • Written By: Joseph Calvelli
  • Directed By: Leo Penn
  • Ep: 14
  • The Jewels of Topango Affair
  • Act I: Safari, so good
  • Act II: a-Wa, a-tusi
  • Act III: Et tu Coru-coru
  • Act IV: Ready when you are, C.C.
  • Guest Stars: Leslie Uggams (Natasha Brimstone), Brock Peters (King M'Bala)
  • Also Starring: John Qualen (Dr. Elmer Spritzer), Booker Bradshaw (Prince Nicholas)
  • Featuring: Barry Kelley (Whiteside), Patrick Horgan (Byron Cavendish), Alan Caillou (Arne Carson), Rupert Crosse (Tchelba), Khalil Bezaleel (Tate), Billy Beck (Joe)
  • Written By: Berne Giler
  • Directed By: John Brahm
  • Ep: 15
  • The Faustus Affair
  • Act I: Breathes there a Fuzz with soul so dead...
  • Act II: White on White
  • Act III: ...even Whistler's Mother?
  • Act IV: Sighted Bubb, sank same
  • Guest Stars: Raymond Massey (B. Elzie Bubb), Tom Bosley (Quantum)
  • Co-Starring: Randy Kirby (Randy Kovacs)
  • Featuring: Dick Crockett (Willie Goethe), Guy Way (Georgie Gounod), Milton Parsons (Waiter), Kelton Garwood (Poet), Lili Clark (Dancer)
  • And: Carol Wayne (Young Thing)
  • Written By: Jerry McNeely
  • Directed By: Barry Shear
  • Ep: 16
  • The U.F.O. Affair
  • Act I: Cleanliness is next to godliness
  • Act II: Dimly distinct....and deadly
  • Act III: Harem, scare 'em
  • Act IV: Riff, R.A.F.
  • Special Guest Star: Fernando Lamas (Salim Ibn Hydari)
  • Guest Stars: Joan Blondell (Madame), Anthony Caruso (Amintore Dossetti)
  • Also Starring: Janet Mac Lachlan (Nur)
  • Featuring: Lee Kolima (Giant Guard), Janine Clements (Handmaiden)
  • And: James Millhollin (Aide)
  • Written By: Warren Duff
  • Directed By: Barry Shear
  • Ep: 17
  • The Moulin Ruse Affair
  • Act I: Hold that tiger...
  • Act II: Pill-aged
  • Act III: One in hand... two in the bush
  • Act IV: Tilt!
  • Guest Star: Shelley Berman (Dr. Vladimir Toulouse)
  • Special Guest Star: Yvonne De Carlo (Nadia Marcolescu)
  • Co-Starring: Ellen Corby (Madame Bloor), Barry Robins (Chico), Tura Satana (Rabbit)
  • Featuring: Olan Soule (Dr. Apella), Burt Mustin (Jan Streich), Thordis Brandt (Miss Ibsen), Harry Varteresian (Masked Wrestler)
  • Toulouse's Elite Guard: Inger Wegge, Ilona Wilson, Gabrielle Herrera, Jan Davis, Linda Albertano, Jackie Mitchell
  • Teleplay By: Jay Simms & Fred Eggers
  • Story By: Jay Simms
  • Directed By: Barry Shear
  • Ep: 18
  • The Catacomb and Dogma Affair
  • Act I: Cardinals - 2 Uncle - 0
  • Act II: Amo, Amas, Amok
  • Act III: Three Men On A Horsch
  • Act IV: Everybody into the pool!
  • Guest Stars: Eduardo Ciannelli (Prince Boriarsi), Fabrizio Mioni (Cesare Boriarsi)
  • Also Starring: Danielle de Metz (Adriana Raffaelli), Gerald Mohr (Dossetti)
  • Featuring: Peter Marcus (Hugo Horsch), Thordis Brandt (Miss Ibsen), Bob Duggan (Border Guard), John Cestare (Border Guard), Barry Brooks (Thrush Guard), Richard Geary (Radioman)
  • Written By: Warren Duff
  • Directed By: E. Darrell Hallenbeck
  • Ep: 19
  • The Drublegratz Affair
  • Act I: Snow -- job
  • Act II: Flash -- hash
  • Act III: Hangers - oners
  • Act IV: Glacial Facial
  • Guest Stars: Patricia Barry (Princess Rapunzel), Vito Scotti (Dr. Igor Gork)
  • Also Starring: Jill Townsend (Sherilee), Christopher Held (Prince Efram)
  • Featuring: Martin Kosleck (Otto), Allan Gibbs (Tyrolean), Fred Waugh (Tyrolean), Hans Van Noord (Tyrolean), Jeff Lawrence (Tyrolean), Jan Van Noord (Tyrolean), Gil Stuart (Palace Guard), David Gross (Guard)
  • The Daily Flash: Don MacAllister, Steve Lalor, Jon Keliehor, Doug Hastings
  • Written By: Boris Sobelman
  • Directed By: Mitchell Leisen
  • Ep: 20
  • The Fountain of Youth Affair
  • Act I: Age Before Booty
  • Act II: Mod meets mud
  • Act III: How now, Frau Dao?
  • Act IV: Secret Aging 0070
  • Guest Stars: Gena Rowlands (Baroness Ingrid Blangsted), Donnelly Rhodes (Peter Starker), Miiko Taka (Madame Dao)
  • Also Starring: Gene Raymond (Charles Vechten)
  • Featuring: John Orchard (Boarherder), Reta Shaw (Mrs. Sedley), Harvey Jason (Terry Crump), Laurie Sibbald (Sara Vechten), Steve Lander (Announcer), Sharon Lucas (Bibi), Inger Wegge (Assassin in White), Edgar Winston (Assassin in White)
  • And: Philip Ahn (Premier Dao)
  • Teleplay By: Richard DeRoy
  • Story By: Robert Bloch & Richard DeRoy
  • Directed By: E. Darrell Hallenbeck
  • Ep: 21
  • The Carpathian Caper Affair
  • Act I: Oh, how we danced....
  • Act II: .......on the night we were wed
  • Act III: We wowed our true loves....
  • Act IV: ....till Mother dropped dead
  • Guest Stars: Jack Cassidy (Rock Mussin), Stan Freberg (Herbert Fummer)
  • Special Guest Star: Ann Sothern (Aunt Magda)
  • Also Starring: Joyce Jameson (Shirley Fummer), George Furth (Miklos)
  • Featuring: Phil Arnold (Businessman), Violet Carlson (Mama), Bobby Gilbert (Papa), Mary Foran (Chubby Woman), Frank Arno (Waiter), Renie Riano (Charwoman), Micheline Lerner (U.N.C.L.E. Agent), Sid Kane (Man)
  • Written By: Arthur Weingarten
  • Directed By: Barry Shear
  • Ep: 22
  • The Furnace Flats Affair
  • Act I: Sick Document? ....Ill Will
  • Act II: Tranquilized Horse? ....Prone Roan
  • Act III: Desert Gunfight? ....Grueling Dueling
  • Act IV: Losers Reward? ....Hissful, Blissful
  • Guest Star: Ruth Roman (Dolly X)
  • Special Guest Star: Peggy Lee (Packer Jo)
  • Co-Starring: Susan Browning (Ladybug Byrd)
  • Featuring: Percy Helton (Mesquite Swede)
  • And: Herb Edelman (Mr. Asterick)
  • Written By: Archie L. Tegland
  • Directed By: John Brahm
  • Ep: 23
  • The Low Blue C Affair
  • Act I: Bringing in the sheaves (I)
  • Act II: Bringing in the sheaves (II)...
  • Act III: We will go rejuicing (I)...
  • Act IV: Bringing in the sheaves (III)...
  • Guest Star: Broderick Crawford (Soyil Irosian)
  • Special Guest Star: Hermione Gingold (Major Stella Irosian)
  • Also Starring: Renzo Cesana (Diplomat), Stanley Clements (Dwayne), Leonid Kinskey (Enzo Cannaloni)
  • Written By: Berne Giler & David Giler
  • Directed By: Barry Shear
  • Ep: 24
  • The Petit Prix Affair
  • Act I: Remodel to Soot
  • Act II: Go-kart a' go go
  • Act III: Spy in the Sky
  • Act IV: Balloon Payment
  • Guest Stars: Marcel Hillaire (Professor Plato Pamplemousse), Steve Harmon (Jean)
  • Special Guest Star: Nanette Fabray (Desiree)
  • Also Starring: Michael Shillo (Octave d'Oeuf)
  • Featuring: Harvey Jason (Bebe)
  • Drivers: Dick Bullock, Gary McLarty, Joe Finnegan, Everett Creach, Alan Gibbs, Michael Marriott, William Deming, John B. O'Donnell
  • And: Reggie Nalder (Pepe)
  • Written By: Robert Hill
  • Directed By: Mitchell Leisen
  • Ep: 25
  • The Phi Beta Killer Affair
  • Act I: Pure in mind and Buddy...
  • Act II: Buddy Shop
  • Act III: Buddy and Soul
  • Act IV: When a Buddy meets a Buddy....
  • Guest Stars: Victor Buono (Sir Cecil Seabrook), Lynn Bari (Miss Bessie Twickum)
  • Also Starring: Barbara Nichols (Ida Martz)
  • Featuring: Jerry Lester (Big Julie), Jack LaRue (Cassie), Alan Caillou (Sergeant Grimes), Donald Curtis (Billionaire), Jason Wingreen (Dictator), Dale Ishimoto (Pearl King), Mel Berger (Sheik), Joe Ross (Ligar), Robert Doyle (Buddy), Milton Parsons (Thin Thug)
  • And: Richard Bakalyan (Brutus)
  • Written By: Jackson Gillis
  • Directed By: Barry Shear
  • Ep: 26
  • The Double-O-Nothing Affair
  • Act I: Shove On A Rooftop
  • Act II: Oops, In Central Park
  • Act III: Chin-Pan-Alley
  • Act IV: Da Debt Of A Salesman
  • Guest Star: Sorrell Booke (Sydney Morehouse)
  • Special Guest Star: Edward Asner (George Kramer)
  • Also Starring: Don Chastain (Montgomery)
  • Featuring: Jesslyn Fax (Mrs. Barnes), Harry Harvey, Sr. (Old Man), China Lee (Vivian), Sheldon Golomb (Marvin), Glen Vernon (Salesman), Harry Klekas (Johnson), David Azar (Zydor), Rick Flores (Thrushman), Fred Waugh (Thrushman)
  • Written By: Dean Hargrove
  • Directed By: John Brahm
  • Ep: 27
  • The U.N.C.L.E. Samurai Affair
  • Act I: A Wondering Minstrel, Oi...
  • Act II: Three Little Maids On Junk Are We...
  • Act III: The Flowers That Grab With A Spring, Tra la...
  • Act IV: Tit-willow, Tit-widow, Tit-fellow...
  • Guest Star: Signe Hasso (Sumata)
  • Also Starring: James McCallion (Sean McNee), Richard Roat (Commander Scott)
  • Featuring: Angelique Pettyjohn (Cora Sue Pennypacker), Kahana (Fire Dancer), Gari Hardy (Yeoman Kelly), Tiki Santos (Cook), Guy Lee (Vendor), Chuck Couch (Sub Captain), Arthur Hanson (Sub Executive Officer), Henry Escalante (Guard), Robert Bralver (Skin Diver)
  • And: Michael J. Pollard (Herbie)
  • Written By: Tony Barrett
  • Directed By: Alf Kjellin
  • Ep: 28
  • The High and the Deadly Affair
  • Act I: Hostess with the mostess
  • Act II: All airways lead to Rome
  • Act III: No 'arm done
  • Act IV: Eclair-de-lune
  • Guest Stars: Murray Matheson (Dr. Albert Merek), Julie Adams (Julia Douglas)
  • Co-Starring: Randy Kirby (Randy Kovacs)
  • Also Starring: Grayson Hall (Mrs. Fowler)
  • Featuring: Lucienne Bridou (Miss Evans), Carol Veazie (Helena Fantini), Barry Cahill (Daniel McCall), Allan Lurie (Henry Coyle), Jon Cedar (Owens), Noah Keen (Pilot)
  • And: Eileen Baral (Eris), David Brian (Logan Petrie)
  • Written By: Jameson Brewer
  • Directed By: Richard Bennett
  • Ep: 29
  • The Kooky Spook Affair
  • Act I: Treacle, Treacle, little star....
  • Act II: ....how we wonder where you are.
  • Act III: Spook appears, and Butler dies...
  • Act IV: .....like a diamond in dis-guise
  • Guest Stars: Estelle Winwood (Lady Bramwich), Arthur Malet (Treacle)
  • Also Starring: Edward Ashley (Beaumont), Harvey Jason (Cecil Bramwich), John Orchard (Heathcliff)
  • Featuring: Barry Macollum (The Face), Kendrick Huxham (Steward), Richard Peel (Bobby), Donald Journeaux (Mr. Heep), Fred Waugh (Cavalier)
  • Written By: John O'Dea & Arthur Rowe
  • Directed By: Richard Bennett


Season One
Stefanie Powers ..................... April Dancer
Noel Harrison ......................... Mark Slate
Leo G. Carroll ................. Alexander Waverly