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Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
  • Ep: 38
  • Mercenary
  • Guest Starring: Jeremy Roberts (Derk)
  • Co-Starring: Neill Duncan (Sordis), Philip Jones (Trayus), Sarah Smuts-Kennedy (Kara), Owain Pennington (Older Boy), Charlotte Pennington (Sister), Paul Willis (Marcus the Magistrate)
  • Written By: Robert Bielak
  • Directed By: Michael Hurst
  • Disclaimer: No Flesh-Eating Sandrays were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 39
  • Doomsday
  • Guest Starring: Rebecca Hobbs (Katrina), Derek Payne (Daedalus)
  • Co-Starring: Frank Stevens (King Nikolas), Stephen Walker (Perdix), Paul Norell (Falafel), Ryan Lowell (Icarus), Michael Easther (Village Elder), Robert Boniface (Straggler), John Palmer (Soldier), Mark Palmer (Gate Guard)
  • Written By: Brian Herskowitz
  • Directed By: Michael Lange
  • Disclaimer: No Silly Nutty was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, quite a few filberts and cashews sacrificed their lives in the name of progress.
  • Ep: 40
  • Love Takes a Holiday
  • Guest Starring: Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Julian Garner (Hephaestus), Sarah Smuts-Kennedy (Leandra), Mervyn Smith (Iagos)
  • Co-Starring: Bill Urale (Henchman #1), Gilbert Goldie (Village Elder), Adam Jackson (Male Villager), Damien Wood (Male Servant), Fiona Mogridge (Evanthea), John Manning (Merchant), Stefan Broadley (Musician), Darren Ludlam (Mykonos)
  • Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
  • Directed By: Charlie Haskell
  • Disclaimer: No Metal Panthers were tarnished during the production of this motion picture. When polishing your metal animals, remember to use salt and lemon.
  • Ep: 41
  • Mummy Dearest
  • Guest Starring: Robert Trebor (Salmoneus), Galyn Gorg (Princess Anuket), John Watson (Sokar)
  • Co-Starring: Mark Newnham (Mummy), Alan De Malmanche (Phineus), Henry Vaeoso (Keb), David Stott (Thief #1), Derek Ward (Thief #2), Jim Rawdon (Porter), Patrick Kuhtze (Delivery Man), Gregor McLennan (Guard #1), Graham Lauder (Cecrops Ghost)
  • Written By: Melissa Rosenberg
  • Directed By: Anson Williams
  • Disclaimer: Any similiarity between our Mummy and the foot dragging classic we all know and love is purely intentional.
  • Ep: 42
  • Not Fade Away
  • Guest Starring: Karen Sheperd (Water Enforcer), Cynthia Rothrock (Fire Enforcer), Liddy Holloway (Alcmene), Jeffrey Thomas (Jason)
  • Co-Starring: Erik Thomson (Hades), Andrea Croton (Persephone), Bruce Allpress (Skouros), Gordon Hatfield (Freedom Fighter), Lawrence Wharerau (Vytos), Geoff Clendon (Witness), John Leonard (Fire Fighter)
  • Written By: John Schulian
  • Directed By: T.J. Scott
  • Disclaimer: No Bootie-kicking, Chop-sakiing She-Monsters from Tartarus were harmed during the production of this motion picture. If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the temple!
  • Ep: 43
  • Monster Child in the Promised Land
  • Guest Starring: Glenn Shadix (Typhon), Bridget Hoffman (Echidna), Grant Heslov (Klepto)
  • Co-Starring: Tony Wood (Bluth), Rebecca Clark (Head Archer), Grant Boucher (Henchman), Alister Babbage (Farmer), Bernard Moody (Messenger), Ross Campbell (Lout), Vanesa Valentine (Wench), Wayne Peters (Rude Pilgrim), June Bishop (Elderly Woman)
  • Written By: John Schulian
  • Directed By: John T. Kretchmer
  • Disclaimer: Out of respect for baby Obie, no calamari was served to the cast and crew during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 44
  • The Green-Eyed Monster
  • Guest Starring: Karl Urban (Cupid), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Susan Ward (Psyche), Martin Baynton (Holidus)
  • Co-Starring: Mike Howell (Pelops), Simon Gomez (Saltar), Patrick Brenton (Satyr #1), Maria Fiossetti ( ), Beryl Te Wiata (Old Psyche)
  • Written By: Steven Baum
  • Directed By: Chuck Braverman
  • Disclaimer: No Goats were harmed during the production of this Cheese.
  • Ep: 45
  • Prince Hercules
  • Guest Starring: Sam Jenkins (Kirin), Jane Thomas (Parnassa), Paul Gittins (Lonius)
  • Co-Starring: David Press (Garas), Tom Agee (Styros), Kate Harcourt (Lahti), Geoff Boatman ( ), Michael Bajko (Villager), Steve Wright (Scarred Man), Arch Goodfellow (Old Man), Barry Te Hira (Guard), Sean Marshall (Protos), Nicko Vella (Macreus), Vanessa Valentine (Mountain Maiden)
  • Teleplay By: Robert Bielak
  • Story By: Brad Carpenter
  • Directed By: Charles Siebert
  • Disclaimer: Iolaus was not harmed or permanently stained in the production of this motion picture. In fact, thanks to the miracle of sandblasting, his skin was restored to its original color and lustress sheen.
  • Ep: 46
  • A Star to Guide Them
  • Guest Starring: Brent Barrett (Uris), Jon Brazier (Trinculos)
  • Co-Starring: Edward Newborn (Polonius), Denise O'Connell (Queen Maliphone), Latham Gaines (Captain), Kirstie O'Sullivan (Loralei), Sam Williams (Comrade)
  • Teleplay By: John Schulian & Brian Herskowitz
  • Story By: John Schulian
  • Directed By: Michael Levine
  • Disclaimer: No Unnamed Baby of key Biblical and Mythological Importance was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 47
  • The Lady and the Dragon
  • Guest Starring: Catherine Bell (Cynea), Rene Naufahu (Adamis)
  • Co-Starring: Geoff Dolan (Orenth), Grant Tilly (Toth), Charles Pierard (Lemnos), Phaedra Hurst (Leandra), Alexander Gandar (Gyger), Buzz Moller (Zachariah), Bruce Berfield (Bartender), Graham Smith (Marcius)
  • Written By: Eric Estrin & Michael Berlin
  • Directed By: Oley Sassone
  • Disclaimer: No Fire-breathing, Pre-pubescent, Slightly Sinister dragons were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 48
  • Long Live the King
  • Guest Starring: Lisa Ann Hadley (Queen Niobe), Roger Oakley (King Xenon), Derek Payne (Hector)
  • Co-Starring: Robert Polock (Minos), Will Kempe (Archias), Ross McKellar (Linus), Crawford Thomson (Arcarious), Ilona Rodgers (Euriana), Walter Brown (King Phaedron), Peter Ford (Boron), Ranald Hendriks (Cleitus), David Downs (Choleus)
  • Story By: Patricia Manney
  • Teleplay By: Sonny Gordon
  • Directed By: Timothy Bond
  • Disclaimer: No Stags were bagged during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 49
  • Surprise
  • Guest Starring: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
  • Co-Starring: Liddy Holloway (Alcmene), Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), Kevin Smith (Iphicles), Paul Norell (Falafel)
  • Written By: Alex Kurtzman
  • Directed By: Oley Sassone
  • Disclaimer: Hercules' Party Pants were not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 50
  • Encounter (Part 1)
  • Guest Starring: Sam Jenkins (Serena), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Steve Hall (Nestor), Joel Tobeck (Strife), David Mackie (Hemnor), Rodney Denning (Lieutenant), Graham Lauder (Trapper #1), Timothy James Adam (Soldier #1)
  • Written By: Jerry Patrick Brown
  • Directed By: Charlie Haskell
  • Disclaimer: The Golden Hind was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. To order a Hind of your own call 1-800-55-HIND.
  • Ep: 51
  • When a Man Loves a Woman (Part 2)
  • Guest Starring: Sam Jenkins (Serena), Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares), Tawny Kitaen (Deianeira)
  • Co-Starring: Joel Tobeck (Strife), Simon Lewthwaite (Klonus), Paul McIver (Aeson), Rose McIver (Ilaya)
  • Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
  • Directed By: Charlie Haskell
  • Disclaimer: Hercules' strength was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, Ares is storing it in a cryogenic freezer bag deep in the Olympian Meat Locker.
  • Ep: 52
  • Judgement Day (Part 3)
  • Guest Starring: Sam Jenkins (Serena), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Special Guest Stars: Renee O'Connor (Gabrielle), Lucy Lawless (Xena)
  • Co-Starring: Joel Tobeck (Strife), Peter Vere-Jones (Zeus), Bill Johnson (Veklos), Huntly Elliot (Elder), Elizabeth Pendergrast (Atropos)
  • Written By: Robert Bielak
  • Directed By: Gus Trikonis
  • Disclaimer: No Family Values were harmed during the production of this Blood Lite motion picture.
  • Ep: 53
  • The Lost City
  • Guest Starring: Robert Trebor (Salmoneus), Fiona Mogridge (Moria), Matthew Chamberlain (Kamarus)
  • Co-Starring: Marama Jackson (Aurora), Amber Sainsbury (Regina), Hannah Malloch (Lorel)
  • Story By: Robert Bielak & Liz Friedman
  • Teleplay By: Robert Bielak
  • Directed By: Charlie Haskell
  • Disclaimer: No Hippy-dippy, Substance-abusing, 60's Reject Love Children were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 54
  • Les Contemptibles
  • Guest Starring: Robert Trebor (Francois), Danielle Cormack (Lady Marie de Valle)
  • Co-Starring: Patrick Wilson (Captain Gerard), Phil Sorrell (Criminal), Mark Perrett (Executioner), Robert Lee (Sergeant), Paul Norell (Croissant)
  • Written By: Brian Herskowitz
  • Directed By: Charlie Haskell
  • Disclaimer: The French accents depicted in this motion picture are entirely ficticious. Any simularity to actual accents, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Vive La Revolution!
  • Ep: 55
  • Reign of Terror
  • Guest Starring: Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Rainer Grant (Melanippe), Robert Trebor (Salmoneus)
  • Co-Starring: Grant Bridger (King Augeus), Bruce Phillips (Palamedes), Laurie Dee (Machus), Brett Stewart (Stichius), Alex Moffat (Silicles), Les Durant (Soldier #1), Albert Belz (Minteus)
  • Written By: John Kirk
  • Directed By: Rodney Charters
  • Disclaimer: The Sheeps' political and cultural independence was restored after the production of this motion picture. Run Free Ewe Wilde Beasts!
  • Ep: 56
  • The End of the Beginning
  • Guest Starring: Kara Zediker (Serena), Kevin Smith (Ares), Joel Tobeck (Strife)
  • Special Guest Star: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
  • Co-Starring: Paul Norell (Falafel), David Mackie (Hemnor), Ian Watkin (King Quallus), Grant McFarland (Shellus), Mike Howell (Head Guard), Marek Sumich (Head Rowdy), Heidi Jeory (Mother), Ruth Morrison (Serena's Child), Peter Feeney (The Other Autolycus)
  • Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
  • Directed By: James Whitmore, Jr.
  • Disclaimer: Neither the Time Space Continuum nor any previous storylines were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 57
  • War Bride
  • Guest Starring: Lisa Chappell (Princess Melissa), Josephine Davison (Princess Alexa)
  • Co-Starring: Ross McKellar (Gordius), Mark Raffety (Acteon), Chic Littlewood (King Tolas), Marcel Kalma (Hargus), David Geary (Lieutenant), Lori Dungey (Woman), Phaedra Hurst (Slave Girl), Ric Chan (Monk)
  • Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: Kevin Sorbo
  • Disclaimer: No Leather-clad, Pointy-breasted, Boufont-wearing, Pillow-smothering, Two-faced Sisters were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 58
  • A Rock and a Hard Place
  • Guest Starring: Lindsey Ginter (Cassus)
  • Co-Starring: Tony Ward (Perius), Lee-Jane Foreman (Lyna), Sterling Cathman (Geryon), Caleb Ross (Nico), Graeme Moran (Villager #1), Hannah Collins (Little Girl)
  • Written By: Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
  • Directed By: Robert Trebor
  • Disclaimer: No Convicts were squished like a bug during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 59
  • Atlantis
  • Guest Starring: Claudia Black (Cassandra), James Beaumont (Panthius)
  • Co-Starring: William Davis (Skirner), Ross Harper (Demitrius), Norman Fairley (Aurelius), Jason Greenwood (Citizen), Edd Bennetto (Citizen #1), David Goodwin (Citizen #2), Geoffrey Knight (Slave Owner)
  • Written By: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
  • Directed By: Gus Trikonis
  • Disclaimer: WARNING: Crystal-waves were used during the production of this motion picture. Pregnant women should leave the room immediately.


Season Three
Kevin Sorbo ............................. Hercules
Michael Hurst ............................. Iolaus