Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba)
Co-Starring: Jim Lau (Screaming Office Worker)
Written By: Victor Fresco
Directed By: Michael Fresco
Ep: 2
Heroes
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Co-Starring: Peter Spruyt (Jerome), Bill Stevenson (Lab Worker #1), Carla Jimenez (Lab Worker #2), Rizwan Manji (Male Office Worker)
Written By: Victor Fresco
Directed By: Michael Fresco
Ep: 3
Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Richard Fancy (Mr. Campbell)
Co-Starring: Martha Boles (Lisa), Sean Christopher Davis (Jerry), Julian Bailey (Hal), Mason Lauderdale (Little Boy)
Written By: Justin Adler
Directed By: Michael Fresco
Ep: 4
Racial Sensitivity
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Kristoffer Polaha (Don)
Co-Starring: Jonathan T. Floyd (Bert), Jesse Head (Stu)
Written By: Michael Glouberman
Directed By: Paul Lazarus
Ep: 5
Win Some, Dose Some
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Chip Chinery (Ryan), Terry Rhoads (Chet), Patricia Belcher (Janet)
Co-Starring: Carla Jimenez (Patricia), Roger Narayan (Jim)
Written By: Becky Mann & Audra Sielaff
Directed By: Michael Spiller
Ep: 7
Get Happy
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Merrin Dungey (Sheila), Richard McGonagle (Manny), Richard Riehle (Bob), Ernie Grunwald (Clark)
Co-Starring: Rizwan Manji (Rick), Chris Dotson (Joe), Vivian Bang (Debbie)
Written By: Mike Teverbaugh
Directed By: Gail Mancuso
Ep: 8
You Are the Boss of Me
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Benjamin King (Gil)
Co-Starring: Abner Genece (Francis Groth)
Written By: Dan O'Shannon
Directed By: Paul Lazarus
Ep: 9
Bioshuffle
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Joy Osmanski (Lucy), Rizwan Manji (Rick)
Co-Starring: Tom R. Hughes (Brody), Ithamar Enriquez (Wallace)
Written By: Michael A. Ross
Directed By: Michael Fresco
Ep: 10
Trust and Consequences
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Janet Varney (Female Lawyer)
Co-Starring: Jordan Murphy (Male Lawyer)
Written By: Mike Teverbaugh
Directed By: Lee Shallat-Chemel
Ep: 11
Father, Can You Hair Me?
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Geoff Pierson (Elijah Palmer), Kevin Chamberlin (Ted's Father)
Co-Starring: Gary Rubenstein (Dr. Rosenbaum), Welton Thomas Pitchford (Glenn)
Written By: Michael Glouberman
Directed By: Michael Fresco
Ep: 12
Jabberwocky
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem)
Guest Starring: Terry Rhoads (Chet)
Co-Starring: Rizwan Manji (Rick), Stefan Marks (Brett), Yuki Matsuzaki (Scientist #1), Keisuke Hoashi (Scientist #2)
Written By: Michael A. Ross
Directed By: Michael Fresco
Ep: 13
Secrets and Lives
Starring: Jay Harrington (Ted), Portia De Rossi (Veronica), Andrea Anders (Linda), Jonathan Slavin (Phil), Malcolm Barrett (Lem), Isabella Acres (Rose)
Guest Starring: Maz Jobrani (Dr. Bhamba), Rachelle Lefevre (Rebecca), Mark Deklin (Mordor)
Co-Starring: Shantel Wislawski (Sabrina), Bill Parks (Ernie), Brady Matthews (Steve), Jennifer Landa (Kristi), Allen C. Liu (I.T. Guy), Stanley Ullman (Coffee Cart Guy)
