• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS
• Special Guest Voice: William Daniels
• Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Mark Kirkland

• Blackboard Line:
• Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress NacNeille, Maggie Roswell
• Written By: David S. Cohen
• Directed By: Steven Dean Moore

• Blackboard Line: THE SIMPSONS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL IX
• Starring: ?, Ghoulie Kavner, Nancy "Killer Actor" Cartwright, The Canker, Yank My Area, Harry (Dead Til 2005) Shearer
• Special Guest Voices: Robert Englund, Kathie Lee Gifford, Ed McMahon, Regis Philbin, Jerry Springer
• Also Starring: Tress MacNihilist
• Written By: Donick "I Still Know What I Did Last Summer" Cary & The Bride of Lichtenstein & David S. Coffin
• Directed By: Steven "Demon" Moore

• Blackboard Line: BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS (Was changed to BUTT.BUTT in US)
• Special Guest Voices: Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Brian Grazer, Ron Howard
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
• Written By: Richard Appel
• Directed By: Pete Michels

• Blackboard Line: NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS
• Special Guest Voices: George Carlin, Martin Mull
• End Titles Music Performed By: Yo La Tengo
• Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell
• Written By: Donick Cary
• Directed By: Mark Kirkland & Matthew Nastuk

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
• Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Ian Maxtone-Graham
• Directed By: Bob Anderson

• Blackboard Line: I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST
• Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Mike B. Anderson

• Blackboard Line: "THE PRESIDENT DID IT" IS NOT AN EXCUSE
• Special Guest Voices: Mark Hamill, Joe Mantegna, Dick Tufeld, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Ron Hauge
• Directed By: Swinton O. Scott III

• Blackboard Line: MY MOTHER IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
• Special Guest Voices: The Moody Blues (Graeme Edge & Justin Hayward & John Lodge & Ray Thomas), Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: David M. Stern
• Directed By: Neil Affleck

• Blackboard Line: SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"
• Special Guest Voices: Cyndi Lauper, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Larry Doyle
• Directed By: Mark Ervin

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD
• Special Guest Voices: Troy Aikman, Rosey Grier, John Madden, Dan Marino, Rupert Murdoch, Dolly Parton, Pat Summerall, Fred Willard
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Tom Martin & George Meyer & Brian Scully & Mike Scully
• Directed By: Steven Dean Moore

• Blackboard Line: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA
• Special Guest Voice: Ed Begley, Jr.
• Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Pete Michels

• Blackboard Line: HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO
• Special Guest Voices: Jan Hooks, Elton John, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Dan Greaney
• Directed By: Bob Anderson

• Blackboard Line: GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE
• Special Guest Voices: Marcia Wallace, Hank Williams Jr.
• Also Starring: John Kassir, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: David M. Stern
• Directed By: Mark Kirkland

• Blackboard Line: I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Brian Scully
• Directed By: Matthew Nastuk

• Blackboard Line: IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Swinton Scott

• Blackboard Line: I CANNOT ABSOLVE SINS
• Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Tim Long & Larry Doyle & Matt Selman
• Directed By: Nancy Kruse

• Blackboard Line: A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM
• Special Guest Voices: Jasper Johns, Isabella Rossellini, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Al Jean
• Directed By: Steven Dean Moore

• Blackboard Line: LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP
• Special Guest Voice: Jack La Lanne
• 'Can't Buy Me Love' Performed By: NRBQ
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor
• Written By: Julie Thacker
• Directed By: Mark Kirkland

• Blackboard Line: I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT
• Special Guest Voice: Michael McKean
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Mark Ervin

• Blackboard Line: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
• Special Guest Voice: Stephen Hawking
• Also Starring: Tress MacNeille
• Written By: Matt Selman
• Directed By: Pete Michels

• Blackboard Line: I'M SO VERY TIRED
• Special Guest Voice: George Takei
• Also Starring: Denice Kumagai, Tress MacNeille, Karen Maruyama, Maggie Roswell, Gedde Watanabe, Karl Wiedergott, Keone Young
• Written By: Donick Cary & Dan Greaney
• Directed By: Jim Reardon