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Season Five
Lucy Lawless ... Xena
Renee O'Connor ... Gabrielle
  • Ep: 91
  • Fallen Angel
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Timothy Omundson (Eli), Jennifer Sky (Amarice), Charles Mesure (Archangel Michael)
  • Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
  • Co-Starring: Tamati Rice (Raphael), David de Lautour (Lief), Angela Gribben (Laura), Lee Jane Foreman (Arleia), Jim McLarty (Pankos)
  • Teleplay By: R.J. Stewart
  • Story By: Rob Tapert & R.J. Stewart
  • Directed By: John Fawcett
  • Disclaimer: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned
  • Ep: 92
  • Chakram
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Jennifer Sky (Amarice), Timothy Omundson (Eli), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Antonio Te Maioho (Kal), Mark Rounthwaite (Guard)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Doug Lefler
  • Disclaimer: Xena's Dark and Violent Past was restored during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 93
  • Succession
  • Guest Starring: Jenya Lano (Mavican), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Rick Jacobson
  • Disclaimer: Ares' libido was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 94
  • Animal Attraction
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Jennifer Sky (Amarice), Mfundo Morrison (Arman), Alison Bruce (Talia)
  • Co-Starring: David Te Rare (Darcon), Michael Howell (Deputy), John Smith (Stablehand), Norman Potts (Gang Member), Ric Chan (Healer), John Lawler (Barkeeper)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Rick Jacobson
  • Disclaimer: Although The Rabbit Died, No other animals were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 95
  • Them Bones, Them Bones
  • Guest Starring: Claire Stansfield (Alti), Jennifer Sky (Amarice), Kate Elliott (Yakut)
  • Co-Starring: Donogh Rees (Chi'ah), Beryl Te Wiata (Midwife), Rachel Hayward (Amazon)
  • Written By: Buddy Williers
  • Directed By: John Fawcett
  • Disclaimer: Xena and Alti were Bad To The Bone during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 96
  • Purity
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Marie Matiko (Pao Ssu / K'ao Hsin)
  • Co-Starring: Andy Choi (Go Kun), William Kwan (Vendor)
  • Written By: Jeff Vlaming
  • Directed By: Mark Beesley
  • Disclaimer: To obtain a copy of Joxer's recipe for Moo Shu Sauce and other Chinese delicacies visit your local Bookstore or look for it on the Internet.
  • Ep: 97
  • Back in the Bottle
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Marie Matiko (Pao Ssu / K'ao Hsin), Anthony Wong (Lin Qi), George Kee Cheung (Khan), Daniel Sing (Ming Tien)
  • Co-Starring: Helen Phung (Tei), Lohsing Cheng (Peasant)
  • Teleplay By: Buddy Williers
  • Story By: Rob Tapert & Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Rick Jacobson
  • Disclaimer: Pao Ssu's split personality was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 98
  • Little Problems
  • Guest Starring: Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Rose McIver (Daphne), Colin Moy (Galantis)
  • Co-Starring: Peter Feeney (Tharon), Stephen Finch (Sandor), Wade Taylor (Castor), Scott Taylor (Pollux), Justin Curry (Doorman), David Telford (Announcer), Allen O'Halloran (Guard)
  • Written By: Gregg Ostrin
  • Directed By: Allison Liddi
  • Disclaimer: No Pie Tins were harmed during the making of Tharon's mask.
  • Ep: 99
  • Seeds of Faith
  • Guest Starring: Timothy Omundson (Eli), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
  • Co-Starring: James Gaylin (Petracles), Peter Rowley (Milos), Ross Brannigan (Villager #1), Tom Beveridge (Villager #2), Greg Ward (Villager #3), Ann Baxter (Disciple), Albert Heimuli (Head Soldier)
  • Written By: George Strayton & Tom Oneill
  • Directed By: Garth Maxwell
  • Disclaimer: Thanks to Eli's non-violent ways, many people lost their lives during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 100
  • Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer / Jace), Gillian Iliana Waters (Amoria), Jay Laga'aia (Draco), Darien Takle (Cyrene)
  • Co-Starring: Jim Ngaata (Maximinimus), Tony Bishop (Alabardus), Geoff Dolan (Henchman #1), Paul Norell (Falafel), Claran Pennington (Young Man), Bruce Hopkins (Barkeep), Grant Bridger (Farmer Paxon), Clint Sharplin (Townsperson #1), Christine Bartlett (Townsperson #2), Vanessa Kelly (Townsperson #3), Olaf John (Leader), Latham Gaines (Rich Guy), Geoff Knight (Big Man), Guy Ryan (Sex Symbol Guy), Stephen Butterworth (Small Guy), Jeremy Birchall (Joxer / Jace Camera Double)
  • Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: Mark Beesley
  • Disclaimer: No Lyres were strung out during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 101
  • Punch Lines
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite)
  • Co-Starring: Jon Gadsby (Lachrimose), Chris Ryan (Blutos), Tony Forster (Solemnus), Bernard Moody (Drunk)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Andrew Merrifield
  • Disclaimer: Gabrielle and Argo were Shrunk and Permanently Pressed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 102
  • God Fearing Child
  • Guest Starring: Charles Keating (Zeus), Kevin Smith (Ares), Meg Foster (Hera), Kevin Sorbo (Hercules)
  • Co-Starring: Stephen Lovatt (Hades), Nicko Vella (Solon), Elizabeth Pendergrast (Atropos), Chloe Jordan (Lachesis), Samantha Adriaasne (Clotho), Slade Leef (Xena's Proxidicae), Stuart Thorpe (Hercules' Proxidicae)
  • Teleplay By: Roberto Gaston Orci & Alex Kurtzman
  • Story By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Philip Sgriccia
  • Disclaimer: Zeus Cashed in his Chips during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 103
  • Eternal Bonds
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Natalie Duggan (Tira), Peter Sa'ena-Brown (Tazor), Matthew Dwyer (Orcas), Patrick Iwobi (Magi #1), Grant Boucher (Magi #2), Barbara Cartwright (Magi #3), Alan Poppleton (Guard)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Mark Beesley
  • Disclaimer: Ares' virility was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 104
  • Amphipolis Under Siege
  • Guest Starring: Paris Jefferson (Athena), Darien Takle (Cyrene), Musetta Vander (Elanis), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Crawford Thomson (Villager), Ben Brown (Villager #2), Douglas Kamo (Border Guard), Stuart Thorpe (Infantry Commander)
  • Written By: Chris Black
  • Directed By: Mark Beesley
  • Disclaimer: Post Production was under siege during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 105
  • Married With Fishsticks
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer / Hagar), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite / Crabella), Meghan Desmond (Discord / Sturgina)
  • Co-Starring: Joseph Main (Urchin), Rupert Simmonds (Flipper), Don Linden (Council Member / Minister), Steve Cleary (Instructor), Jim Ngaata (Pirate)
  • Written By: Kevin Maynard
  • Directed By: Paul Grinder
  • Disclaimer: No Sea Nymphs or other Denizens of the Deep were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 106
  • Lifeblood
  • Guest Starring: Selma Blair (Utma), Monica McSwain (Amazon), Danielle Cormack (Samsara), Claudia Black (Amazon #2)
  • Co-Starring: Kate Elliot (Yakut), Shelley Edwards (Cyane), Morgan Reese Fairhead (Eris), Karl Urban (Kor)
  • Teleplay By: R.J. Stewart & George Strayton & Tom Oneill
  • Story By: Rob Tapert & R.J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Michael Hurst
  • Disclaimer: Warning: The Surgeon General cautions practicing Weird and Grotesque Amazon rituals may be hazardous to your health.
  • Note: Uses footage from the unaired pilot of a proposed series called Amazon High
  • Ep: 107
  • Kindred Spirits
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer)
  • Co-Starring: Shelley Edwards (Cyane), Morgan Reese Fairhead (Eris), Joy van Uden (Rhea), Charlotte Corner (Young Amazon), Joy Ramirez (Amazon)
  • Written By: George Strayton & Tom Oneill
  • Directed By: Josh Becker
  • Disclaimer: Many Cinnamon Swirls lost their lives in the making of Gabrielle's Headdress.
  • Ep: 108
  • Antony & Cleopatra
  • Guest Starring: Jon Bennett (Antony), David Franklin (Brutus), Mark Warren (Octavius)
  • Co-Starring: Josephine Davison (Cleopatra), Miriama Smith (Shiana), Paul Willis (Adviser #1)
  • Written By: Carl Ellsworth
  • Directed By: Michael Hurst
  • Disclaimer: No Rubberized Snakes intent on destroying the Queen of Egypt were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 109
  • Looking Death in the Eye
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Paris Jefferson (Athena), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Stephen Lovatt (Hades), Theresa Healey (Celesta), Jason Hoyte (Hephaestus), Mark Warren (Octavius), Samantha Adriaanse (Clotho), Elizabeth Pendergrast (Atropos), Chloe Jordan (Lachesis), Michael Langley (Theon), Kate Smeda (Kara), Jed Brophy (Ramius), Bruce Burfield (Inebriated Patron), Bob Blackwell (Bartender), Alister Babbage (Patron #2), Rachel Gilchrist (Lead Archer)
  • Written By: Carl Ellsworth
  • Directed By: Garth Maxwell
  • Disclaimer: Death almost died during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 110
  • Livia (Part 1)
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Adrienne Wilkinson (Livia / Eve), William Gregory Lee (Virgil), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Colin Moy (Augustus), Andrea Kelland (Village Leader), Dane Jerro (Roman Captain), Craig Doherty (Roman Guard), Kate Smeda (Kara), Michael Langley (Theon), Stuart Thorpe (Burly Soldier)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Rick Jacobson
  • Disclaimer: Due to an overabundance of Bean and Bard Burgers, Meg's gastrointestinal problems intensified during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 111
  • Eve (Part 2)
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Adrienne Wilkinson (Livia / Eve), William Gregory Lee (Virgil), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Paul Glover (Senetus), Brendan Young (Young Villager), Vicky Haughton (Woman), Steve Matthews (Villager)
  • Written By: George Strayton & Tom Oneill
  • Directed By: Mark Beesley
  • Disclaimer: Joxer's sudden and unexpected death slowed down his rapid aging process during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 112
  • Motherhood
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Adrienne Wilkinson (Livia / Eve), Paris Jefferson (Athena), William Gregory Lee (Virgil), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Stephen Lovatt (Hades), Meghan Desmond (Discord), Joel Tobeck (Deimos), Josephine Davison (Artemis), Julian Garner (Hephaestus), Asa Lindh (Alecto), Annmarie Dennis (Tisiphone), Diana Rowan (Shepherd), Jon Brazier (Baptist), Siaosi Fonua (Cullar), Jonathan Costello (Horseman), Susan Brady (Gabrielle / Hope Acting Double)
  • Teleplay By: R.J. Stewart
  • Story By: Rob Tapert
  • Directed By: Rick Jacobson
  • Disclaimer: All the Gods were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

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