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The Simpsons
  • Ep: 227
  • Beyond Blunderdome
  • Blackboard Line: FRIDAYS ARE NOT "PANTS OPTIONAL"
  • Special Guest Voices: Jack Burns, Mel Gibson, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Mike Scully
  • Directed By: Steven Dean Moore
  • Ep: 228
  • Brother's Little Helper
  • Blackboard Line: PORK IS NOT A VERB
  • Special Guest Voices: Mark McGwire, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: George Meyer
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 229
  • Look Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner
  • Blackboard Line: I AM NOT THE LAST DON
  • Special Guest Voices: Edward Asner, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Al Jean
  • Directed By: Nancy Kruse
  • Ep: 230
  • The Simpsons Halloween Special X
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Starring: Dan Casketaneta, Julie Kadavener, "Nympho-Nance" Cartwright, The Artist F.K.A. Yeardley, Scary Connelly, Harry "Dead Til 2005" Shearer
  • Special Guest Voices: Tom Arnold, Dick Clark, Lucy Lawless, Frank Welker
  • Also Starring: Mummy Mitzman Gaven, Pamela "Heebie-Jeebies" Hayden, Tress MacNihilist, Karloff Bleed-Her-Gut
  • Written By: Donick Spooky & Terrifying Tim Long & Uh, An Ogre?
  • Directed By: Pete Scary Spice Michels
  • Ep: 231
  • E - I - E - I - D'oh!
  • Blackboard Line: I DID NOT WIN THE NOBEL FART PRIZE
  • Special Guest Voices: The B-52's, Marcia Wallace, Frank Welker
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Ian Maxtone-Graham
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson
  • Ep: 232
  • Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
  • Blackboard Line: I WON'T USE NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES
  • Special Guest Voices: Ron Howard, Penn Jillette, Pat O'Brien, Nancy O'Dell, Teller, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Al Jean
  • Directed By: Mike B. Anderson
  • Ep: 233
  • Eight Misbehavin'
  • Blackboard Line: INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
  • Special Guest Voices: Jan Hooks, Garry Marshall, Butch Patrick, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Tress MacNeille
  • Written By: Matt Selman
  • Directed By: Steven Dean Moore
  • Ep: 234
  • Take My Wife, Sleaze
  • Blackboard Line: I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE
  • Special Guest Voices: John Goodman, Jan Hooks, Jay North, Marcia Wallace, Henry Winkler
  • Special Musical Guest: NRBQ
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Neil Affleck
  • Ep: 235
  • Grift of the Magi
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SELL MY KIDNEY ON EBAY (I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS) Written by Lisa
  • Special Guest Voices: Clarence Clemons, Gary Coleman, Joe Mantegna, Tim Robbins, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Tom Martin
  • Directed By: Matthew Nastuk
  • Ep: 236
  • Little Big Mom
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
  • Special Guest Voices: Elwood Edwards, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Marcia Mitsman Gaven, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Carolyn Omine
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 237
  • Faith Off
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL STOP PHONING IT IN
  • Special Guest Voice: Don Cheadle, Joe Mantegna, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Frank Mula
  • Directed By: Nancy Kruse
  • Ep: 238
  • The Mansion Family
  • Blackboard Line: CLASS CLOWN IS NOT A PAID POSITION
  • Special Guest Voice: Britney Spears
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Michael Polcino
  • Ep: 239
  • Saddlesore Galactica
  • Blackboard Line: SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS ARE NOT SCABS
  • Special Guest Voices: Randy Bachman, Trevor Denman, C.F. Turner
  • Also Starring: Jim Cummings, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Tim Long
  • Directed By: Lance Kramer
  • Ep: 240
  • Alone Again, Natura-Diddly
  • Blackboard Line: MY SUSPENSION WAS NOT "MUTUAL"
  • Special Guest Voices: Shawn Colvin, Marcia Wallace, Frank Welker
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Marcia Mitzman Gaven
  • Written By: Ian Maxtone-Graham
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 241
  • Missionary: Impossible
  • Blackboard Line: A BELCH IS NOT AN ORAL REPORT
  • Special Guest Voice: Betty White
  • Also Starring: Tress MacNeille
  • Written By: Ron Hauge
  • Directed By: Steven Dean Moore
  • Ep: 242
  • Pygmoelian
  • Blackboard Line: DODGEBALL STOPS AT THE GYM DOOR
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Larry Doyle
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 243
  • Bart to the Future
  • Blackboard Line: "NON-FLAMMABLE" IS NOT A CHALLENGE
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Dan Greaney
  • Directed By: Michael Marcantel
  • Ep: 244
  • Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
  • Blackboard Line: I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Deb Lacusta & Dan Castellaneta
  • Directed By: Neil Affleck
  • Ep: 245
  • Kill the Alligator and Run
  • Blackboard Line: I AM NOT ON A FARTBALL SCHOLARSHIP
  • Special Guest Voices: Diedrich Bader, Joe C., Robert Evans, Kid Rock, Charlie Rose
  • Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jen Kamerman
  • Ep: 246
  • Last Tap Dance in Springfield
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DANCE ON ANYONE'S GRAVE
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Julie Thacker
  • Directed By: Nancy Kruse
  • Ep: 247
  • It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
  • Blackboard Line: I CANNOT HIRE A SUBSTITUTE STUDENT
  • Special Guest Voices: Parker Posey, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott, Marc Wilmore
  • Written By: Larry Doyle
  • Directed By: Steven Dean Moore
  • Ep: 248
  • Behind the Laughter
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT OBEY THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
  • Special Guest Appearances: Buzz Aldrin, Tom Kite, Butch Patrick
  • Special Guest Voices: Gary Coleman, Jim Forbes, Stephen Hawking, Willie Nelson, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Tim Long & George Meyer & Mike Scully & Matt Selman
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland


Season Eleven
Dan Castellaneta .......... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Klown
Julie Kavner ................. Marge Simpson / Patty & Selma
Nancy Cartwright ............... Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz
Yeardley Smith ................................ Lisa Simpson
Hank Azaria ............... Apu / Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum
Harry Shearer .............. Montgomery Burns / Ned Flanders