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The Simpsons
  • Ep: 249
  • The Simpsons Halloween Special XI
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Starring: Dan Blackulaneta, Ghoulie Kavner, Nancy Bartfright, Eleanor Roosevelt, Ernie Boo-Nick, Harry "I Want To Own Every Media In The World" Shearer
  • Also Starring: Terroress MacNeille, The Dwarf Drom "Don't Look Now"
  • Written By: Rob Lazenbnick & John Frink & Don Payne & Carolyn Omine
  • Directed By: Matt "Groening" Nastuk
  • Ep: 250
  • A Tale of Two Springfields
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT PLANT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGORES
  • Special Guest Voices: Gary Coleman, Marcia Wallace, Frank Welker, The Who
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Shaun Cashman
  • Ep: 251
  • Insane Clown Poppy
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SURPRISE THE INCONTINENT
  • Special Guest Voices: Drew Barrymore, Stephen King, Joe Mantegna, Jay Mohr as Christopher Walken, Amy Tan, John Updike
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Frink & Don Payne
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson
  • Ep: 252
  • Lisa the Tree Hugger
  • Blackboard Line: I AM NOT THE ACTING PRESIDENT
  • Special Guest Voice: Joshua Jackson
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Matt Selman
  • Directed By: Steven Dean Moore
  • Ep: 253
  • Homer vs Dignity
  • Blackboard Line: I WAS NOT THE SIXTH BEATLE
  • Special Guest Voices: Leeza Gibbons, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Rob Lazebnik
  • Directed By: Neil Affleck
  • Ep: 254
  • The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL ONLY PROVIDE A URINE SAMPLE WHEN ASKED
  • Special Guest Voices: Patrick McGoohan, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 255
  • The Great Money Caper
  • Blackboard Line: THE NURSE IS NOT DEALING
  • Special Guest Voice: Edward Norton
  • Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Carolyn Omine
  • Directed By: Michael Polcino
  • Ep: 256
  • Skinner's Sense of Snow
  • Blackboard Line: SCIENCE CLASS SHOULD NOT END IN TRAGEDY
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Tim Long
  • Directed By: Lance Kramer
  • Ep: 257
  • HOMR
  • Blackboard Line: NETWORK TV IS NOT DEAD
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille
  • Written By: Al Jean
  • Directed By: Mike Anderson
  • Ep: 258
  • Pokey Mom
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT "LET THE DOGS OUT"
  • Special Guest Voices: Michael Keaton, Charles Napier, Robert Schimmel, Bruce Vilanch, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Tom Martin
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson
  • Ep: 259
  • The Worst Episode Ever
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S MEDICATION
  • Special Guest Voice: Tom Savini
  • Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Larry Doyle
  • Directed By: Matthew Nastuk
  • Ep: 260
  • Tennis the Menace
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT PUBLISH THE PRINCIPAL'S CREDIT REPORT
  • Special Guest Voices: Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras, Marcia Wallace, Serena Williams, Venus Williams
  • Also Starring: Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Ian Maxtone-Graham
  • Directed By: Jen Kamermam
  • Ep: 261
  • Day of the Jackanapes
  • Blackboard Line: THE HAMSTER DID NOT HAVE "A FULL LIFE"
  • Special Guest Voices: Gary Coleman, Kelsey Grammer
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Al Jean
  • Directed By: Michael Marcantel
  • Ep: 262
  • New Kids on the Blecch
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BUY A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON
  • Special Guest Voices: N'Sync (Lance Bass, J.C. Chasez, Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, Justin Timberlake)
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Tim Long
  • Directed By: Steven Dean Moore
  • Ep: 263
  • Hungry Hungry Homer
  • Blackboard Line: "TEMPTATION ISLAND" WAS NOT A SLEAZY PIECE OF CRAP
  • Special Guest Voices: Stacy Keach, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Nancy Kruse
  • Ep: 264
  • Bye Bye Nerdy
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SCARE THE VICE PRESIDENT
  • Special Guest Voices: Kathy Griffin, Jan Hooks, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Frink & Don Payne
  • Directed By: Lauren MacMullan
  • Ep: 265
  • Simpson Safari
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT FLUSH EVIDENCE
  • Special Guest Voices: Frank Welker
  • Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 266
  • Trilogy of Error
  • Blackboard Line: FIRE IS NOT THE CLEANSER
  • Special Guest Voices: Joe Mantegna, Frankie Muniz
  • Also Starring: Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Matt Selman
  • Directed By: Mike B. Anderson
  • Ep: 267
  • I'm Goin' to Praiseland
  • Blackboard Line: GENETICS IS NOT AN EXCUSE
  • Special Guest Voices: Shawn Colvin, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Julie Thacker
  • Directed By: Chuck Sheetz
  • Ep: 268
  • Children of a Lesser Clod
  • Blackboard Line: TODAY IS NOT MOTHRA'S DAY
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: Al Jean
  • Directed By: Mike Polcino
  • Ep: 269
  • Tall Tales
  • Blackboard Line: I SHOULD NOT BE TWENTY-ONE BY NOW
  • Special Guest Voices: Marcia Wallace, Frank Welker
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
  • Written By: John Frink & Don Payne (Part 1), Bob Bendetson (Part 2), Matt Selman (Part 3)
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson


Season Twelve
Dan Castellaneta .......... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Klown
Julie Kavner ................. Marge Simpson / Patty & Selma
Nancy Cartwright ............... Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz
Yeardley Smith ................................ Lisa Simpson
Hank Azaria ............... Apu / Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum
Harry Shearer .............. Montgomery Burns / Ned Flanders