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The Simpsons
  • Ep: 1
  • The Simpsons Christmas Special
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Mimi Pond
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 2
  • Bart the Genius
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
  • Special Guest Voice: Marsha Wallace
  • Also Starring: Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 3
  • Homer's Odyssey
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Christopher Collins, Pamela Hayden, Sam McMurray, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
  • Directed By: Wesley Archer
  • Ep: 4
  • There's No Disgrace Like Home
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Maggie Roswell, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Al Jean & Mike Reiss
  • Directed By: Gregg Vanzo & Kent Butterworth
  • Ep: 5
  • Bart the General
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Also Starring: Susan Blu, Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 6
  • Moaning Lisa
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Susan Blu, Miriam Flynn, Pamela Hayden, Ron Taylor
  • Written By: Al Jean & Mike Reiss
  • Directed By: Wesley Archer
  • Ep: 7
  • The Call of the Simpsons
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, A. Brooks, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Wesley Archer
  • Ep: 8
  • The Telltale Head
  • Blackboard Line: I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille
  • Written By: Al Jean & Mike Reiss & Sam Simon & Matt Groening
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 9
  • Life on the Fast Lane
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Also Starring: A. Brooks, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 10
  • Homer's Night Out
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
  • Special Guest Voice: Sam McMurray
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 11
  • The Crepes of Wrath
  • Blackboard Line: GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Christian Coffinet, Tress MacNeille
  • Written By: George Meyer & Sam Simon & John Swartzwelder & Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Wesley Archer & Milton Gray
  • Ep: 12
  • Krusty Gets Busted
  • Blackboard Line: THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
  • Special Guest Voice: Kelsey Grammer
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
  • Directed By: Brad Bird
  • Ep: 13
  • Some Enchanted Evening
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
  • Special Guest Voice: Penny Marshall
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Christopher Collins, June Foray, Paul Willson
  • Written By: Matt Groening & Sam Simon
  • Directed By: David Silverman & Kent Butterworth


Season One
Dan Castellaneta .......... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Klown
Julie Kavner ................. Marge Simpson / Patty & Selma
Nancy Cartwright ............... Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz
Yeardley Smith ................................ Lisa Simpson
Harry Shearer .............. Montgomery Burns / Ned Flanders