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The Simpsons
  • Ep: 14
  • Bart Gets an F
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY (I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE)
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: David M. Stern
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 15
  • Simpson and Delilah
  • Blackboard Line: TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
  • Special Guest Voice: Harvey Fierstein
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 16
  • The Simpsons Halloween Special - Tree House of Horrors
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Special Guest Voice: James Earl Jones
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky & John Swartzwelder & Edgar Allan Poe & Sam Simon
  • Directed By: Wes Archer & Rich Moore & David Silverman
  • Ep: 17
  • Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT (IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE)
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Sam Simon & John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 18
  • Dancin' Homer
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
  • Special Guest Voices: Tony Bennett, Tom Poston
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Daryl L. Coley, Pamela Hayden, Ken Levine
  • Written By: Ken Levine & David Isaacs
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 19
  • Dead Putting Society
  • Blackboard Line: I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 20
  • Bart vs Thanksgiving
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
  • Also Starring: Greg Berg, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: George Meyer
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 21
  • Bart the Daredevil
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
  • Directed By: Wesley Meyer Archer
  • Ep: 22
  • Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voice: Alex Rocco
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 23
  • Bart Gets Hit By a Car
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Doris Grau
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 24
  • One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Joey Miyashima, Diana Tanaka
  • Special Guest Voices: Larry King, Sab Shimono, George Takei
  • Written By: Nell Scovell
  • Directed By: Wesley M. Archer
  • Ep: 25
  • The Way We Was
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voice: Jon Lovitz
  • Written By: Al Jean & Mike Reiss & Sam Simon
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 26
  • Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Written By: Steve Pepoon
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 27
  • Principal Charming
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Written By: David Stern
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 28
  • Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voice: Danny DeVito
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: W. M. "Bud" Archer
  • Ep: 29
  • Bart's Dog Gets an F
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden, Frank Welker
  • Special Guest Voice: Tracey Ullman
  • Written By: John Vitti
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 30
  • Old Money
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
  • Starring: Hank Azaria
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Audrey Meadows
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 31
  • Brush With Greatness
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMMENDMENT
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voices: Jon Lovitz, Ringo Starr
  • Written By: Brian K. Roberts
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 32
  • Lisa's Substitute
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Also Starring: Jo Anne Harris, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace, Sam Etic
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Special Note: Sam Etic was actually Dustin Hoffman who, for contractual reasons, was not allowed to put his name on the show.
  • Ep: 33
  • The War of the Simpsons
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 34
  • Three Men and a Comic Book
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor
  • Special Guest Voices: Cloris Leachman, Daniel Stern
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: Wes M. Archer
  • Ep: 35
  • Blood Feud
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
  • Also Starring: Hank Azaria, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: George Meyer
  • Directed By: David Silverman


Season Two
Dan Castellaneta .......... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Klown
Julie Kavner ................. Marge Simpson / Patty & Selma
Nancy Cartwright ............... Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz
Yeardley Smith ................................ Lisa Simpson
Harry Shearer .............. Montgomery Burns / Ned Flanders