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The Simpsons
  • Ep: 36
  • Stark Raving Dad
  • Blackboard Line: I AM NOT A DENTIST
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Kipp Lennon
  • Special Guest Voice: John Jay Smith
  • Written By: Al Jean & Mike Reiss
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Special Note: When asked if John Jay Smith was a pseudonym for Michael Jackson, Matt Groening said that he was under legal constraints not to confirm it. You be the judge.
  • Ep: 37
  • Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
  • Blackboard Line: SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
  • Also Starring: Joann Harris, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Lona Williams
  • Written By: George Meyer
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 38
  • When Flanders Failed
  • Blackboard Line: NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Tress MacNeille
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 39
  • Bart the Murderer
  • Blackboard Line: HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX (I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER)
  • Also Starring: Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden
  • Special Guest Voices: Joe Mantegna, Phil Hartman, Neil Patrick Harris, Marcia Wallace
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 40
  • Homer Defined
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell, Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor
  • Special Guest Voices: John Lovitz, Earvin Johnson Jr., Chick Hearn
  • Written By: Howard Gewirtz
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 41
  • Like Father, Like Klown
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille
  • Special Guest Voice: Jackie Mason
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
  • Directed By: Jeffrey Lynch & Brad Bird
  • Ep: 42
  • The Simpsons Halloween Special II
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Starring: Diabolical Dan Castellaneta, Ghoulie Julie Kavner, Nefarious Nancy Cartwright, Yowling Yeardley Smith, Hellacious Hank Azaria, Howlific Harry Shearer
  • Also Starring: Mummified Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voice: Macabre Marcia Wallace
  • Written By: Atrocious Al Jean & Morbid Mike Reiss & Jittery Jeff Martin & Gasping George Meyer & Slithering Sam Simon & Spooky John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jim Rondo Reardon
  • Ep: 43
  • Lisa's Pony
  • Blackboard Line: "BART BUCKS" ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Frank Welker
  • Written By: Al Jean & Mike Reiss
  • Directed By: Carlos Baeza
  • Ep: 44
  • Saturdays of Thunder
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Also Starring: Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden, Larry McKay, Russi Taylor
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Written By: Ken Levine & David Isaacs
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 45
  • Flaming Moe's
  • Blackboard Line: UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
  • Also Starring: Jo Ann Harris, Russi Taylor
  • Special Guest Voices: Aerosmith (Steven Tyler & Joe Perry & Brad Whitford & Tom Hamilton & Joey Kramer), Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
  • Written By: Robert Cohen
  • Directed By: Rich Moore & Alan Smart
  • Ep: 46
  • Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
  • Blackboard Line: THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 47
  • I Married Marge
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: Jeffrey Lynch
  • Ep: 48
  • Radio Bart
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor, Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voice: Sting
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Carlos Baeza
  • Ep: 49
  • Lisa the Greek
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 50
  • Homer Alone
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Written By: David Stern
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 51
  • Bart the Lover
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Carlos Baeza
  • Ep: 52
  • Homer at the Bat
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voices: Marcia Wallace, Wade Boggs, Jose Canseco, Roger Clemens, Ken Griffey Jr., Don Mattingly, Steve Sax, Mike Scioscia, Ozzie Smith, Darryl Strawberry, Terry Cashman
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 53
  • Separate Vocations
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK (I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY)
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille
  • Special Guest Voices: Marcia Wallace, Steve Allen
  • Written By: George Meyer
  • Directed By: Jeffrey Lynch
  • Ep: 54
  • Dog of Death
  • Blackboard Line: I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell, Frank Welker
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 55
  • Colonel Homer
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
  • Special Guest Voice: Beverly D'Angelo
  • Written By: Brent Forrester
  • Directed By: Wesley Archer
  • Ep: 56
  • Black Widower
  • Blackboard Line: FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
  • Special Guest Voice: Kelsey Grammer
  • Story By: Thomas Chastain & Sam Simon
  • Teleplay By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 57
  • The Otto Show
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor
  • Special Guest Voices: Christopher Guest, Michael McKean
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 58
  • Bart's Friend Falls in Love
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor, Pamela Hayden
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Kimmy Robertson, Marcia Wallace
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 59
  • Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Special Guest Voices: Danny DeVito, Joe Frazier
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Rich Moore


Season Three
Dan Castellaneta .......... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Klown
Julie Kavner ................. Marge Simpson / Patty & Selma
Nancy Cartwright ............... Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz
Yeardley Smith ................................ Lisa Simpson
Hank Azaria ............... Apu / Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum
Harry Shearer .............. Montgomery Burns / Ned Flanders