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The Simpsons
  • Ep: 60
  • Kamp Krusty
  • Blackboard Line: THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Written By: David M. Stern
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 61
  • A Streetcar Named Marge
  • Blackboard Line: MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell, Lona Williams
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 62
  • Homer the Heretic
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: George Meyer
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 63
  • Lisa the Beauty Queen
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
  • Special Guest Voice: Bob Hope
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Jo Ann Harris, Pamela Hayden, Lona Williams
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 64
  • The Simpsons Halloween Special III
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Starring: Decaying Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kadaver Kavner, Nocturnal Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Psycho Smith, Scare Ya' Hank Azaria, Fearsome Harry Shearer
  • Special Guest Voice: Macabre Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Rabid Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Atrocious Al Jeans & Morbid Mike Reiss & Johnny Katastrophe Kogen & Warped Wally Wolodarsky & Scarifying Sam Simon & Vicious Jack Vitti
  • Directed By: Bloodcurdling Carlos Baeza
  • Ep: 65
  • Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID (I WILL TRY TO RAISE A BETTER CHILD) Written by Marge
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 66
  • Marge Gets a Job
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Tom Jones, Marcia Wallace
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Jeff Lynch
  • Ep: 67
  • New Kid on the Block
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
  • Special Guest Voices: Sara Gilbert, Phil Hartman, Pamela Reed
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Conan O'Brien
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 68
  • Mr. Plow
  • Blackboard Line: A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Linda Ronstadt, Adam West
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 69
  • Lisa's First Word
  • Blackboard Line: TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
  • Special Guest Voice: Elizabeth Taylor
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 70
  • Homer's Triple Bypass
  • Blackboard Line: COFFEE IS NOT FOR KIDS
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Gary Apple & Michael Carrington
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 71
  • Marge vs The Monorail
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Leonard Nimoy
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Conan O'Brien
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 72
  • Selma's Choice
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" AT ROLL CALL
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: David M. Stern
  • Directed By: Carlos Baeza
  • Ep: 73
  • Brother From the Same Planet
  • Blackboard Line: THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Jeff Lynch
  • Ep: 74
  • I Love Lisa
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
  • Also Starring: Michael Carrington, Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Frank Mula
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 75
  • Duffless
  • Blackboard Line: GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: David M. Stern
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 76
  • Last Exit to Springfield
  • Blackboard Line: MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
  • Special Guest Voice: Dr. Joyce Brothers
  • Written By: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolodarsky
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 77
  • So it Has Come to This: The Simpsons Clip Show
  • Blackboard Line: NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Carlos Baeza
  • Ep: 78
  • The Front
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
  • Special Guest Voice: Brooke Shields
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Adam I. Lapidus
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 79
  • Whacking Day
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
  • Special Guest Voice: Barry White
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jeff Lynch
  • Ep: 80
  • Marge in Chains
  • Blackboard Line: I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
  • Special Guest Voices: David Crosby, Phil Hartman
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 81
  • Krusty Gets Kancelled
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
  • Special Guest Voices: Johnny Carson, Hugh Hefner, Bette Midler, Luke Perry, Red Hot Chili Peppers (Anthony Kiedis & Flea & Chad Smith & Arik Marshall), Elizabeth Taylor, Marcia Wallace, Barry White
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: David Silverman


Season Four
Dan Castellaneta .......... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Klown
Julie Kavner ................. Marge Simpson / Patty & Selma
Nancy Cartwright ............... Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz
Yeardley Smith ................................ Lisa Simpson
Hank Azaria ............... Apu / Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum
Harry Shearer .............. Montgomery Burns / Ned Flanders