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The Simpsons
  • Ep: 82
  • Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
  • Special Guest Voices: George Harrison, David Crosby
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Additional Vocals By: The Dapper Dans (James Campbell & George Economou & Shelby Grimm & Dan Jordan)
  • Written By: Jeff Martin
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 83
  • Cape Feare
  • Blackboard Line: THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
  • Special Guest Voice: Kelser Grammer
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Jon Vitti
  • Directed By: Rich Moore
  • Ep: 84
  • Homer Goes to College
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Also Starring: Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Conan O'Brien
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 85
  • Rosebud
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Special Guest Voices: The Ramones (Joey Ramone & Johnny Ramone & Marky Ramone & CJ Ramone)
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 86
  • The Simpsons Halloween Special IV
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Starring: Dysfunctional Dan Castellaneta, Jooooolie Kavner, Nasty Nancy Cartwright, Scabby Yeardley Smith, Boo! Boo! Scare Ya Hank Azaria, Frighticious Harry Shearer
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hart-On-The Stick Man
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hacksaw Hayden, Rancid Russi Taylor, Dr. Frankenwelker
  • Written By: Watch Conan O'Brien & The Late Bill Oakley & The Estate of Josh Weinstein & Greg "It's Alive!" Daniels & Disfigured Dan McGrath & Bilious Bill Canterbury
  • Directed By: David "Dry Bones" Silverman
  • Ep: 87
  • Marge on the Lam
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Special Guest Voices: George Fenneman, Phil Hartman, Pamela Reed
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Bill Canterbury
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 88
  • Bart's Inner Child
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Special Guest Voices: James Brown, Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: A. Brooks, Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: George Meyer
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson
  • Ep: 89
  • Boy Scoutz 'n' the Hood
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Special Guest Voices: Ernest Borgnine, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Dan McGrath
  • Directed By: Jeffrey Lynch
  • Ep: 90
  • The Last Temptation of Homer
  • Blackboard Line: ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Werner Klemperer, Michelle Pfeiffer, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Frank Mula
  • Directed By: Carlos Baeza
  • Ep: 91
  • $pringfield (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
  • Special Guest Voices: Gerry Cooney, Robert Goulet, Phil Hartman
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 92
  • Homer the Vigilante
  • Blackboard Line: I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
  • Special Guest Voice: Sam Neill
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 93
  • Bart Gets Famous
  • Blackboard Line: MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
  • Special Guest Voices: Conan O'Brien, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Susie Dietter
  • Ep: 94
  • Homer and Apu
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
  • Special Guest Voice: James Woods
  • Also Starring: Michael Carrington, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Greg Daniels
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 95
  • Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Special Guest Voice: Kathleen Turner
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Jeffrey Lynch
  • Ep: 96
  • Deep Space Homer
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Special Guest Voices: Buzz Aldrin, James Taylor
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: David Mirkin
  • Directed By: Carlos Baeza
  • Ep: 97
  • Homer Loves Flanders
  • Blackboard Line: I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: David Richardson
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 98
  • Bart Gets an Elephant
  • Blackboard Line: ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 99
  • Burns' Heir
  • Blackboard Line: THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Jace Richdale
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 100
  • Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden, Tress Macneille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor, Frank Welker
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson
  • Ep: 101
  • The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  • Blackboard Line: THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jeffrey Lynch
  • Ep: 102
  • Lady Bouvier's Lover
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 103
  • Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  • Blackboard Line: FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Marcie Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Greg Daniels
  • Directed By: Carlos Baeza


Season Five
Dan Castellaneta .......... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Klown
Julie Kavner ................. Marge Simpson / Patty & Selma
Nancy Cartwright ............... Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz
Yeardley Smith ................................ Lisa Simpson
Hank Azaria ............... Apu / Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum
Harry Shearer .............. Montgomery Burns / Ned Flanders