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The Simpsons
  • Ep: 104
  • Bart of Darkness
  • Blackboard Line: BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Dan McGrath
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 105
  • Lisa's Rival
  • Blackboard Line: NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
  • Special Guest Voice: Winona Ryder
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Mike Scully
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 106
  • Another Simpson Clip Show
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
  • Special Guest Voices: A. Brooks, Sara Gilbert, Kelsey Grammar, Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz, Michelle Pfeiffer, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Michael Carrington
  • Written By: Penny Wise
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 107
  • Itchy & Scratchyland
  • Blackboard Line: I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR.
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 108
  • Sideshow Bob Roberts
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Special Guest Voices: Dr. Demento, Kelsey Grammer, Phil Hartman, Larry King, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Henry Corden, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 109
  • The Simpsons Halloween Special V
  • Blackboard Line: None
  • Starring: Ro-Dan Castellaneta, Jooooolie Kavner, Nancy Heart-Fright, Grave Yeardley Smith, The Shaws-Hank Azaria, Harry (O.J.) Shearer
  • Special Guest Voices: James Earl Boggins Jones, Macabre Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Demonic Doris Grau, Pamela Poltergeist Hayden, Rancid Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Count Greg Danula & Dearly Departed Dan McGrath & David Cohen's Severed Hand & Blob Kushell
  • Directed By: Jaundiced Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 110
  • Bart's Girlfriend
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
  • Special Guest Voice: Meryl Streep
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Jonathan Collier
  • Directed By: Susie Dietter
  • Ep: 111
  • Lisa on Ice
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Mike Scully
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson
  • Ep: 112
  • Homer Badman
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
  • Special Guest Voice: Dennis Franz
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Tress MacNeille
  • Written By: Greg Daniels
  • Directed By: Jeff Lynch
  • Rock Bottom corrections: "Peoples' Choice Award" is America's greatest honor
    Styrofoam is not made from kittens
    The U.F.O. was a paper plate
    The nerds on the internet are not geeks
    The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself
    The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod
    Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam
    If you are reading this you have no life
    Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse
    The other U.F.O. was an upside-down salad spinner
    Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything
    Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes
    Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes
    Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds
    The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang
    Salt water does not "chase the thirsties away"
    Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
    Cats do not eventually turn into dogs
    Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys
    Recycling does not deplete the ozone
    Everything is 10% fruit juice
    The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream
    Janet Reno is evil
    V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline
    Ted Koppel is a robot
    Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars
    Fleiss does floss
    Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures
    Bart is bad to the bone
    Godfrey Jones' wife is cheating on him
    The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions
    The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home
    Everyone on TV is better than you
    The people who are writing this have no life
  • Ep: 113
  • Grandpa vs Sexual Inadequacy
  • Blackboard Line: MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 114
  • Fear of Flying
  • Blackboard Line: RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
  • Special Guest Voices: Ted Danson, Woody Harrelson, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger, George Wendt
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: David Sacks
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 115
  • Homer the Great
  • Blackboard Line: ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL
  • Special Guest Voice: Patrick Stewart
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 116
  • And Maggie Makes Three
  • Blackboard Line: "BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Jennifer Crittenden
  • Directed By: Swinton O. Scott III
  • Ep: 117
  • Bart's Comet
  • Blackboard Line: CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson
  • Ep: 118
  • Homie the Clown
  • Blackboard Line: NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
  • Special Guest Voices: Dick Cavett, Joe Mantegna, Johnny Unitas
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: John Swartzwelder
  • Directed By: David Silverman
  • Ep: 119
  • Bart vs Australia
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
  • Special Guest Voice: Phil Hartman
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Wes Archer
  • Ep: 120
  • Homer vs Patty and Selma
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
  • Special Guest Voices: Mel Brooks, Susan Sarandon
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Brent Forrester
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 121
  • A Star is Burns
  • Blackboard Line:
  • Special Guest Voices: Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Maurice LaMarche
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden
  • Written By: Ken Keeler
  • Directed By: Susie Dietter
  • Ep: 122
  • Lisa's Wedding
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Mandy Patinkin
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Greg Daniels
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 123
  • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  • Blackboard Line: THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
  • Special Guest Voice: Frank Welker
  • Also Starring: Tress MacNeille
  • Written By: Mike Scully
  • Directed By: Bob Anderson
  • Ep: 124
  • The PTA Disbands
  • Blackboard Line: I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Jennifer Crittenden
  • Directed By: Swinton O. Scott III
  • Ep: 125
  • Round Springfield
  • Blackboard Line: NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
  • Special Guest Voices: Ron Taylor, Steve Allen, Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden
  • Teleplay By: Joshua Sternin & Jeffrey Ventimilia
  • Story By: Mike Reiss & Al Jean
  • Directed By: Steven Dean Moore
  • Ep: 126
  • Springfield Connection
  • Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
  • Special Guest Voices: Phil Hartman, Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Jonathan Collier
  • Directed By: Mark Kirkland
  • Ep: 127
  • Lemon of Troy
  • Blackboard Line: THE FIRST AMMENDENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
  • Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
  • Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor
  • Written By: Brent Forrester
  • Directed By: Jim Reardon
  • Ep: 128
  • Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 1)
  • Blackboard Line: THIS IS NOT A CLUE... OR IS IT?
  • Special Guest Voice: Tito Puente
  • Also Starring: Doris Grau, Pamela Hayden, Maggie Roswell
  • Written By: Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein
  • Directed By: Jeffrey Lynch


Season Six
Dan Castellaneta .......... Homer Simpson / Krusty the Klown
Julie Kavner ................. Marge Simpson / Patty & Selma
Nancy Cartwright ............... Bart Simpson / Nelson Muntz
Yeardley Smith ................................ Lisa Simpson
Hank Azaria ............... Apu / Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum
Harry Shearer .............. Montgomery Burns / Ned Flanders