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Xena: Warrior Princess
  • Ep: 25
  • Orphan of War
  • Guest Star: David Taylor (Solan)
  • Co-Starring: Alexander Campbell (Miklan), Stephen Papps (See'er), Peter Tait (Daylon), Richard Adams (Warrior)
  • Uncredited: Mark Ferguson (Dagnine), Paul Gittins (Kaleipus)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Charles Siebert
  • Disclaimer: No Sleezy Warlords who deem it necessary to drink magic elixirs that turn them into scaly centaurs were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 26
  • Remember Nothing
  • Guest Stars: Aaron Devitt (Lyceus), Robert Harte (Maphias)
  • Co-Starring: Stephen Tozer (Mezentius), Mark Ferguson (Krykus), Slade Leef (Caputius), Chris Graham (Slave Boss), Rebecca Kopacka (Clotho), Micaela Daniel (Lachesis), Elizabeth Pendergrast (Atropos), Mariao Hohaia (Minion), Geoff Barlow (Storekeeper), Andrew McMillan (Gate Guard), David Geary (Guard #2), Allan Wilkins (Head Guard), Daniel Chilton (Boy)
  • Story By: Steven L. Sears & Chris Manheim
  • Teleplay By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Anson Williams
  • Disclaimer: Xena's memory was not damaged or.... what was I saying?
  • Ep: 27
  • Giant Killer
  • Guest Stars: Todd Rippon (Goliath), Antony Starr (David)
  • Co-Starring: Calvin Tuteao (Dagan), Dale Corlett (Jonathan), Dennis Hally (King Saul), Emma Burnette (Sarah), John Leonard (Soldier), Brad Homan (Head Archer)
  • Written By: Terence Winter
  • Directed By: Gary Jones
  • Disclaimer: No Bible myths or icons were irreparably mangled during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 28
  • Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Matthew Chamberlain (Orpheus), Anthony Ray Parker (Bacchus)
  • Co-Starring: Kym Krystaly (Bacchae #1), Daniel Parker (Thief #1), David Goodwin (Thief #2)
  • Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: T.J. Scott
  • Disclaimer: No Bloodsucking Bacchae were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, a few Dryads lost their heads.
  • Ep: 29
  • Return of Callisto
  • Guest Stars: Hudson Leick (Callisto), Ted Raimi (Joxer), Scott Garrison (Perdicas)
  • Co-Starring: David Te Rare (Theodorus), Alex Moffat (First Guard), David Scordino (Second Guard), Lance Cheshire (Half Starved Man), Puck Willis (Kid #1), Frederick Bedford (Village Priest)
  • Written By: R.J. Stewart
  • Directed By: T.J. Scott
  • Disclaimer: Although Xena finally conquered her dark nemesis Callisto, it took her weeks to get the sand out of her leather unmentionables.
  • Ep: 30
  • Warrior... Princess... Tramp
  • Guest Star: Ted Raimi (Joxer)
  • Co-Starring: Chris Bailey (Agis), Iain Rea (Philemon), Norman Forsey (King Lias), Simon Fa'amoe (Alcibiades), Collette Pennington (Nurse), Tai Hadfield (Guard), Tim Faville (Barfly #1), Lawrence Wharerau (Barfly #2)
  • Written By: R.J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Josh Becker
  • Disclaimer: Neither Xena nor her remarkably coincidental identical twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of this motion picture. Meg, however, suffered minor injuries while preparing Aardvark nuggets for King Lias.
  • Ep: 31
  • Intimate Stranger
  • Guest Stars: Hudson Leick (Callisto), Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: David Te Rare (Theodorus), Erik Thompson (Hades), Darien Takle (Cyrene), Lee-Jane Foreman (Arlria), Michael Cooper (Gressius)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Gary Jones
  • Disclaimer: Argo was not harmed during the prooduction of this motion picture. However, she is undergoing intensive psychotherapy to help her work through her resentment and feelings of distrust toward Xena.
  • Ep: 32
  • Ten Little Warlords
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Charles Siebert (Sisyphus), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Xena)
  • Co-Starring: Chris Ryan (Virgilius), Bruce Hopkins (Tegason), Marcel Kaima (Sadus), Jason Kennedy (Carus), John Smith (Boat Captain), Patricia Donovan (Old Woman), Tony Ward (Messenger)
  • Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
  • Directed By: Charles Siebert
  • Disclaimer: No one was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Xena's ability to recover her body was severely impeded by Lucy Lawless' unexpected mishap.
  • Ep: 33
  • A Solstice Carol
  • Guest Stars: Joe Berryman (Senticles), Peter Vere-Jones (King Silvus)
  • Co-Starring: Sheri Booth (Melana), Daniel James (Lynal), Gennieve Lucre (Orphan #1), Jamie Karie-Gatalli (Orphan #2), Nicko Vella (Orphan #3), Junior Chille (Orphan #4), Heme Rudolph (First Guard), Mike Howell (Guard #1), Lucas Young (Bearded Guard), Tony Bishop (Donkey Owner), Johnny Glass (Man), Karen Morgan (Woman)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: John T. Kretchmer
  • Disclaimer: Senticles was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several chimneys are in dire need of repair.
  • Ep: 34
  • The Xena Scrolls
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Jacques S'Er / Jack Kleinman / Himself), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Mark Fergusan (John Smythe), Ajay Vasisht (Nikos), Reza Nijad (Local), Campbell Rocsselle (Thug #1), Robert Tapert (Himself)
  • Story By: Robert Sidney Mellette
  • Teleplay By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: Charlie Haskell
  • Disclaimer: No Hollywood Producers were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 35
  • Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis
  • Guest Stars: Karen Dior (Miss Artiphys), Robert Trebor (Salmoneus)
  • Co-Starring: John Sumner (Lord Claron), Calvin Tuteao (Dhoge of Mesini), Simone Russell (Miss Mesini), Stan Wolfgramm (Palantine of Parnassus), Jennifer Becker (Miss Parnassus), Timothy Lee (Regent of Skiros), Katherine Kennard (Miss Skiros), Brenda Kindall (Pageant Matron)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Marina Sargenti
  • Disclaimer: No ribbons were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several experienced severe motion sickness.
  • Ep: 36
  • Destiny (Part 1)
  • Guest Stars: Ebonie Smith (M'Lila), Karl Urban (Julius Caesar), Nathaniel Lees (Nicklio)
  • Co-Starring: Grant Triplow (Brutus), Mark Perry (Vicerius), Grant Boucher (Telos), Slade Leef (Sitacles), Dan Ryan (Roman #1), Rebecca McKinnon (Slave Girl), Rebecca Kopacka (Young Callisto)
  • Story By: Robert Tapert
  • Teleplay By: R.J. Stewart & Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Robert Tapert
  • Disclaimer: Julius Caesar was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the Producers deny responsibility for any unfortunate acts of betrayal occurring soon thereafter.
  • Ep: 37
  • The Quest (Part 2)
  • Guest Stars: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus), Melinda Clarke (Velasca), Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Michael Hurst (Iolaus)
  • Co-Starring: Jodie Dorday (Solari), Alexander Tant (Xenan), Kirstie O'Sullivan (Woman), Christian Hodge (Man), David Fitchew (Vendor), Michael Dwyer (Ruffian #1)
  • Story By: Chris Manheim & Steven L. Sears & R. J. Stewart
  • Teleplay By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Michael Levine
  • Disclaimer: Xena's body was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, it took weeks for Autolycus to get his swagger back.
  • Ep: 38
  • A Necessary Evil
  • Guest Star: Melinda Clark (Velasca)
  • Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
  • Co-Starring: Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Jodie Dorday (Solari), Mark Webley (Guard #1)
  • Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
  • Directed By: Mark Beesley
  • Disclaimer: The reputation of the Amazon Nation was not harmed despite Velasca's overly radical adherance to an otherwise valid belief system.
  • Ep: 39
  • A Day in the Life
  • Guest Stars: Murray Keane (Hower), Alison Wall (Minya)
  • Co-Starring: Willy De Wit (Zagreas), Tony Billy (Largo), Jim Ngaata (Gareth)
  • Written By: R.J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Michael Hurst
  • Disclaimer: No Slippery Eels were harmed during the production of this motion picture despite their reputation as a fine delicacy in select cultures of the known world.
  • Ep: 40
  • For Him the Bell Tolls
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Karl Urban (Cupid)
  • Co-Starring: Craig Parker (Sarpedon), Mandie Gillette (Ileandra), Craig Walsh-Wrightson (King Lynaeus), Ross Jolly (King Barus), Rachale Davies (Aria), Mark Jones (Guard), Mark Jones (Messenger)
  • Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: Josh Becker
  • Disclaimer: The producers wish to acknowledge the inspiration of Danny Kaye and pay tribute to the classic motion picture "Court Jester"
  • Ep: 41
  • The Execution
  • Guest Stars: Tim Thomerson (Meleager), Tony Blackett (Judge Arbus)
  • Co-Starring: Douglas Kamo (Sullus), Ranald Hendriks (Elysha), Ann Baxter (Elderly Woman), Matthew Jeffs (Head Guard), Patrick Kuhtze (Other Guard), Dean Stewart (Executioner), Colin Francis (Hurried Villager), Alvin Fitisemanu (Hawker), Jonathon Acorn (Slim Man)
  • Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
  • Directed By: Garth Maxwell
  • Disclaimer: By popular demand "The Executioner" will bring back his comfortable lightweight cotton-flax blend robe in a variety of spring colors.
  • Ep: 42
  • Blind Faith
  • Guest Star: Jeremy Callaghan (Palaemon)
  • Co-Starring: Chris Bailey (Apex), Sydney Jackson (Vidalus), Graham Lauder (Lagos), Ajay Vasisht (Vendor)
  • Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: Josh Becker
  • Disclaimer: Once again, Gabrielle's luck with men was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 43
  • Ulysses
  • Guest Stars: John D'Aquino (Ulysses), Rachel Blakely (Penelope)
  • Co-Starring: Tom Raby (Meticles), Carl Bland (Layos), Donna Pivac (1st Siren), Geoffrey Knight (1st Pirate), Charles Siebert (Poseidon)
  • Written By: R.J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Michael Levine
  • Disclaimer: Despite Gabrielle's incessant hurling, Ulysses' ship was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 44
  • The Price
  • Guest Stars: Paul Glover (Menticles), Charles Mesure (Mercer)
  • Co-Starring: Tamati Rice (Garel), Mark Perry (Galipan), Jason Hoyte (Athenian #1), Bob Johnson (Athenian #2), Brent Gilbert (Drowned Athenian), Philip Jones (Wounded Athenian), Allen O'Halloran (Fatigued / Gashed Athenian), Justin Curry (G'Kug), Sam Williams (Hordemaster)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Oley Sassone
  • Disclaimer: To show sympathy for the Horde, "kaltaka" was only served upon request during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 45
  • Lost Mariner
  • Guest Stars: George Henare (Hidsim), Nigel Harbrow (Basculis), Tony Todd (Cecrops)
  • Co-Starring: Edward Campbell (Altrech), Frank Iwan, Jr. (Colfax), John Smith (Bloomer), Michael Hallows (Tig), Charles Siebert (Poseidon)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Garth Maxwell
  • Disclaimer: Cecrops' "Joie de Vivre" was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 46
  • A Comedy of Eros
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Jay Laga'aia (Draco), Karl Urban (Cupid)
  • Co-Starring: Cameron Russel (Bliss), Anthony Ray Parker (Pinullus), Barry Te Hira (Craigan), Catherine Boniface (Priestess), Vanessa Mateja (Virgin #1), Cherie Bray-Taylor (Virgin #2), Michael Holt (Draco Man #1), Zen Player (Draco Man #2), David Perrett (Farmer), Collette Pennington (Housewife), John Carr Watson (Merchant), Sean Grant (Teenage Boy), Eric Lynch (Best Buddy)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Charles Siebert
  • Disclaimer: No Cherries were harmed during the production of this motion picture.


Season Two
Lucy Lawless ................................ Xena
Renee O'Connor ......................... Gabrielle