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Xena: Warrior Princess
  • Ep: 47
  • The Furies
  • Guest Stars: Kevin Smith (Ares), Darien Takle (Cyrene)
  • Co-Starring: Asa Lindh (Alceto), Celi Foncesca (Tisiphone), Graciela Heredia (Megaera), Gordon Hatfield (Rufinus), Craig Walsh-Wrightson (Lysis), Reuben Purchase (Keeper), Steve Farac-Ciprian (Orestes)
  • Written By: R. J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Gilbert Shilton
  • Disclaimer: Xena's sanity was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. The Furies, however, will be opening their own lap-dancing variety show off-off-off-Broadway soon.
  • Ep: 48
  • Been There, Done That
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Joseph Murray (Neron), Deverik Williams (Tybelus), Rebekah Davies (Hermia)
  • Co-Starring: John McKee (Lord Menos), Norman Fairley (Lord Lycost), Marek Summich (Edos), Norman Forsey (Casca), Rodney Cooke (Man #1), Campbell Rousselle (Man #2), Neill Duncan (Perion), John Glass (Tius), Mary Woodward (Altara), John Smythe (Apothecary)
  • Written By: Hilary J. Bader
  • Directed By: Andrew Merrifield
  • Disclaimer: The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his feathers were severely ruffled. However, a little gel and mousse straightened out the mess.
  • Ep: 49
  • The Dirty Half Dozen
  • Guest Stars: Kevin Smith (Ares), Charles Mesure (Darnelle), Katrina Hobbs (Glaphyra), Jon Brazier (Walsim), Jonathan Roberts (Agathon)
  • Co-Starring: Stephen Ure (Monlik), Peter Ford (Villager #1), Roy Snow (Athenian Captain), Adam Schlooz (Guard #1), Amron McCormack (Warrior #1), Campbell Rousselle (Warrior #2)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Rick Jacobson
  • Disclaimer: No Convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture. Can't we all just get along?
  • Ep: 50
  • The Deliverer
  • Guest Stars: Kevin Smith (Ares), Jennifer Ward-Lealand (Boadicea), Martin Csokas (Khrafstar)
  • Co-Starring: Meighan Desmond (Discord), Karl Urban (Caesar), Catherine Boniface (Meridian), Anthony Ray Parker (Deliverer), Anton Bentley (Centurion), Patrick Kuhtze (Brit Guard), David Holton (Lieutenant), John Manning (Captain), Brad Homan (Jiela), Daniel Martin (Soldier), Andre Coppell (Squad Leader)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: Oley Sassone
  • Disclaimer: Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a zesty barbeque sauce to bring out the full flavor of this episode.
  • Ep: 51
  • Gabrielle's Hope
  • Co-Starring: Peter Feeney (Caswallawn), Mark Clare (Eochaid), Robert Harte (Goewin), Michelle Huirama (Banshee #1), Nicola Brown (Banshee #2), Catherine Boniface (Meridian), David Mitchell (Tavernkeeper), Bert Keiller (Cadbury), Ronald Fryer (Old Man), Summer Proben (Hope - Toddler), Hannah & Alyssa Carr (Hope - 10 Months)
  • Written By: R. J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Charles Siebert & Andrew Merrifield
  • Disclaimer: Despite witnessing the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 52
  • The Debt
  • Guest Stars: Jacqueline Kim (Lao Ma), Marton Csokas (Borias), Grant McFarland (Ming Tzu), Daniel Sing (Ming T'ien)
  • Co-Starring: Daniel Lim (Ming T'ien - 12 Years), Tai Hadfield (Chuang), Blair Fraser (Messenger), Peter Mason (Shopkeeper), William Kwan (Soldier)
  • Story By: Robert Tapert & R. J. Stewart
  • Teleplay By: R. J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Oley Sassone
  • Disclaimer: No Frock Tarts were killed during the production of this motion picture although they wish they had been.
  • Ep: 53
  • The Debt II
  • Guest Stars: Jacqueline Kim (Lao Ma), Marton Csokas (Borias), Grant McFarland (Ming Tzu), Daniel Sing (Ming T'ien)
  • Co-Starring: Daniel Lim (Ming T'ien - 12 Years), Tai Hadfield (Chuang), Ric Chan (Jiu), Din Tran (Prison Guard)
  • Story By: Robert Tapert & R. J. Stewart
  • Teleplay By: R. J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Oley Sassone
  • Disclaimer: Xena and Gabrielle's relationship suffered another blow (although Gabrielle doesn't know it yet) during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 54
  • The King of Assassins
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer / Jett), Gina Torres (Cleopatra), Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
  • Co-Starring: Jonathon Hendry (Pontius), Larry Keating (Warlord), Christian Hodge (Prisoner), Benjamin Banse (Prison Guard), Russell Raethel (Guard #3), Nerida Nichols (Chambermaid), Jeremy Birchall (The Other Joxer / Jett)
  • Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: Bruce Campbell
  • Disclaimer: Due to the infliction of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable but not seriously harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 55
  • Warrior... Priestess... Tramp
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Macgregor Cameron (Balius)
  • Co-Starring: Matti J. Ruys (Dexon), Ted Clarke (Thoracles), Tom Hosking (Blacksmith), Rob Sinkinson (Bystander / Drunk), Megan Nicol (Hestian Virgin #1), Jan Hellriegel (Hestia), Fred Morton (Bordello Girl #1), Jodie Dorday (Bordello Girl #2), Rachale Davies (Bordello Girl #3), Polly Baigent & Bobbie McKay (Xena / Leah / Meg Body Doubles)
  • Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: Robert Ginty
  • Disclaimer: Despite another Xena look-alike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 56
  • The Quill is Mightier...
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Alison Wall (Minya), Stephen Hall (Thelonius), Ranald Hendriks (Munk), John McKee (Scaberus), Lawrence Makoare (Barbarian Leader), Chris Auchinvole (Man), Alvin Fitisemanu (Tavern Keeper), Ann Baxter (Woman / Village Woman / Old Woman), Jean Hyland (Priestess #1), Beryl Te Wiata (Priestess #2), Paul Norell (Peddler), Peter Mason (Billius), Andrew Glover (Man #2)
  • Written By: Hilary J. Bader
  • Directed By: Andrew Merrifield
  • Disclaimer: No naked Gabrielles were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 57
  • Maternal Instincts
  • Guest Stars: Amy Morrison (Hope), David Taylor (Solan), Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Jeff Boyd (Kaleipus)
  • Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
  • Co-Starring: Reece Rodewyk (Xenan), Chad Bennett (Sentry), Phil Adams (Centaur)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Mark Beesley
  • Disclaimer: Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 58
  • The Bitter Suite
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
  • Co-Starring: David Taylor (Solan), Daniel Sing (Ming T'ien), Marton Csokas (Khrafstar), Karl Urban (Caesar), Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Willa O'Neill (Lila)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears & Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Oley Sassone
  • Disclaimer: The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope that you were A-MUSE-D by this episode.
  • Ep: 59
  • One Against an Army
  • Co-Starring: Douglas Kamo (Dorian), Nick Kemplen (Phiddipides)
  • Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
  • Directed By: Paul Lynch
  • Disclaimer: Gabrielle's ankle was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 60
  • Forgiven
  • Guest Star: Shiri Appleby (Tara)
  • Co-Starring: Brett Coutts (Micah), Mervyn Smith (Dorus), Wade Jackson (Wayan), David Goodwin (Lark)
  • Written By: R. J. Stewart
  • Directed By: Garth Maxwell
  • Disclaimer: No street-talking, cat-fighting, barroom-brawling juvenile delinquents were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 61
  • King Con
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Patrick Fabian (Rafe), Cameron Rhodes (Eldon)
  • Co-Starring: Stig Eldred (Titus), Justin Curry (Leo), Bill Florian (Security Guard), Vikki Cottingham (Barmaid), Robert McMullen (Croupier / Dealer), Chris Sherwood (Guard #1)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: Janet Greek
  • Disclaimer: No Con Men were conned during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 62
  • When in Rome...
  • Guest Stars: Karl Urban (Julius Caesar), Matthew Chamberlain (Crassus), Jeremy Callaghan (Pompey)
  • Co-Starring: Tamati Rice (Vercinix), Grant Triplow (Brutus), Katrina Browne (Mendala), Graham Smith (Boat Captain), Gavin Rutherford (Centurion), Riqi Harawira (Guard)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: John Laing
  • Disclaimer: Caesar's Palace was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Crassus and the gladiators went down for the count.
  • Ep: 63
  • Forget Me Not
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares)
  • Co-Starring: Jan Hellreigh (Mnemo Syne), Mark Webley (Guard), Lana Garland (Young Woman)
  • Written By: Hilary J. Bader
  • Directed By: Charlie Haskell
  • Disclaimer: Xena and Joxer were not forgotten during the production of this motion picture.
  • Ep: 64
  • Fins, Femmes & Gems
  • Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite)
  • Co-Starring: Lawrence Makoare (Maecenus), Jason Tahu (Thug #1), Renee Schuda (Young Xena), Callum Gallagher (Young Lyceus)
  • Story By: Rob Tapert & Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Teleplay By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
  • Directed By: Josh Becker
  • Disclaimer: Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to its original condition.
  • Ep: 65
  • Tsunami
  • Guest Starring: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
  • Co-Starring: Todd Rippon (Macon), Stephen Tozer (Thadeus), Angela Dotchin (Soraya), Toby Fisher (Petrodes), Stephen Hall (Captain), Ben Baker (Dockhand), Joy Watson (Palmist), Slade Leef (Sailor)
  • Written By: Chris Manheim
  • Directed By: John Laing
  • Disclaimer: No Cast or Crew were singing "Tanks For The Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "Strike the Set" was given new meaning.
  • Ep: 66
  • Vanishing Act
  • Guest Starring: John Brazier (Tarsus), Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
  • Co-Starring: John O'Leary (Adar), Ian Harrop (Wharfmaster), Adrian Keeling (Scylosian Guard), Cherie Bray-Taylor (Thea), Campbell Cooley (First Guard), Greg Morman (Drunk Villager), Tomas Leary (Assistant)
  • Written By: Terence Winter
  • Directed By: Andrew Merrifield
  • Disclaimer: Upon completion of the filming of this episode, Autolycus' Scuba Gear was placed on display at the Athens Diving Institute for the education and enjoyment of future generations to come.
  • Ep: 67
  • Sacrifice
  • Guest Starring: Kevin Smith (Ares), Jodie Rimmer (Seraphin), Stephen Ure (Werfner)
  • Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
  • Co-Starring: Elizabeth Pendergrast (Atropos), Micaela Daniel (Lachesis), Samantha Adriaanse (Clotho), Jeremy Curry (Warlord)
  • Written By: Steven L. Sears
  • Directed By: David Warry-Smith
  • Disclaimer: No Pulsing Cocoons were hatched during the production of this motion picture. What you witnessed was purely a reenactment.
  • Ep: 68
  • Sacrifice II
  • Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares), Jodie Rimmer (Seraphin), Stephen Ure (Werfner)
  • Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
  • Co-Starring: Elizabeth Prendergast (Atropos), Micaela Daniel (Lachesis), Samantha Adriaanse (Clotho), Jeremy James Wood (Dahak Disciple #1), Russell Gowers (Disciple #2)
  • Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
  • Directed By: Rick Jacobson
  • Disclaimer: Gabrielle finally went off the deep end during the production of this motion picture.


Season Three
Lucy Lawless ................................ Xena
Renee O'Connor ......................... Gabrielle