• 4 LETTERS + 400,000,000,000 STARS + 710 METERS PER SECOND = 60 STITCHES


• Guest Starring: David Call (Benjamin Polk), Becky Wahlstrom (Wanda Schoemer)
• And: Gary Cole (Shepard Crater)
• Written By: Ken Sanzel
• Directed By: Ken Sanzel

• 1200 BULLETS FIRED + 2 DEAD FBI AGENTS + 3 LIES = 1 TRUTH


• Guest Starring: Gregg Henry (Pete Fox), Jen Drohan (Tina Gordon), Gregory Sims (Jim Wilson), Jordan Farmar (Himself)
• Co-Starring: Laura Ford (Hale's Wife), Vera Miao (Amy)
• Teleplay By: Robert Port
• Story By: Robert Port & Mark Llewellyn
• Directed By: Rod Holcomb

• 8 MEN + 4 CITIES + 1 MILLION DOLLARS = 1 BULLET


• Guest Starring: Tim Guinee (Glen Olin), Stephanie Childers (Nancy Olin), Sarah Rafferty (Margo), Jason Antoon (Kai Kragen), Dan Martin (Detective), Amy Hill (Property Manager), Todd Weeks (Referee)
• Co-Starring: Jeffrey Hutchinson (Brian "The Immortal" Willets), Antonio Elias (Uniform #1), Michael Hartson (Troubled Guy)
• Written By: Don McGill
• Directed By: Alex Zakrzewski

• 610 MOVIES ANNUALLY + 40,000 THEATER SCREENS + 28 BILLION BOX OFFICE REVENUE = 127 PAGES


• Guest Starring: Adam Goldberg (Chris McNall), Jessica Lundy (Carolyn White), Ron Orbach (Victor Stokes), Tyler Francavilla (Tyson), Leslie Silva (Coroner), Arielle Vandenberg (Lorrelle), Randy Wayne (Grant)
• Written By: Andrew Dettmann
• Directed By: Dennis Smith

• 797,500 CHILDREN MISSING PER YEAR + 203,500 KIDNAPPED BY FAMILY MEMBERS + 227 AMBER ALERTS = 31 PAINTINGS


• Guest Starring: Tony Hale (Russell Lazlo), Christian Camargo (Dr. Trey Bramon), Mia Barron (Carla Reed)
• And: Keith David (Jeremiah Miller)
• Co-Starring: Taylor Stanley (Anne Flynn), Emily Skinner (Cynthia Jane "CJ" Bramon), Marcus Jordan (FBI Agent)
• Written By: Sean Crouch
• Directed By: Ralph Hemecker

• 18 MILLION DOLLARS + 14 GIGAVOLTS + 4840 UFO SIGHTINGS = 1 SECRET AIR BASE


• Guest Starring: John Michael Higgins (Floyd Mayborne), Silas Weir Mitchell (Darren Drew), John Cariani (Otto Bahnhoff), Leslie Silva (M.E. Ridenhour), Sam Lloyd (Group Leader), Laura Heisler (Cynthia Abbott), David Rees Snell (Herb Moore), Thomas Kophache (Officer), Jennifer Elise Cox (Hobbyist)
• Co-Starring: Larry Herron (Technician)
• Written By: Cheryl Heuton & Nicolas Falacci
• Directed By: Stephen Gyllenhaal

• 50 BILLION DOLLARS + 6000 CUSTOMERS + 4 ILLEGAL MARKETS = $11.29 STEALING ONE PERSON'S IDENTITY


• Guest Starring: Josh Cooke (Augie Harris), Pablo Schreiber (Tal Feigenbaum), Wendy Makkena (Kath Berry), Caroline Lagerfelt (Rose Harris), Fran Bennett (Estelle Brown), Michael Harney (U.S. Marshal), Ronnie Gene Blevins (Mutt)
• Co-Starring: Kit Williamson (PenTest Host)
• Written By: Julie Hébert
• Directed By: Julie Hébert

• 500,000 DOLLARS + 6000 INMATES + 1 MISSING PRISONER = 60 MINUTES TO FIND HIM


• Guest Starring: Lou Diamond Phillips (Agent Ian Edgerton), Missi Pyle (Janet Galvin), Andrew Hawkes (Vincent Costello)
• And: Christopher McDonald (Frank Thompson)
• Co-Starring: Pablo Schreiber (Tal Feigenbaum), Marcus Chong (Jones), Donald Roman Lopez (Felipe Garcia)
• Written By: Robert Port
• Directed By: Dennis Smith

• 3 GUNMEN + 16 MILLION DOLLARS + 26 HOSTAGES = 1 CON


• Guest Starring: Jon David Casey (Len Maddux), Ellen Hollman (Lola Sacco), John Prosky (Kyle Holtzman), John Lavelle (Gil Harkness), Brandi Burkhardt (Misty Mornay)
• And: Fisher Stevens (John Buckley)
• Co-Starring: Michael Duvert (Chip Dumars), Poorna Jagannathan (Tech #1), James Acheson (Bomb Squad Guy), Joel Stoffer (Agent)
• Written By: Don McGill
• Directed By: Ralph Hemecker

• 9,800 FEET IN THE AIR + 28 SQUARE MILES + 50,000 BILLS = 38 YEARS


• Guest Starring: Henry Winkler (Agent Roger Bloom), Michael Hogan (Ray Till), Nicole Bilderback (Tina Tran), Rick Ravanello (Teddy Antell), Matthew Yang King (Matt Li), Judith Moreland (Fremont)
• Co-Starring: Alec Mapa (Clerk)
• Written By: Steve Cohen
• Directed By: Ken Sanzel

• 1 IN 576,000 ODDS OF BEING HIT BY LIGHTNING + 1 IN 880,000 ODDS OF DATING A SUPERMODEL + 1 IN 3,000,000 ODDS OF SEEING A UFO = 1 IN 14,000,000 ODDS OF WINNING THE LOTTERY


• Guest Starring: Nicole Sullivan (Nancy Hackett), Michelle Nolden (Robin Brooks), David Barry Gray (Scott Wilson), Allison Smith (Sara Lewis), Bubba Lewis (Zack Wilson), Bellina Logan (Lawyer)
• And: Michael O'Neill (Boyd Keene)
• Co-Starring: Sarah Buehler (Punk Teen), Tom Beyer (Carl Graham), Eric Scott Gould (Raymond Brown), Jason Singer (Clerk #1), Minerva Garcia (Clerk #2), Amro Salama (Clerk #3)
• Written By: Mary Leah Sutton
• Directed By: Stephen Gyllenhaal

• 28 GLOBAL ARMED CONFLICTS + 43 MILITARY GOVERNMENTS + 600 MILLION AUTOMATIC WEAPONS = 1,100 ROUNDS PER MINUTE


• Guest Starring: James Remar (Randall Priest), Michelle Nolden (Robin Brooks), John Cariani (Otto Bahnoff), Amari Cheatom (Eddie Leyva)
• And: Jon Seda (Broker / Lonnie Moses)
• Co-Starring: John Gleeson Connolly (Arvin Lindell), Stephen Eshenbaugh (Cop), Eltony Williams (Supervising Banger)
• Written By: Andrew Dettmann
• Directed By: Gwyneth Horder-Payton

• 250,000 - 500,000 SEX WORKERS + 7,627 ESCORT SERVICES + 64 PROSTITUTION ADVOCACY GROUPS = 5 DEAD JOHNS


• Guest Starring: Tony Hale (Professor Russell Lazlo), Anna Camp (Siouxsie Dark), Jeff Roop (Jack Steves), Leslie Silva (M.E. Ridenhour), Kim Huffman (Jean Zurlanski), Kristin Richardson (Roxie Ray), Melody Garrett (Super), Eric Wentz (Bartender Andy)
• And: Clea DuVall (Melanie Bailey)
• Co-Starring: Ron Menzel (Edward Zurlanski)
• Written By: Julie Hebert
• Directed By: Stephen Gyllenhaal

• 16 VICTIMS + 6 ROBBERS + 24 MILLION DOLLARS = 22 MILLION WITNESSES


• Guest Starring: Rowena King (Elizabeth Hopkins), Stephen Spinella (Hans Stollbach), Marilu Henner (Regina Landers), Alanna Ubach (Paula Watson), William Katt (Sven Regal), Rick Hoffman (Oliver)
• Co-Starring: Kate Siegel (Rachel Hollander), Armando Molina (Raul Hernandez), Taylor Wilcox (Scarlet McBain)
• Written By: Gary Rieck
• Directed By: Ralph Hemecker

• 1985 + 4 CHILDREN + 23 YEARS LATER = 30 FPS


• Guest Starring: Moira Kelly (Mary Paulson), Christopher Gartin (Sean Westmark), Alan Ruck (Arnold Winslow), Wendy Makkena (Kath Berry), Richard Edson (Nick Rowland)
• And: Jon Bernthal (Mike Nash)
• Co-Starring: Matt Samson (Devin Shepard), Timothy Sheehan (Wes)
• Written By: Robert Port
• Directed By: Rob Morrow

• 850 GRAMS - WEIGHT + 153 MILLIMETERS - LINE OF SIGHT + 2.5 KILLOGRAMS - TRIGGER PULL = GLOCK MODEL 19


• Guest Starring: Lou Diamond Phillips (Agent Ian Edgerton), Michelle Nolden (Robin Brooks), John Cariani (Otto Bahnoff), Matthew Yang King (Matt Li), Vyto Ruginis (Mike Hiller), David Burke (Jim Mazzolla), Dan Martin (Detective Jack Cates), Bridger Zadina (Jim Mazzolla, Jr.), Stephanie Erb (Linda Samuelson)
• Co-Starring: Luke Rosen (Ted Dacosta), Mark Ankeny (Jim Newell), Stan Egi (Ralph Morris), Alicia Wollerton (Becky Mazzolla), Travis McKenna (Oren)
• Written By: Cheryl Heuton & Nicolas Falacci
• Directed By: Nicolas Falacci