Co-Starring: Alexander Campbell (Miklan), Stephen Papps (See'er), Peter Tait (Daylon), Richard Adams (Warrior)
Uncredited: Mark Ferguson (Dagnine), Paul Gittins (Kaleipus)
Written By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: No Sleezy Warlords who deem it necessary to drink magic elixirs that turn them into scaly centaurs were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 26
Remember Nothing
Guest Stars: Aaron Devitt (Lyceus), Robert Harte (Maphias)
Co-Starring: Stephen Tozer (Mezentius), Mark Ferguson (Krykus), Slade Leef (Caputius), Chris Graham (Slave Boss), Rebecca Kopacka (Clotho), Micaela Daniel (Lachesis), Elizabeth Pendergrast (Atropos), Mariao Hohaia (Minion), Geoff Barlow (Storekeeper), Andrew McMillan (Gate Guard), David Geary (Guard #2), Allan Wilkins (Head Guard), Daniel Chilton (Boy)
Story By: Steven L. Sears & Chris Manheim
Teleplay By: Chris Manheim
Directed By: Anson Williams
Disclaimer: Xena's memory was not damaged or.... what was I saying?
Co-Starring: Calvin Tuteao (Dagan), Dale Corlett (Jonathan), Dennis Hally (King Saul), Emma Burnette (Sarah), John Leonard (Soldier), Brad Homan (Head Archer)
Written By: Terence Winter
Directed By: Gary Jones
Disclaimer: No Bible myths or icons were irreparably mangled during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 28
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Matthew Chamberlain (Orpheus), Anthony Ray Parker (Bacchus)
Co-Starring: Kym Krystaly (Bacchae #1), Daniel Parker (Thief #1), David Goodwin (Thief #2)
Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: T.J. Scott
Disclaimer: No Bloodsucking Bacchae were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, a few Dryads lost their heads.
Co-Starring: David Te Rare (Theodorus), Alex Moffat (First Guard), David Scordino (Second Guard), Lance Cheshire (Half Starved Man), Puck Willis (Kid #1), Frederick Bedford (Village Priest)
Written By: R.J. Stewart
Directed By: T.J. Scott
Disclaimer: Although Xena finally conquered her dark nemesis Callisto, it took her weeks to get the sand out of her leather unmentionables.
Ep: 30
Warrior... Princess... Tramp
Guest Star: Ted Raimi (Joxer)
Co-Starring: Chris Bailey (Agis), Iain Rea (Philemon), Norman Forsey (King Lias), Simon Fa'amoe (Alcibiades), Collette Pennington (Nurse), Tai Hadfield (Guard), Tim Faville (Barfly #1), Lawrence Wharerau (Barfly #2)
Written By: R.J. Stewart
Directed By: Josh Becker
Disclaimer: Neither Xena nor her remarkably coincidental identical twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of this motion picture. Meg, however, suffered minor injuries while preparing Aardvark nuggets for King Lias.
Ep: 31
Intimate Stranger
Guest Stars: Hudson Leick (Callisto), Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: David Te Rare (Theodorus), Erik Thompson (Hades), Darien Takle (Cyrene), Lee-Jane Foreman (Arlria), Michael Cooper (Gressius)
Written By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: Gary Jones
Disclaimer: Argo was not harmed during the prooduction of this motion picture. However, she is undergoing intensive psychotherapy to help her work through her resentment and feelings of distrust toward Xena.
Ep: 32
Ten Little Warlords
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Charles Siebert (Sisyphus), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Xena)
Co-Starring: Chris Ryan (Virgilius), Bruce Hopkins (Tegason), Marcel Kaima (Sadus), Jason Kennedy (Carus), John Smith (Boat Captain), Patricia Donovan (Old Woman), Tony Ward (Messenger)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: No one was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Xena's ability to recover her body was severely impeded by Lucy Lawless' unexpected mishap.
Ep: 33
A Solstice Carol
Guest Stars: Joe Berryman (Senticles), Peter Vere-Jones (King Silvus)
Co-Starring: Sheri Booth (Melana), Daniel James (Lynal), Gennieve Lucre (Orphan #1), Jamie Karie-Gatalli (Orphan #2), Nicko Vella (Orphan #3), Junior Chille (Orphan #4), Heme Rudolph (First Guard), Mike Howell (Guard #1), Lucas Young (Bearded Guard), Tony Bishop (Donkey Owner), Johnny Glass (Man), Karen Morgan (Woman)
Written By: Chris Manheim
Directed By: John T. Kretchmer
Disclaimer: Senticles was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several chimneys are in dire need of repair.
Ep: 34
The Xena Scrolls
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Jacques S'Er / Jack Kleinman / Himself), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: Mark Fergusan (John Smythe), Ajay Vasisht (Nikos), Reza Nijad (Local), Campbell Rocsselle (Thug #1), Robert Tapert (Himself)
Story By: Robert Sidney Mellette
Teleplay By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: Charlie Haskell
Disclaimer: No Hollywood Producers were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 35
Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis
Guest Stars: Karen Dior (Miss Artiphys), Robert Trebor (Salmoneus)
Co-Starring: John Sumner (Lord Claron), Calvin Tuteao (Dhoge of Mesini), Simone Russell (Miss Mesini), Stan Wolfgramm (Palantine of Parnassus), Jennifer Becker (Miss Parnassus), Timothy Lee (Regent of Skiros), Katherine Kennard (Miss Skiros), Brenda Kindall (Pageant Matron)
Written By: Chris Manheim
Directed By: Marina Sargenti
Disclaimer: No ribbons were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several experienced severe motion sickness.
Ep: 36
Destiny (Part 1)
Guest Stars: Ebonie Smith (M'Lila), Karl Urban (Julius Caesar), Nathaniel Lees (Nicklio)
Co-Starring: Grant Triplow (Brutus), Mark Perry (Vicerius), Grant Boucher (Telos), Slade Leef (Sitacles), Dan Ryan (Roman #1), Rebecca McKinnon (Slave Girl), Rebecca Kopacka (Young Callisto)
Story By: Robert Tapert
Teleplay By: R.J. Stewart & Steven L. Sears
Directed By: Robert Tapert
Disclaimer: Julius Caesar was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the Producers deny responsibility for any unfortunate acts of betrayal occurring soon thereafter.
Ep: 37
The Quest (Part 2)
Guest Stars: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus), Melinda Clarke (Velasca), Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Michael Hurst (Iolaus)
Co-Starring: Jodie Dorday (Solari), Alexander Tant (Xenan), Kirstie O'Sullivan (Woman), Christian Hodge (Man), David Fitchew (Vendor), Michael Dwyer (Ruffian #1)
Story By: Chris Manheim & Steven L. Sears & R. J. Stewart
Teleplay By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: Michael Levine
Disclaimer: Xena's body was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, it took weeks for Autolycus to get his swagger back.
Co-Starring: Willy De Wit (Zagreas), Tony Billy (Largo), Jim Ngaata (Gareth)
Written By: R.J. Stewart
Directed By: Michael Hurst
Disclaimer: No Slippery Eels were harmed during the production of this motion picture despite their reputation as a fine delicacy in select cultures of the known world.
Ep: 40
For Him the Bell Tolls
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Karl Urban (Cupid)
Co-Starring: Craig Parker (Sarpedon), Mandie Gillette (Ileandra), Craig Walsh-Wrightson (King Lynaeus), Ross Jolly (King Barus), Rachale Davies (Aria), Mark Jones (Guard), Mark Jones (Messenger)
Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: Josh Becker
Disclaimer: The producers wish to acknowledge the inspiration of Danny Kaye and pay tribute to the classic motion picture "Court Jester"
Ep: 41
The Execution
Guest Stars: Tim Thomerson (Meleager), Tony Blackett (Judge Arbus)
Co-Starring: Douglas Kamo (Sullus), Ranald Hendriks (Elysha), Ann Baxter (Elderly Woman), Matthew Jeffs (Head Guard), Patrick Kuhtze (Other Guard), Dean Stewart (Executioner), Colin Francis (Hurried Villager), Alvin Fitisemanu (Hawker), Jonathon Acorn (Slim Man)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Garth Maxwell
Disclaimer: By popular demand "The Executioner" will bring back his comfortable lightweight cotton-flax blend robe in a variety of spring colors.
Ep: 42
Blind Faith
Guest Star: Jeremy Callaghan (Palaemon)
Co-Starring: Chris Bailey (Apex), Sydney Jackson (Vidalus), Graham Lauder (Lagos), Ajay Vasisht (Vendor)
Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: Josh Becker
Disclaimer: Once again, Gabrielle's luck with men was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 43
Ulysses
Guest Stars: John D'Aquino (Ulysses), Rachel Blakely (Penelope)
Co-Starring: Tom Raby (Meticles), Carl Bland (Layos), Donna Pivac (1st Siren), Geoffrey Knight (1st Pirate), Charles Siebert (Poseidon)
Written By: R.J. Stewart
Directed By: Michael Levine
Disclaimer: Despite Gabrielle's incessant hurling, Ulysses' ship was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 44
The Price
Guest Stars: Paul Glover (Menticles), Charles Mesure (Mercer)
Co-Starring: Tamati Rice (Garel), Mark Perry (Galipan), Jason Hoyte (Athenian #1), Bob Johnson (Athenian #2), Brent Gilbert (Drowned Athenian), Philip Jones (Wounded Athenian), Allen O'Halloran (Fatigued / Gashed Athenian), Justin Curry (G'Kug), Sam Williams (Hordemaster)
Written By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: Oley Sassone
Disclaimer: To show sympathy for the Horde, "kaltaka" was only served upon request during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 45
Lost Mariner
Guest Stars: George Henare (Hidsim), Nigel Harbrow (Basculis), Tony Todd (Cecrops)
Co-Starring: Edward Campbell (Altrech), Frank Iwan, Jr. (Colfax), John Smith (Bloomer), Michael Hallows (Tig), Charles Siebert (Poseidon)
Written By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: Garth Maxwell
Disclaimer: Cecrops' "Joie de Vivre" was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 46
A Comedy of Eros
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Jay Laga'aia (Draco), Karl Urban (Cupid)
Co-Starring: Cameron Russel (Bliss), Anthony Ray Parker (Pinullus), Barry Te Hira (Craigan), Catherine Boniface (Priestess), Vanessa Mateja (Virgin #1), Cherie Bray-Taylor (Virgin #2), Michael Holt (Draco Man #1), Zen Player (Draco Man #2), David Perrett (Farmer), Collette Pennington (Housewife), John Carr Watson (Merchant), Sean Grant (Teenage Boy), Eric Lynch (Best Buddy)
Written By: Chris Manheim
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: No Cherries were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
