Original Pilot Headline: TV CRITICS BROKER MID-EAST PEACE DEAL
Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Biology Teacher), Chris Cox (George W. Bush), Carmen Electra (Lisa Silver), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson), Natasha Melnick (Hilary), Kim Parks (), Kevin Michael Richardson (Principal Lewis), Andre Sogliuzzo (Mr. Goodwin), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), John Viener (Dan Rather / English Teacher)
Written By: Seth MacFarlane & Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
Directed By: Ron Hughart
Inside the CIA
Headline: None
Written By: Seth MacFarlane & Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
Directed By: Seth MacFarlane
Note: Shown in theatres before the movie "Fever Pitch"
Ep: 2
Threat Levels
Headline: STUFF HAPPENS AS WAVE OF AMBIGUITY SPREADS
Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry), Ralph Garman (Hazmat Guy), Zuhair Haddad (), Mike Henry (Jackson / Charlie), Busy Philipps (Dana), Kevin Michael Richardson (Scab Bum), Stephen Root (Dick), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
Written By: David Zuckerman
Directed By: Brent Woods
Ep: 3
Stan Knows Best
Headline: OPTIMIST DROWNS IN HALF-FULL TUB
Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry), Robin Bartlett (), Zooey Deschanel (Candy Striper Stripper), Nat Faxon (), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson / Charlie), Sarah Silverman (Stripper), Tori Spelling (), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry), Brenda Vaccaro ()
Written By: Mike Barker & Matt Weitzman
Directed By: Pam Cooke
Ep: 4
Francine's Flashback
Headline: HOOKER KILLED FOR HEART OF GOLD
Also Starring: Ellen Albertini Dow (), Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson / Charlie), Josh Homme (Himself), Terri Rodriguez (Lindsay Coolidge), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry), Debra Wilson (Whitney Houston), Marissa Jaret Winokur (Jewel)
Written By: Rick Wiener & Kenny Schwartz
Directed By: Caleb Meurer & Brent Woods
Ep: 5
Roger Codger
Headline: ECONOMY TURNS CORNER, FALLS DOWN STAIRS
Also Starring: Rob Corddry (), Neil Feinberg (), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Charlie), Phil Lewis (Duper), Martin Mull (), Patrick Stewart (Bullock)
Written By: Dan Vebber
Directed By: Albert Calleros
Ep: 6
Homeland Insecurity
Headline: MISSING TWINS FOUND IN GINGERBREAD HOUSE
Also Starring: Mike Barker (), Abraham Benrubi (), William Fichtner (Harland), Gina Gershon (Karen), Seth Green (), Richard Kind (Tuttle), Elias Koteas (Jim), Matthew Lillard (Bruce), Ron Livingston (Bob), Megyn Price ()
Written By: Neal Boushell & Sam O'Neal
Directed By: Rodney Clouden
Ep: 7
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
Headline: BUSH FINALLY GETS JOKE ABOUT LAST NAME
Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Chuck), Josh Groban (Whiny Parishioner), Jodi Long (), Martin Mull (Father Donovan), Dennis Predovic (Bela Karolyi), Molly Shannon (Kristy), Marley Shelton (Betsy), James Patrick Stuart (Bartender)
Written By: Nahnatchka Khan
Directed By: John Aoshima
Ep: 8
Bullocks to Stan
Headline:
Also Starring: Mike Barker (Agent), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Mike Henry (Jackson), Stephen Root (Dick), Patrick Stewart (Bullock)
Written By: Alison McDonald
Directed By: Brent Woods
Ep: 9
A Smith in the Hand
Headline: ISRAEL PULLS OUT OF GAZA, GAZA NOT PREGNANT
Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Dr. Heisler), Mike Henry (Senator #2), Peter MacKenzie (Dr. Grossbard / Senator #1), Scott Menville (Timmy / Kids), Kevin Michael Richardson (Principal Lewis / TV Announcer)
Written By: Dave Hemingson
Directed By: Pam Cooke
Ep: 10
All About Steve
Headline: GAS PRICES HIGHER THAN DUDE AT WEEZER CONCERT
Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry / Skinny Man), Catero Colbert (Derek Jeter), Stephen Colbert (Dentist), Mike Henry (Jackson / Taco King), Brian Posehn (Dan Vebber), Stephen Root (Dick / Dentist's Father), Jon Ross (Alien Man), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kate Thomas (Barry)
Written By: Chris McKenna & Matt McKenna
Directed By: Mike Kim
Ep: 11
Con Heir
Headline: SCIENTIST DISCOVERS WIFE CHEATING
Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Henry (Jackson / Painter), Martin Mull (Father Donovan), Daran Norris (Jack Smith), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Sherry Weston (Gretchen)
Written By: Steve Hely
Directed By: Albert Calleros
Ep: 12
Stan of Arabia, Part 1
Headline: None
Also Starring: Jeff Bennett (Mahmood), Paget Brewster (Thundercat), Odile Corso (Angelina Jolie), Neal Feinberg (Khalid), Jeff Fischer (Jeff), Brian George (Ali), Mike Henry (Jackson / Faziz / Michael Moore), Peter Lurie (Mysterious Man), Stephen Root (Dick), Andre Sogliuzzo (Manager), April Stewart (Salima / Bahir), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Jill Talley (Mom / Dalia), Fred Tatasciore (Police Officer #2), Wally Wingert (Jay Leno)
Written By: Nahnatchka Khan
Directed By: Rodney Clouden
Ep: 13
Stan of Arabia, Part 2
Headline: None
Also Starring: Mike Barker (), Paget Brewster (Thundercat), Odile Corso (God), Neal Feinberg (Khalid / Zacharias / Defense Attorney), Brian George (Ali / Prince / Guy #3), Gina Gershon (American Girl #1), Zuhair Haddad (Old Guy / Police Officer #3), Mike Henry (Faziz / Announcer #2), Grant Heslov (Man #2 / Announcer #4), Peter Lurie (Mysterious Man), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Fred Tatasciore (Police Officer #2 / Judge)
Written By: Carter Bays & Craig Thomas
Directed By: Anthony Lioi
Ep: 14
Stannie Get Your Gun
Headline: BIG BIRD DEAD OF BIG AVIAN FLU
Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Mr. Madsen / Michael), Beau Bridges (Doctor / Lieutenant Thacker), John Carroll Lynch (ACL-Lou / Mr. Simms / Monkey), Jill Talley (Little Girl's Mom / Ramona)
Written By: Brian Boyle
Directed By: John Aoshima
Ep: 15
Star Trek
Headline: BUSH APPOINTS STEPHEN KING AS AMBASSADOR TO TERROR
Also Starring: Paul Adelstein (), Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Bryan Cranston (Publisher), Leslie Jordan (Mr. Beauregard), Matt McKenna (Kevin / Cap'n Monty), Jill Talley (Boob Woman / Old Woman), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry / Spike), Jim Wise (Mr. Durbin)
Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Researcher), Paget Brewster (Casey), Eric Edwards (Manager), Michael Hagerty (Cop #1 / Editor), Sandra Oh (Katie), Megyn Price (Linda), Freddy Rodriguez (Hector), Molly Shannon (Kristy), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Jill Talley (Fat Lady / Female Officer)
Written By: Dan Vebber
Directed By: Brent Woods
Ep: 17
Rough Trade
Headline: BRITNEY SPEARS' BABY TO ENTER PRE-HAB
Also Starring: Mike Barker (Terry / Contestant), Keith Carradine (), David Faustino (), Jason Lee (Officer Bays), Ron Livingston (Bob Memari), Megyn Price (Linda Memari), Andy Richter (Philip), Patrick Stewart (Bullock), Fred Tatasciore (), Jill Talley (Senator Feinstein / Maria), Rob Tinkler (Doyle / Fusfeld)
Written By: David Zuckerman
Directed By: Pam Cooke
Ep: 18
Finances With Wolves
Headline: TANTRIC SEX CONFERENCE ENDS PREMATURELY
Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Terry / Ticket Guy / Valet), David Herman (Arboreus / Mr. Aids), Peter MacKenzie (Chief Shopaholic / Midnight Runner #1 / Salesman), Daisuke Suzuki (Toshi), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
Written By: Neal Boushell & Sam O'Neal
Directed By: Albert Calleros
Ep: 19
It's Good to Be the Queen
Headline: MICHELLE KWAN FINALLY DISHONORS FAMILY
Also Starring: Leigh-Allyn Baker (Margie), Mike Barker (Jock #2 / Sanders / Pig Head), Jon Cryer (Quacky), Ioan Gruffudd (Dark Haired Man / Medic), Jeff Fischer (Jeff / Donnie), Mike Henry (Jackson / Maitre d'), Matt McKenna (Donnie's Dad / Waiter / Guy in Line), Stephen Root (Dick), Jeremy Sisto (Mitch), David Zuckerman (Betty Sue / Housekeeper)
Written By: Alison McDonald
Directed By: Rodney Clouden
Ep: 20
Roger 'n Me
Headline: CONFUSED IRANIAN PRESIDENT DENIES HOLLOW CRUST PIZZA
Also Starring: Mike Barker (Frank / Terry Bates), Peter Facinelli (Miles), Jennie Garth (Trudy), Laura Linney (), Peter Scollari (Host / Peter / Limo Driver), Wendie Jo Spears (Old Lady / Wendie Jo), John Torbett (Bobo)
Written By: Rick Wiener & Kenny Schwartz
Directed By: Anthony Lioi
Ep: 21
Helping Hands
Headline: KING KONG TOLD NOT TO USE AIDS QUILT FOR WARMTH
Also Starring: Curtis Armstrong (Snot), Mike Barker (Nick), John Cho (Vince Chung), John DiMaggio (Sully), Juanita Jennings (), Matt McKenna (Coach Andrews), Kevin Michael Richardson (Monty), Andre Sogliuzzo (Deaf Teddy / Blind Jimmy), Jill Tilley (), Fred Tatasciore (Johnny Four-Legs), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry)
Written By: Nahnatchka Khan
Directed By: Caleb Meurer
Ep: 22
With Friends Like Steve's
Headline: 'AMERICAN DAD' RELEASES DVD, SMALL GIRL FROM BASEMENT
Also Starring: Alex Breckenridge (), James DeBello (A.J.), Craig Ferguson (Evil Barry), Chris Klein (Gary / Rick), Matt McKenna (Drill Sergeant), Eddie Kaye Thomas (Barry), Reno Wilson ()
Written By: Erik Durbin
Directed By: John Aoshima
Ep: 23
Tears of a Clooney
Headline: ROB SCHNEIDER, DEAD AT 62
Also Starring: Adilah Barnes (), Mike Barker (), Bruce Boxleitner (Himself), Paget Brewster (Raina), John DiMaggio (Petkov), Brad Grunberg (Clooney Boys), Kate Jackson (Herself), Andre Sogliuzzo (George Clooney)