Co-Starring: Yvonne Lawley (Alyssa), David Sutherland (Otus), Phil Brennan (Nidhogg)
Written By: Melissa Rosenberg
Directed By: John T. Kretchmer
Disclaimer: No permanent cases of Harpies were reported during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 61
Hero's Heart
Guest Starring: Lori Dungey (Fortune), Barry Spring (Xeno), Stephen Butterworth (Thanatos)
Co-Starring: Ross Duncan (Spiro), Sheryl Stewart (Lydia), Denise Snoad (Ara), Patrick Smith (Trancas), Mervyn Smith (Lesion), Harry Lyon (Nick), Robert Horwood (Lexus), Francesca Waters (Okaleia), Sara Howard (Woman), Ross Campbell (Dingus), Jon Gadsby (Phobias)
Written By: Jerry Patrick Brown
Directed By: Phil Sgriccia
Disclaimer: As Fortune would have it, Iolaus' memory was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 62
Regrets... I've Had a Few
Guest Starring: Dean O'Gorman (Young Iolaus), Belinda Waymouth (Celesta)
And: Ian Bohen (Young Hercules)
Co-Starring: Colin Moy (Jaris), Winston Harris (Young Jaris), Bruce Hopkins (Nehemiah), Joseph Murray (Dageth), Nathaniel Lees (Cheiron), Eric Lynch (Bartoc), Clint Sharplin (Kenickus), Mark Wright (Claxon), Maggie Tarver (Rena), Arthur Ranford (Tidus), Jason Hoyte (Skell), Matthew Jeffs (Lowlife)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Gus Trikonis
Disclaimer: Jaris' cause of death remained a mystery during the production of this motion picture.
Disclaimer: The original Website was severely harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, through the miracle of modern technology, it was reinvented several centuries later.
Ep: 64
Stranger in a Strange World
Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Special Guest Stars: Renee O'Connor (The Executioner)
And: Lucy Lawless (Xena)
Co-Starring: Amber Sainsbury (Princess), William Davis (Head Guard), Dean Stewart (Gravus), Roy Bonnell (Frailus), Albert Heimuli (Soldier #1), Kevin Alexander (Soldier #2), Amanda Rees (Matron #1), Bruce Burfield (Prisoner)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Michael Levine
Disclaimer: No Heart-throwing, Love-spewing, Smooth-talking Ares impersonators were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 65
Two Men and a Baby
Guest Starring: Kevin Smith (Ares), Kimberley Joseph (Nemesis)
Disclaimer: No fire-belching, levitating, neo-natal sons of a god were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 66
Prodigal Sister
Guest Starring: Dean O'Gorman (Ruun), Katrina Browne (Siri), Tina Cleary (Mayam)
Co-Starring: Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Marama Jackson (Lucenne), Danny Lineham (Johe), John Dybvig (Slave Trader), Mandy McMullin (Refugee), Geoff Clendon (Father), Marcus Brown (Young Ruun), Alana Fletcher (Young Siri), Reece Rodewyk (Xenan)
Written By: Robert Bielak
Directed By: Gary Jones
Disclaimer: The Amazon Hokey-Pokey was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, this catchy number is now being performed in dance clubs around the country.
Ep: 67
...And Fancy Free
Guest Starring: Willa O'Neill (Althea), Stuart Devenie (Magistrate), Jay Saussey (Oena)
And:: Edith Sidebottom (The Widow Twanky)
Co-Starring: Geoff Snell (Elis), Geoffrey Dolan (Henchman), Stephen Winn (Partner #1), Andrew Jolly (Travoltus), Raechel Murgatroyd (Young Althea), Emily Jackson (Young Oena)
Written By: Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
Directed By: Michael Hurst
Disclaimer: The Widow Twanky, once again on top of the dance world with the success of the Hercules Hustle, was not harmed or tripped during the production of this motion picture.
Co-Starring: Susan Haldane (Filius), Stephen Walker (Swillus), Brett Turner (Billius), Ross Brannigan (Curteus), Natalie Scarr (Leola), Kenneth Prebble (Rodanna), Andrew Glover (Farmer), Anthony Taylor (Village Elder), Derek Ward (Agitator)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Steve Polivka
Disclaimer: Hercules proved once again the true measure of a man is not the size of his grapes but the size of his heart.
Ep: 69
Hercules on Trial
Guest Starring: Kevin Smith (Ares), Lisa Chappell (Dirce / Queen Melissa), John Sumner (Spencius)
Co-Starring: Liddy Holloway (Alcmene), Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), Claudia Black (Cassandra), Derek Payne (Daedalus), Sarah Smuts-Kennedy (Kara), Mike Bajko (Turgeus), Renee Raudman (Galea), Barry Duffield (Kazankis), Mike Howell (Jargos), Amber Cunliffe (Marcenea), David Weatherley (Judge), Mark Nua (Mong), Anita Marshall (Villager), Stephen Ure (Farmer), Robert Boniface (Father), John Mellor (Barkeep), Geoff Barlow (Old Man), Sarah Major (Galea's Daughter), Vicky Rodewyk (Marcenea's Daughter)
Written By: Robert Bielak
Directed By: John Laing
Disclaimer: Due to extensive DNA testing, Hercules was proven innocent during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 70
Medea Culpa
Guest Starring: Dean O'Gorman (Young Iolaus), Chris Conrad (Young Jason), Jacinda Barrett (Medea)
And: Ian Bohen (Young Hercules)
Co-Starring: Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), Narelle Swensen (Little Girl / Hera), Vanessa Guy (Teenage Girl #1), Benjamin Banse (Villager), Carol Seay (Woman), Ian Harrop (Fisherperson), Alan De Malmanche (Servant)
Teleplay By: Robert Bielak & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
Story By: Robert Bielak
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: No two-headed, fire-breathing, regenerating Ghidras were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 71
Men in Pink
Guest Starring: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus), Lacey Kohl (Cupcake), Peter McCauley (Gekkus)
Special Guest Stars: Edith Sidebottom (The Widow Twanky)
And: Robert Trebor (Salmoneus)
Co-Starring: Alister Babbage (Vendor), David Fitchew (Desk Attendant)
Written By: Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
Directed By: Alan J. Levi
Disclaimer: Cupcake's sweet tooth was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, her love life experienced a slight setback.
Ep: 72
Armageddon Now
Guest Starring: Kevin Smith (Ares)
Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
Co-Starring: Kim Michalis (Young Alcmene), Joel Tobeck (Strife), Amy Morrison (Hope), Liddy Holloway (Alcmene), John Manning (King Tyndareus), Bernard Moody (Drunk), Mark Caldwell (Peasant), Rodney Cooke (Passerby), Les Dwight (Masher), Shirley Eliott (Gossip), Patrick Kake (Hercules / Sovereign Double)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Mark Beesley
Disclaimer: Once again, Alcmene's fence was not finished during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 73
Armageddon Now, Part 2
Guest Starring: Kevin Smith (Ares)
Special Guest Stars: Hudson Leick (Callisto), Renee O'Connor (Gabrielle)
And: Lucy Lawless (Xena)
Co-Starring: Kim Michalis (Young Alcmene), Amy Morrison (Hope), Matthew Chamberlain (Darphus), Lee-Jane Foreman (Arleia), Jim McLarty (Pankos), Rebecca Kopacka (Young Callisto), Geoff Clendon (Oronis), Alex Moffat (Beckerus), John Dybvig (King Quallus), Mark Sinclair (Village Man), Marcel Kalma (One-Legged Man), Crawford Thomson (Ruffian), Slade Leef (Warrior), Patrick Kake (Hercules / Sovereign Double)
Teleplay By: Gene F. O'Neill & Noreen V. Tobin
Story By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Mark Beesley
Disclaimer: Although Alcmene's barn was blown to smithereens, remarkably she and Iolaus were not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 74
Yes, Virginia, There is a Hercules
Guest Starring: Bruce Campbell (Rob Tapert), Hudson Leick (Liz Friedman / Callisto), Ted Raimi (Alex Kurtzman), Kevin Smith (Jerry Patrick Brown / Ares), Gina Torres (Beth Hymson), Robert Trebor (B.S. Hollinsfoffer)
Co-Starring: Lisa Chappell (Melissa Blake), Willy De Wit (Eric Gruendemann), Joel Tobeck (David Scott Pollison / Strife), Paul Glover (Roberto Orci), Charles Mesure (Johnny Pinto), Patrick Wilson (Evil Warlord), Ian Mune (Director), Jason Tahu (Paintball Player), Kim Raynes (Cocktail Waitress), Elizabeth Hawthorne (Mary Contrary - Newscaster), Les Dwight (Elvis Hercules), Liam McFarland (Cool Hercules), Grant Adams (Clapper Loader)
Written By: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Directed By: Christopher Graves
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the Hercules cast and the Renaissance staff is purely intentional.
Ep: 75
Porkules
Guest Starring: Kevin Smith (Ares), Meighan Desmond (Discord)
And: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
Co-Starring: Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), Liddy Holloway (Alcmene), Chris Graham (Colchis), Murray Keane (Hermes), Ian Watkin (Butcher), Alan Farquhar (Vendor), Tim Marechal (Captain of Guards), Ralph Mauro (Quakkus), Victor Raider (Woolus), Cherry Davis (Millicent)
Uncredited: Alexandra Tydings (Voice of Katherine)
Written By: Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
Directed By: Christopher Graves
Disclaimer: Hermes's wings were clipped during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 76
One Fowl Day
Guest Starring: Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite / Katherine), Kevin Smith (Ares)
And: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
Co-Starring: Michael Saccente (Barnabus), Steve Wright (Head Peasant), Hannah Collins (Little Girl), Colin Francis (Wolfgang Puke), Zo Hartley (Mother), Tony Bishop (Field Hand), Christine Bartlett (Diner), Meighan Desmond (Discord / Chicken)
Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: Michael Hurst
Disclaimer: No giant poultry was tripped, plucked, barbecued, deep-fried or otherwise assaulted during the production of this motion picture. Katherine's owners are orthodox vegetarians.
Ep: 77
My Fair Cupcake
Guest Starring: Lacey Kohl (Cupcake), Mark Raffety (Alexandros)
And: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
Co-Starring: Patrick Smith (King Georgas), Huntly Eliott (Vitron), Jason Te Kare (Flectus), Angela Shirley (Princess Hippolyta), Chic Littlewood (Attendant), Antony Martin (Antioch Man), Wade Jackson (Darsus), Bruce Davis-Goff (Carpathian Man), Campbell Rousselle (Terrorist)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Directed By: Rick Jacobson
Disclaimer: No Bakeries were harmed during the production of this motion picture, although many pastries were burned to a crisp.
Ep: 78
War Wounds
Guest Starring: Gina Torres (Nebula), Kevin Smith (King Iphicles), Peter McCauley (Ajax)
Co-Starring: Warren Carl (Kazon), Antonio Te Maioha (Boraxis), Bruce Allpress (Phidias), Stig Eldred (Gagnon), Victor Rodger (Vet #1), Syd Mannion (Man), Liam Vincent (Fishmonger)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: John Mahaffie
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between King Iphicles, Hercules' half-brother, and Ares, God of War, Hercules' other half-brother, is totally unavoidable.
Ep: 79
Twilight
Guest Starring: Roy Dotrice (Zeus), Chris Conrad (Young Jason), Dean O'Gorman (Young Iolaus)
And: Ian Bohen (Young Hercules)
Co-Starring: Liddy Holloway (Alcmene), Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), Kim Michalis (Young Alcmene), Ian Hughes (Calimachus), Matt Walker (Teresius), Ray Woolf (Eteocles), Martin Baynton (King Stavros), Glen Drake (Nikos), Paul Paice (Captain of the Guards)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin & Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Directed By: Philip Sgriccia
Memorium: In memory of David Keates
Disclaimer: Caution: Nafoline Cannons are highly flammable and may be hazardous to your health. Keep away from children.
Ep: 80
Top God
Guest Starring: Roy Dotrice (Zeus), Chris Conrad (Young Jason), Scott Michaelson (Apollo)
And: Ian Bohen (Young Hercules)
Co-Starring: Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), Charmaine Guest (Ariadne), Ranald Hendriks (Momus), Clinton Elvy (Punk)
Teleplay By: Jerry Patrick Brown
Story By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: No Boogie-Boarding, Bleached-Blonde, Narcissistic Gods were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 81
Reunions
Guest Starring: Roy Dotrice (Zeus), Meg Foster (Hera), Kevin Smith (Ares), Scott Michaelson (Apollo)
Written By: Jerry Patrick Brown & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: Zeus's Godhood was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his short stint as a mortal was somewhat intoxicating.
