Guest Starring: Gina Torres (Nebula), Ross Duncan (Imuru)
And: Tony Todd (Gilgamesh)
Co-Starring: Tony Billy (Guard), Ian Miller (Pirate Captain), Barry Duffield (Pirate), Tom Kane (Lookout), James Gaylyn (Villager), Zo Hartley (Mother), Tyler Read (Child)
Written By: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Directed By: Michael Hurst
Disclaimer: In order to protect the environment and for the benefit of all mankind, Imuru's beard was recycled and restored immediately upon completion of production of this motion picture.
Ep: 83
Descent
Guest Starring: Gina Torres (Nebula), Antonio Te Maioha (Dumuzi)
Co-Starring: Wanjiku Kiarie (Old Woman), Ronald La Pread (Priest), Tony Hopkins (Agenor), Paul Glover (Danaeus), Grae Burton (Crewmember)
Written By: Lisa Klink
Directed By: Richard Compton
Disclaimer: No Zombies were chomping at the bit during the production of this motion picture.
Co-Starring: Keith Bracey (Druid Leader), Peter Grahame (Kieran), Jon Stubbs (Head Guard), Clint Sharplin (Celtic Villager), Renée Brennan (Druid of Faith), Jonathon Acorn (Druid of Mercy), Tony Bishop (Druid of Tolerance), Sian Davis (Druid of Innocence), Mark Rounthwaite (Guard), John Porter (Villager #1), Paul Paice (Villager #2)
Written By: Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
Directed By: Philip Sgriccia
Disclaimer: No Magic Munchkins preaching the virtues of ancient Celtic philosophy were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 85
Genies and Grecians and Geeks, Oh My
Guest Starring: Robert Trebor (Salmoneus), Hilary McMillan (Genie)
And: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
Co-Starring: John Givins (Sultan), Paul Norell (Falafel), Inia Maxwell (Head Guard), Mike Bajko (Nazar), Gary Elliott (Shepherd), Nicola Vuleta (Blonde #1), Andrew Glover (Cryer), David Stott (Salmoneus Double)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: John Cameron
Disclaimer: No cool blue bongs that resemble Aladdin's lamp were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 86
Render Unto Caesar
Guest Starring: Tamara Gorski (Morrigan), Karl Urban (Caesar), Nicko Vella (Mabon), Stuart Devenie (Kernunnos)
Co-Starring: Alistair Browning (Bronagh), Grant Boucher (Publius), Willy De Wit (Hirtius), Norman Fairley (Angus), Liam Vincent (Connor), Alex Moffat (Niall), Daniel Hennessey (Libinius), Benedicta Joseph (Brigid), Anthony Jones (Centurian)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Directed By: John Laing
Disclaimer: No Scribes intent on writing the truth and nothing but the truth were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 87
Norse by Norsevest (part 1)
Guest Starring: Ben Reed (Thor), Tamara Gorski (Morrigan), Ian Hughes (Loki), Rupert Cocks (Baldur), Peter McCauley (Odin)
Co-Starring: Donogh Rees (Frigga), Denise Snoad (Hilda), Wade Jackson (Eric), Yvonne Lawley (Norn), Emily Hartley-Skudder (Little Girl), Thomas McIvor (Dying Man), Andrew Glover (Thief), Bill Thomas (Healer), Ann Baxter (Old Woman), Stephen Papps (The Darkness), Nicko Vella (Mabon), Benedicta Joseph (Brigid)
Teleplay By: Gerry Conway
Story By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: John Laing
Disclaimer: No ram, stag or any other horned species was sacrificed for Thor's helmet during the production of this motion picture. Ve Svear it.
Ep: 88
Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bridge (part 2)
Guest Starring: Ben Reed (Thor), Ian Hughes (Loki), Rupert Cocks (Baldur), Peter McCauley (Odin)
Co-Starring: Donogh Rees (Frigga), Denise Snoad (Hilda), Wade Jackson (Eric), Yvonne Lawley (Norn), Emily Hartley-Skudder (Little Girl), Thomas McIvor (Recovered Warrior), Ann Baxter (Old Woman), Vadim Ledogorov (Blacksmith), Stephen Papps (The Darkness), Jonathan Muirhead (Little Boy)
Written By: Gerry Conway
Directed By: Michael Hurst
Disclaimer: No Frost Giants were thawed during the production of this motion picture.
Co-Starring: Nicko Vella (Mabon), Tony Hopkins (Agenor), Alistair Browning (Bronagh), Benedicta Joseph (Brigid), Terry Dale (Elderly Merchant), Geoffrey Clarke (Advisor #1), Renée Brennan (Druid of Faith), Tony Bishop (Druid of Tolerance)
Written By: Lisa Klink
Directed By: Chris Long
Disclaimer: Iolaus nearly lost his head during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 90
For Those of You Just Joining Us
Guest Starring: Robert Trebor (B.S. Hollingfoffer), Tamara Gorski (Norma Bates), Kevin Smith (Jerry Patrick Brown / Ares), Lisa Chappell (Melissa Blake)
Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Liz Friedman)
Special Guest Appearance By: Renee O'Connor (Sunny Day)
And: Bruce Campbell (Rob Tapert)
Written By: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Directed By: Bruce Campbell
Disclaimer: Due to circumstances beyond our control, some staff members were ridiculed, laughed at and generally made fools of during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 91
Let There Be Light
Guest Starring: Gina Torres (Nebula), Tamara Gorski (Morrigan), Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), George Henare (Zarathustra)
Co-Starring: Stephanie Liebert (Antibius), Robyn Duncan (Livia), Joseph Greer (Nikos), Graeme Moran (Professor), Danny Lineham (School Teacher), Matthew Van Den Berg (Warrior), Murray Dahm (Guard), Monique Joel (Woman Demon Convert)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Directed By: Robert Radler
Disclaimer: No Cast-Iron Snakes were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 92
Redemption
Guest Starring: Gina Torres (Nebula), Tamara Gorski (Morrigan), Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), George Henare (Zarathustra), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: Bruce Allpress (Stouras), Stephanie Liebert (Antibius), Daniel Logan (Zaylan), Mark Newnham (Dahak)
Written By: Lisa Klink
Directed By: Bruce Campbell
Disclaimer: Finally, the demon Dahak was destroyed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 93
Sky High
Guest Starring: Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Jonathon Roberts (Kurth), James Gaylyn (Nagus)
Co-Starring: Clint Sharplin (Opakus), Taungaroa Emile (Linxus), Paul Appleby (Pretor), Jonathan Bell-Booth (Zek), William Smith (Paradas), Damian Nixey (Gang Kid #1)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: John Laing
Disclaimer: Ephiny's leg was not hurt in the production of this motion picture. However, the writers sincerely apologize to Amazons everywhere for excluding her from the big finale.
Ep: 94
Stranger and Stranger
Guest Starring: Gina Torres (Empress)
And: Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: Paul Norell (Falafel II), David Mackie (Hemnor), John Lawler (Hortius), Frederick Bedford (Local), Gary Elliott (Peasant #1), Rodney Cook (Farmer)
Teleplay By: Gerry Conway
Story By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Bruce Campbell
Disclaimer: If you would like to be a contestant on "Wheel of Misfortune", simply drop us a postcard and prepare to kiss your bottom goodbye.
Ep: 95
Just Passing Through
Guest Starring: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
Co-Starring: Paul Norell (Falafel), Jodie Dorday (Lucretiana), Russell Dixon (Astrovo), Nicholas Baker (Dardo), Tim Biggs (Leandrus), Sarah Faris (Groupie #1), Sarah-Jane George (Groupie #2), Simon Gomez (Temple Guard), Lance Cheshire (Old Man), David Coddington (Villager)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: Autolycus' intestinal tract was well lubricated and, consequently, was not harmed or blocked during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 96
Greece is Burning
Guest Starring: Willa O'Neill (Althea), Stuart Devenie (Magistrate), Jay Saussey (Oena)
And: Edith Sidebottom (The Widow Twanky)
Co-Starring: Brett Stewart (Titus), Geoff Dolan (Head of Fashion Police), Simon Gomez (Emcee), Terry Batchelor (Burly Man), Andrea Kelland (Factory Worker), Phoebe Falconer (Waifish Aphrodite), Peter Mason (Drunk Slob), Billy Wagstaff (Beggar)
Written By: Andrew Landis & Julia Swift
Directed By: Michael Hurst
Disclaimer: Due to incredibly bad taste and a despicable dress code, the Fashion Police were locked up indefinitely immediately upon completion of filming this motion picture.
Co-Starring: Alison Quigan (Oracle), Aaron Devitt (Drayus), Amanda Rees (Marpessa), Des Wallace (Thug #1), Shena Sanders (Raina), Vanessa Guy (Priestess), Marcel Kalma (Thug #2), John Pemberton (Thug #3), George Setefano (Vaftel), Gary Elliott (Gravedigger)
Teleplay By: Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
Story By: Stephanie C. Meyer
Directed By: Garth Maxwell
Disclaimer: The Oracle affectionately known as "Mrs. Potato Head" was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 98
The Academy
Guest Starring: Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), Ryan Gosling (Zylus), Susan Brady (Lilith), Jodie Rimmer (Seska), Albert Belz (Tabor)
Co-Starring: Geoff Snell (Headmaster), Andrew Eggleton (Upperclassman #2), Allen O'Halloran (Upperclassman #3), Glenn Ellerin (Peddler), Nicholas Baker (Kid #1), Cameron Stanton (Kid #2), Chelsea Howell (Kid #3), Ben Cooke (Upperclassman #4)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Charlie Haskell
Disclaimer: Support the United Grecian College Fund. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, much like the vacation plans of certain Young Hercules cast members.
Co-Starring: Bruce Hopkins (Triton), Hori Ahipene (Brutus), Burt Turner (Goon #1), Kelly Greene (Goon #2), Jim McLarty (Fish Merchant), Rebecca Richards (Woman), Rob Ipsen (Man)
Written By: Kevin Maynard
Directed By: Rick Jacobson
Disclaimer: No Fish Out of Water was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 100
Once Upon a Future King
Guest Starring: Tamara Gorski (Morrigan), Neill Rea (King Arthur), Sara Wiseman (Mab), Tim Faville (Merlin)
Co-Starring: Norman Forsey (Old Merlin), Asa Lindh (Lady of the Lake), Michael Garnet-Holt (General Gwain), Wayne Peters (Albion), Emlyn Williams (Trevin), Graham Smith (Baker), Andrea Bruce (Teacher), Steve Isherwood (Soldier #1), Wayne England (Soldier #2), David Holton (Knight #1)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Directed By: Mark Beesley
Disclaimer: Many Giant Steps were taken during the production of this motion picture. However, none for mankind.
Ep: 101
Fade Out
Guest Starring: Meighan Desmond (Discord), Joel Tobeck (Deimos)
And: Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: Andrew Binns (Marcus), Gabriel Prendergast (Old Man), Charmaine Guest (Leche), Michelle Leuthart (Ria), Ben Brown (Villager), Lionel Wickliffe (Teenager)
Written By: Gerry Conway
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: No Gods or other deities were killed during the production of this motion picture. They just faded away.
Ep: 102
My Best Girl's Wedding
Guest Starring: Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Angela Dotchin (Nautica), Patrick Wilson (Lysacka)
And: Sam Sorbo (Serena)
Co-Starring: Bruce Hopkins (Triton), David Goodwin (Mogo), Donogh Rees (Cabiri), Dave Collins (Townie), Georgia Linney (Serena's Child)
Written By: Gerry Conway
Directed By: Andrew Merrifield
Disclaimer: No floundering fish were filleted during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 103
Revelations
Guest Starring: Charles Mesure (Michael)
And: Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: Tammy Barker (Penelope), Paul Norell (Falafel), John Watson (Priest of Ares), Chelsea Howell (Mia), Lex Matheson (King Lineus), Hugh Porter (King Vaftel), David Buckley (Lineus' Aide), Tony Forster (Man)
Written By: George Strayton & Tom O'Neill
Directed By: Bruce Campbell
Disclaimer: Iolaus got a new lease on life during the production of this motion picture.
