• Blackboard Line: None
• Starring: Dan Blackulaneta, Ghoulie Kavner, Nancy Bartfright, Eleanor Roosevelt, Ernie Boo-Nick, Harry "I Want To Own Every Media In The World" Shearer
• Also Starring: Terroress MacNeille, The Dwarf Drom "Don't Look Now"
• Written By: Rob Lazenbnick & John Frink & Don Payne & Carolyn Omine
• Directed By: Matt "Groening" Nastuk

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT PLANT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGORES
• Special Guest Voices: Gary Coleman, Marcia Wallace, Frank Welker, The Who
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Shaun Cashman

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SURPRISE THE INCONTINENT
• Special Guest Voices: Drew Barrymore, Stephen King, Joe Mantegna, Jay Mohr as Christopher Walken, Amy Tan, John Updike
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Frink & Don Payne
• Directed By: Bob Anderson

• Blackboard Line: I AM NOT THE ACTING PRESIDENT
• Special Guest Voice: Joshua Jackson
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Matt Selman
• Directed By: Steven Dean Moore

• Blackboard Line: I WAS NOT THE SIXTH BEATLE
• Special Guest Voices: Leeza Gibbons, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Rob Lazebnik
• Directed By: Neil Affleck

• Blackboard Line: I WILL ONLY PROVIDE A URINE SAMPLE WHEN ASKED
• Special Guest Voices: Patrick McGoohan, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Mark Kirkland

• Blackboard Line: THE NURSE IS NOT DEALING
• Special Guest Voice: Edward Norton
• Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Carolyn Omine
• Directed By: Michael Polcino

• Blackboard Line: SCIENCE CLASS SHOULD NOT END IN TRAGEDY
• Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Tim Long
• Directed By: Lance Kramer

• Blackboard Line: NETWORK TV IS NOT DEAD
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille
• Written By: Al Jean
• Directed By: Mike Anderson

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT "LET THE DOGS OUT"
• Special Guest Voices: Michael Keaton, Charles Napier, Robert Schimmel, Bruce Vilanch, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Tom Martin
• Directed By: Bob Anderson

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S MEDICATION
• Special Guest Voice: Tom Savini
• Starring: Pamela Hayden
• Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Larry Doyle
• Directed By: Matthew Nastuk

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT PUBLISH THE PRINCIPAL'S CREDIT REPORT
• Special Guest Voices: Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras, Marcia Wallace, Serena Williams, Venus Williams
• Also Starring: Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Ian Maxtone-Graham
• Directed By: Jen Kamermam

• Blackboard Line: THE HAMSTER DID NOT HAVE "A FULL LIFE"
• Special Guest Voices: Gary Coleman, Kelsey Grammer
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Al Jean
• Directed By: Michael Marcantel

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT BUY A PRESIDENTIAL PARDON
• Special Guest Voices: N'Sync (Lance Bass, J.C. Chasez, Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, Justin Timberlake)
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Tim Long
• Directed By: Steven Dean Moore

• Blackboard Line: "TEMPTATION ISLAND" WAS NOT A SLEAZY PIECE OF CRAP
• Special Guest Voices: Stacy Keach, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Nancy Kruse

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT SCARE THE VICE PRESIDENT
• Special Guest Voices: Kathy Griffin, Jan Hooks, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Frink & Don Payne
• Directed By: Lauren MacMullan

• Blackboard Line: I WILL NOT FLUSH EVIDENCE
• Special Guest Voices: Frank Welker
• Also Starring: Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Swartzwelder
• Directed By: Mark Kirkland

• Blackboard Line: FIRE IS NOT THE CLEANSER
• Special Guest Voices: Joe Mantegna, Frankie Muniz
• Also Starring: Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Matt Selman
• Directed By: Mike B. Anderson

• Blackboard Line: GENETICS IS NOT AN EXCUSE
• Special Guest Voices: Shawn Colvin, Marcia Wallace
• Also Starring: Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Julie Thacker
• Directed By: Chuck Sheetz

• Blackboard Line: TODAY IS NOT MOTHRA'S DAY
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: Al Jean
• Directed By: Mike Polcino

• Blackboard Line: I SHOULD NOT BE TWENTY-ONE BY NOW
• Special Guest Voices: Marcia Wallace, Frank Welker
• Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott
• Written By: John Frink & Don Payne (Part 1), Bob Bendetson (Part 2), Matt Selman (Part 3)
• Directed By: Bob Anderson